Crosspost from r/clevercomebacks

killaskillz · 2021-03-20T08:31:46+00:00

Do women still make sandwiches?

PersonalZebra8993 · 2021-03-20T07:05:56+00:00

I climb in and out through the sun roof.

MrSaturnboink · 2021-03-20T12:10:14+00:00

I married a woman who believes in gender roles. Like it’s my job to shovel the driveway and do yard work. She does diapers and lunches for the kids. I usually cook supper and she cleans. She doesn’t complain when I leave the toilet seat up and I don’t complain when she leaves the car seat all the way forward. We get along great. If I ask her nicely she’ll make me a sandwich like 90% of the time.

CarlosTheBrave · 2021-03-20T07:09:47+00:00

You can't open a door of any kind for a woman and more. It would diminish the strength of a strong independent female. That said, I'm old school. I open doors for anyone without thinking. Then bitch sarcastically when they don't say thank you.

CantStopMe888 · 2021-03-20T10:02:28+00:00

I once broke up with a girlfriend because she was furious I wouldn't open the car door for her, instead i just swam to the surface!

dutchmetalhead17 · 2021-03-20T08:57:25+00:00

Dukes of hazzard style

TH_JLDS4100 · 2021-03-20T10:31:12+00:00

Nah fam. I remove the whole engine and climb through the massive fucking hole in the front. Then, I reinstall the engine

Waesh · 2021-03-20T08:08:24+00:00

I go through windows like a real man/s

YandereTeemo · 2021-03-20T08:51:05+00:00

Real me phase through the door like Vision

N3cromant · 2021-03-20T09:01:39+00:00

Do housewives even exist ?

Naryue · 2021-03-20T07:50:34+00:00

I do when I want to get inside the car yes.

weird

Cacto10 · 2021-03-20T09:55:53+00:00

ryan29081996 · 2021-03-20T08:39:16+00:00

I jumped through the window.

Rickyaura · 2021-03-20T11:35:27+00:00

Women changed and evolved from a wife at home job to being a working independent person. But expects us men to have the same role of taking care of them like they are working as a wife at home. Are we not allowed to change

SultanSoSupreme · 2021-03-20T12:02:59+00:00

Feminists: I'm a strong independent women who don't need no stupid man.

Also feminists: Men aren't opening doors for me WAHHH!!!!

Legendary_System · 2021-03-20T08:12:03+00:00

Wait u don't faze through the door

butt_salamander · 2021-03-20T08:14:58+00:00

Deep Thot thoughts...

smellypijama · 2021-03-20T10:51:19+00:00

Men open car doors for women if either the woman is new or the car is new

beanDevourerboy · 2021-03-20T10:58:16+00:00

Nah miss we get in through the fuckin engine

auxinicgoudy16 · 2021-03-20T11:54:22+00:00

Only real men get in through the window

yars8 · 2021-03-20T12:03:18+00:00

A real man would lift their truck up over their head and lower the chassis onto their shoulders. Then they kick their feet flinstone style all the way to the brick store.

ThePoolManCometh · 2021-03-20T12:18:36+00:00

How does this fit this sub exactly?

elgrandejlm · 2021-03-20T11:20:50+00:00

I think a strong and independant woman like you can open her car door

pmcd_com · 2021-03-20T13:22:05+00:00

"Don’t, check out r/antiwork.

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2021-03-20T13:44:40+00:00

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Iamlegend_future · 2021-03-20T11:33:03+00:00

WTF is a door?

Jigsaw203 · 2021-03-20T11:33:58+00:00

No, we just run into closed doors and hope for the best.

LatvianMen · 2021-03-20T11:45:59+00:00

Real men enter throguh osmosis

Monmine · 2021-03-20T12:24:31+00:00

I disassemble the windshield, I get in and then I reassemble it every time. Is there actually another way???

Harry_Johnston · 2021-03-20T12:35:04+00:00

Just teleport inside the damn thing. Assert dominance

Bdoskail · 2021-03-20T12:36:52+00:00

r/clevercomebacks

Gaiinahat · 2021-03-20T13:37:58+00:00

HAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣🤣

ZippZappZippty · 2021-03-20T13:39:32+00:00

Scrolling through the /r/AskHistorians banned?

Miserable-Lemon · 2021-03-20T13:41:20+00:00

Women sure love cherry picking perks and responsibilities

MrBobBuilder · 2021-03-20T18:33:09+00:00

Dukes of hazard that shit

Title	Crosspost from r/clevercomebacks
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Comments	74
Date	March 20, 2021 6:49 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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