does this count?

A_Bloody_Toaster · 2022-07-21T19:09:39+00:00

You will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank.

ShoppingOutrageous87 · 2022-07-21T18:01:01+00:00

Major Kunt.

RetMilRob · 2022-07-21T18:31:15+00:00

I spent my career in the military, I have never seen a sticker like this last a week. It takes all of 5 minutes after her sponsor sees it for it to be removed.

ace_of_nations · 2022-07-21T18:27:50+00:00

Clearly, his rank is Dumbshit if he married her.

ifuckedyomama2 · 2022-07-21T18:15:24+00:00

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Potential_Union1241 · 2022-07-21T18:20:35+00:00

Its honestly kinda sad how being a military spouse has degraded. It at one time was honorable and they would lead events for moral, and a husband and wife were a team. But to many rode that power trip.

cammoorman · 2022-07-21T19:01:40+00:00

Sure, Ex-Navy here.

Karen, you are petty, and second class!

sublimesting · 2022-07-21T19:13:47+00:00

Why even have this sticker? It’s non enforceable even if you’re a general’s wife speaking to a private. What a major cunt.

rmsmith1092 · 2022-07-21T18:10:08+00:00

"I really prefer to be called Maestro"

SuspiciousGrievances · 2022-07-21T19:20:04+00:00

Stupid cunt is an official rank now?

Slapnuts711 · 2022-07-22T05:23:35+00:00

Your husband earned his rank. Dafuq did you do?

fafasamoa · 2022-07-21T18:40:27+00:00

Cuntstable Karen.

Basketballjuice · 2022-07-21T18:27:10+00:00

no it's r/justdependathings

Coast_2_Coast · 2022-07-22T03:36:51+00:00

Absolutely fucking pathetic. Major YIKES

Exact_Manufacturer10 · 2022-07-21T18:38:38+00:00

That’s not much to brag about, E-5.

tharkyllinus · 2022-07-21T19:54:14+00:00

You didn't earn it

DirtNapsRevenge · 2022-07-21T22:19:24+00:00

This in not the first time I've seen something in this vein recently ...

Where did some military wives get the kooky idea that they're entitled to be address by their husband's rank?

RoutingMonkey · 2022-07-22T01:37:00+00:00

100% a joke. No 2nd class petty officer thinks this or would allow wife to put it up except in jest

Philsie · 2022-07-22T13:39:12+00:00

Major Bitch.

FreshFetalJuice · 2022-07-21T22:18:43+00:00

Okay Petty Officer Karen

SandokanNL · 2022-07-22T05:03:38+00:00

Alright, you'll be called " poor idiot who married a bitch"

Dragmore53 · 2022-07-22T05:25:43+00:00

You’re husband is a bitch corporal?

cripplingmango · 2022-07-22T08:24:57+00:00

Yeah I’ll get a dishonorable discharge first

professorpeaky · 2022-07-22T13:05:19+00:00

ok, american-soldier-who-has-a-cunt-of-a-wife-and-probably-needs-to-leave-her-very-soon

StDeath · 2022-07-22T13:14:21+00:00

Ok Ms.UnratedE5. when is your husband doing more than still trying to find out what he wants to do with his life?

Lars-h-pedersen · 2022-07-22T14:36:30+00:00

Ok ms fat fuck

Swords_man22 · 2022-07-22T14:48:51+00:00

I hate wives that try to sap off the husband's position in the Armed Forces, like bitch you did fuck all.

Nova-Sila · 2022-07-22T15:37:39+00:00

For the last fucking time. YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT👏 YOUR 👏 HUSBAND’S 👏 RANK. Get that shit out of your head

Commercial-Health-19 · 2022-07-23T05:51:17+00:00

I didn't know CUNT was a rank in the USN. Ya learn something new everyday!

SamPoundImNumberOne · 2022-07-24T16:18:57+00:00

Isn't that E-5 insignia? E-5 isn't anything to be ashamed of, but I wouldn't think it's something you'd put on a bumper sticker either.

Crowblack187 · 2022-07-31T16:14:54+00:00

ok then, major cunt

I_use_both_hands · 2022-09-30T07:11:13+00:00

Reminds of when Hillary said primary victims of war were moms daughters sisters and wives.

winkman · 2022-07-21T18:27:41+00:00

That's "Rear Entry Comms Officer Karen" to you, buddy!

INDAV · 2022-07-21T18:48:54+00:00

Yeah that counts. How fucking entitled are some of these boot chasers? Christ.

Aelinthali68 · 2022-07-21T19:08:37+00:00

Does this count as stolen valor?

tigerbloodfudd · 2022-07-21T20:38:55+00:00

Are there actual women that believe this? That's crazy 😆 imagine if it was a woman in the armed forces and her husband wanting to be referred to as his woman's rank. People would laugh him if the face of the earth

mikey6 · 2022-07-21T19:51:49+00:00

This has to be a joke sticker right? She must be poking fun at other military wives who take it too far.

killmarkdead · 2022-07-21T20:26:16+00:00

Just call her cadet private Karen…

and when she starts to respond yell. YOU WILL SAY SIR BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD cadet private!

I know barely anything about ranks but I’m pretty sure that’s the lowest

overtt · 2022-07-21T21:56:02+00:00

Damn the husband saw this and let it slide ?

foxycoxy13 · 2022-07-21T22:17:57+00:00

I guess she just wants to talk in Private.

01Hawkins10 · 2022-07-21T22:23:59+00:00

Rank 100 with 69 smiting and 99 farming. 14 atk and 70def

Galvanisare · 2022-07-21T23:44:59+00:00

Is that a Nazi eagle?

PluggedTheBluePill · 2022-07-21T23:55:04+00:00

What if he’s just a Seaman?

ifuckedyomama2 · 2022-07-22T02:30:51+00:00

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ifuckedyomama2 · 2022-07-22T02:44:54+00:00

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Requires-citation · 2022-07-22T03:08:49+00:00

Chief petty officer

PerpetualPanda · 2022-07-22T03:31:14+00:00

I only take orders from O6 and above

RevolutionRose · 2022-07-22T04:29:14+00:00

Aye , Brigadier Bitch

Professional-Bug · 2022-07-22T04:33:57+00:00

That’s stolen valor

RansomStoddardReddit · 2022-07-22T05:40:04+00:00

Is Petty Karen ok?

somegarbagedoesfloat · 2022-07-22T06:32:41+00:00

I was in the navy for 4 years, this is fucked for a variety of reasons.

1 this is generally some officer wife shit, enlisted wives aren't usually this entitled

2 he's a fucking SECOND CLASS(e5). in the navy, you ain't shit till you hit first class(e6). As a third class(e4), I definitely told some 2nd classes to fuck off without issue more than a few times. *

3 as a fucking second class, being called by her husband's rank ain't gonna get her SHIIIIT. It's not a rank that generally comes with any real authority.

4 the obvious: YOU ARENT A SECOND CLASS, YOU ARENT IN THE MILITARY

(*For those in other branches: the navy mentality is a bit different regarding enlisted ranks. An e5 barking orders in the navy would be like an e3 or e4 barking orders in some other branches; you just don't have any bite behind your bark yet. )

(* In the situations I told e5s to fuck off it was warranted lmao, I wasnt just being a shit bag. If you had been there you would agree it was the right move, trust me)

Half-blind-bear · 2022-07-22T07:27:37+00:00

We wouldn't call your husband ma'am or miss so we won't call you captain.

jaxdraw · 2022-07-22T08:10:04+00:00

"failure to control your dependent"

Dexmonkey · 2022-07-22T08:12:27+00:00

Would anyone outside the military address her husband by his rank???

ifuckedyomama2 · 2022-07-22T11:32:51+00:00

Dang! 4.2k upvotes, y'all are too kind! 4.20k blaze it!

dr197 · 2022-07-22T13:22:23+00:00

Just hope the husband is never in a position where his CO sees that sticker. As I understand the military tends not to be too tolerant of this kind of stuff.

The military wife in question is probably going to end up making her husband’s life hell in some way, shape or form.

StaysAwakeAllWeek · 2022-07-22T14:14:11+00:00

r/dependa

cirruslogic · 2022-07-22T14:38:49+00:00

Vicarious Heffa

Firm_as_red_clay · 2022-07-22T15:03:29+00:00

r/entitledbitch

oddRockNRolla · 2022-07-22T20:56:53+00:00

Could be a joke but either way, where has the PP been denied?

mrpooks · 2022-07-24T14:48:43+00:00

Cunt?

authentic_scum · 2022-07-25T02:21:21+00:00

Tricareatops?

nebu-chad-nezar · 2022-07-26T15:16:04+00:00

I won't even address your husband by his "rank" let alone you.

Klondike1776 · 2022-07-27T19:17:38+00:00

Lmao, I think it would be hilarious for an 01 to do just that and watch her face.

Reasonable-Ad3444 · 2022-07-28T19:56:40+00:00

oh hey dishonourable discharge

im_gamer- · 2022-07-29T04:33:02+00:00

Douchebag.

welatshaw01 · 2022-07-30T20:55:04+00:00

Needs one underneath it: "I will advise your husband of your disgusting entitlement, and we will see how that goes for you."

Prudent_Ad1338 · 2022-07-31T10:59:40+00:00

OK corpse

Grammar-Notsee_ · 2022-07-31T13:48:31+00:00

"Hello someone who does nothing special and gets paid to do a job that they chose to do!"

International-Neck-5 · 2022-08-03T09:49:19+00:00

Dumb bitch thinks her husband’s promotion applies to her as well… Sheez.

WHAMMYPAN · 2022-08-12T06:21:34+00:00

Sure thing Major Asshole.

ballpoint169 · 2022-08-12T08:37:22+00:00

shit i wont even address her husband by his rank what makes her think she's even close to being entitled to anything?

Snoo_51457 · 2022-08-14T21:23:57+00:00

I will address you by what you have done while your husband has risked his life for his country, “cheater”

Meastro44 · 2022-08-30T21:14:12+00:00

Two stripes? Petty Officer Second Class Smith. Sure, I’ll do that.

Samurai_94 · 2022-09-09T20:56:17+00:00

On the flip side, if her husband is an E-3 or lower, you can treat her like a raw recruit!

HugeCharacter3452 · 2022-09-24T11:30:56+00:00

That's so embarrassing

IsyThePotataoe · 2022-07-21T18:16:28+00:00

Thought this was an r/gaming post or something like " yeah my husband is platinum, top 100...yada yada yada respect me bitch", was amusing until I realised what sub this is

Saxophonethug · 2022-07-21T18:38:37+00:00

Mrs. Bodybag

T_in_Lousiana · 2022-07-21T18:48:53+00:00

“Seaman”. Seams legit

WhaleSongCoverBand · 2022-07-21T18:50:42+00:00

It's satire.

popesnutsack · 2022-07-21T19:09:09+00:00

Okay Corporal Cunt, here's a shovel, go dig the latrine!!!

Jannbo4 · 2022-07-21T20:34:25+00:00

This is an insult to the military. A Rank is earnt by hard work and skills not by fucking someone. I bet her husband dose not know of this, otherwise he would be pissed. This is just disrespectful behavior towards those who spend time and will to guard society and feedom.

OldBuickGuy · 2022-07-21T19:05:55+00:00

I’ve worked on a military base for 22 years. This is not uncommon especially among the officer ranks and even some of the upper enlisted.

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2022-07-21T20:04:39+00:00

Lolno

Otherwise you will address me by "My Lord & Master"

MikjallOfHargreaves · 2022-07-21T20:42:14+00:00

I don't know which outcome annoys me more, that her husband accepts this behaviour or that she does it behind his back.

BanksysBro · 2022-07-22T16:14:14+00:00

Photoshopped af. Quit spreading this fake shit

iron40 · 2022-07-21T18:51:15+00:00

Dependasaurus.

I recently learned what a dependa was, never actually encountered one in the wild...

k815 · 2022-07-21T20:25:57+00:00

They kill children

willisbeauts · 2022-07-21T22:18:03+00:00

Fuck it take credit for you husbands work despite being useless

Slow_Advertising1181 · 2022-07-21T22:38:31+00:00

These bitches are delusional. Rank dis nuts, hoe!

Grammar-Notsee_ · 2022-07-22T20:56:10+00:00

It's even entitled to think soldiers deserve special treatment!

baron7755 · 2022-07-22T15:03:28+00:00

Dudes can marry dudes, so this might not count

Pond-James-Pond · 2022-07-21T18:54:18+00:00

I shall address her as the “vicarious exister”

PieselPL · 2022-07-21T21:08:42+00:00

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WhiteHattedRedditor · 2022-07-22T02:44:03+00:00

Ok then Mrs Killed In Action

Rigo3oh · 2022-07-22T04:40:15+00:00

Me husband is doctor there for Eye is Dr. 2

SemajLu_The_crusader · 2022-08-01T14:15:10+00:00

if they're a doctor she's within her rights to request that

abetea11 · 2022-07-21T18:04:03+00:00

Girls deserve your respect

zimmie41 · 2022-07-21T19:37:24+00:00

Seems petty, not first class petty but it's up there

tharkyllinus · 2022-07-21T19:56:50+00:00

My wife didn't have anything to brag about I came in as an E1 owe you one. Private in the army.

ItPutsLotionOnItSkin · 2022-07-21T20:06:01+00:00

You will address me as my girlfriend's husband's rank

project_HAARP · 2022-07-21T20:09:51+00:00

Reminds me of Michelle Obama and Hillary clinton

soupafi · 2022-07-21T20:31:37+00:00

Yes cunty officer

ilhamalfatihah16 · 2022-07-21T20:32:22+00:00

That Karen has the highest military rank of all, she's a dependent.

Honestly how big of an entitlement do you have to put a sticker that coerce someone into addressing you with something that you dont even earn?

readyforadirtnap · 2022-07-21T20:49:49+00:00

I wonder if she had it when he was just a Seaman?

cellcube0618 · 2022-07-21T21:01:13+00:00

r/justdepndathings

Original-Ranger-148 · 2022-07-21T21:23:22+00:00

what a dependapotamus

XboxTomahawk · 2022-07-21T21:59:55+00:00

r/dependa

Expensive-Guidance-7 · 2022-07-21T22:13:13+00:00

Haha she definitely is a stay at home wife

MisterCBax · 2022-07-21T22:50:00+00:00

Ok private.

albyagolfer · 2022-07-21T23:15:08+00:00

Nooo, I don’t think I will.

burner7711 · 2022-07-21T23:19:16+00:00

For those not in the know, this rank is for the US Navy and is an enlisted rank of Petty Officer 2nd Class. Note, this person is not an officer, but a Petty (non-commissioned) officer and is generally someone who can be seen as an assistant manager. This rank usually manages a "squad" or about 10 -15 people, depending on the military job (MOS). They have usually been in around 4 - 8 years which means they are usually around 22-26 years old.

I point this out because it would be like someone asking for a discount at McDonalds because their husband is the Assistant Manager.

Darigone · 2022-07-21T23:56:16+00:00

I was in the airforce. Doing vehicle operations. Basicly driving vehicles or loaning them out.

The audacity of officer's spouses trying to push you around was rsther staggering considering we didnt even allow them to use our vehicles.

autistik_skrub · 2022-07-21T23:57:32+00:00

r/justdependathings

Pacattack57 · 2022-07-22T00:09:40+00:00

No it doesn’t count

NotYetGroot · 2022-07-22T00:16:00+00:00

apparently her husband's rank is "bitch 3rd class"

Undedmekko · 2022-07-22T00:31:31+00:00

Asshole Major Asshole

ICStarzICstarz · 2022-07-22T00:34:46+00:00

Bitchslappedpussy is a rank now?

Top-Entrepreneur-812 · 2022-07-22T00:37:28+00:00

Imma go Spaceballs on this one: Major Asshole :-D

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2022-07-22T00:40:27+00:00

Corporal Punishment.

357Sp101 · 2022-07-22T01:55:15+00:00

Do you suck dicks private?!

Jdenning1 · 2022-07-22T02:09:50+00:00

I swear it’s only the enlisted wives that do this shit

SagenSpeck · 2022-07-22T02:36:40+00:00

Private Prik

Start_button · 2022-07-22T02:46:16+00:00

Captain Dependa

AffectionateWin3807 · 2022-07-22T03:03:59+00:00

Fuck you & him …. God know not to put these kind of folks in my path

dontdieinthesky · 2022-07-22T03:28:41+00:00

…while I screw around during his deployment

Huth_S0lo · 2022-07-22T05:31:31+00:00

Lieutenant Cocksucker; great to see you again.

brownsnake84 · 2022-07-22T06:41:54+00:00

Man they used to recruit straight out of high. End result of recruiting in high-school. Poor bastards get stuck with the mental ones before they get old enough to realise after stringing three quarters into a vending machine and get back a buck in change shouldn't happen.

yungdolpho · 2022-07-22T06:46:57+00:00

Lmao I just skimmed it and read it as "my husband's skank"

Orchlius · 2022-07-22T08:33:31+00:00

Ms. Killed in Action

_Narcissist_ · 2022-07-22T09:12:13+00:00

Platinum league?

dav98438 · 2022-07-22T09:24:05+00:00

Chief dependa

lunaticneko · 2022-07-22T10:28:28+00:00

The only type of spousal emblem I will tolerate is a blue star (of course, if eligible).

CatRelocator · 2022-07-22T10:41:15+00:00

jamesbellrd · 2022-07-22T10:44:15+00:00

Global Elite.

1911mark · 2022-07-22T11:30:54+00:00

Ok Butterball

Gunda-LX · 2022-07-22T11:43:12+00:00

Ok, Karen the Colonel Tantrum-in-the-mall

Chefetage · 2022-07-22T12:00:03+00:00

O.k., Private Karen

DroppedItAgain · 2022-07-22T12:17:30+00:00

Iranian people actually have this as a custom for doctors.

SanaderDid911 · 2022-07-22T13:27:36+00:00

Sargent dead

thebabbster · 2022-07-22T15:12:17+00:00

No I don’t think I will.

fileanaithnid · 2022-07-22T16:16:33+00:00

In my country I guess our military is respected but like, you wouldn't really expect to get much more than an "oh that's cool, respect" if you told someone you were in the army. We are very proud of our country's record of peace keeping but it just doesn't have the same character as the Americans

SappySoulTaker · 2022-07-22T16:38:39+00:00

Honestly would be hard pressed to address her husband by his rank either.

turpin23 · 2022-07-22T17:35:49+00:00

... in bed.

Mysterious-Judge-333 · 2022-07-25T20:23:46+00:00

that's not how that works, that's not how any of this works.

AloneInTheCage · 2022-07-26T03:42:31+00:00

Private Bitch?

Nevek_Green · 2022-07-26T04:04:00+00:00

Owe yeah, because complaints about his wife's behavior will do wonders for his career.

Doki_Literature · 2022-08-09T00:59:19+00:00

r/dependas?

jayrockwell69 · 2022-08-14T09:46:33+00:00

Not at all

KingPnutticua · 2022-08-14T16:07:32+00:00

“Master bootlicker” ?

Samurai_94 · 2022-08-16T14:18:11+00:00

Why in the fuck would I address a civilian by a military rank? Is she suddenly standing a post?

Purple12inchRuler · 2022-08-23T17:28:57+00:00

This is a parody bumper sticker from "Salute Me I'm a Navy Spouse", dude's hilarious.

drorago · 2022-08-24T10:54:03+00:00

Well, you didn't earn that rank. So fuck you.

Corganator · 2022-08-26T21:20:17+00:00

Lol I loved this in the navy when some chiefs wife tried to use her husband's rank you could point blank tell them off and there wasn't shit their husband could do except make themselves look bad and ATTEMPT to follow through.

RunikVarze · 2022-08-27T13:14:16+00:00

As a vet, this shit is insane. This is called stolen valor, even if it is her husband. She didn't earn that rank. She didn't endure the training or earn the respect associated with it. All she did was date the guy who did put in the work. And frankly, that's not hard to do. Some of us spend MONTHS without human contact due to the nature of our job. Any ounce of affection we get when we get back is well received until we get our heads back on straight.

To be perfectly blunt, if this.woman tried to get in my face because her husband is my CO, I would laugh in her face and walk away. And if he tried to dress me down for it later, I would pull chain. Straight up the chain of command, for lack of bearing and unprofessional conduct unbecoming of an officer, and I would request a change of command.

paperpatience · 2022-09-19T20:15:13+00:00

That's not even a flex lol.

nodnarb1986hd · 2022-10-27T00:42:38+00:00

So welfare queen works?

2022-12-23T18:57:00+00:00

Imagine trying to flex that not yourself, but your husband was an E5….lmao…. That being said I love my PO2s. Navy doesn’t run without you!

Onion_fucker69 · 2022-12-29T13:06:56+00:00

alright angry bird with 2 downvotes

maximus1tg · 2022-12-30T19:58:26+00:00

That's technically stolen valor soooo.....

Title	does this count?
Author	ifuckedyomama2
Upvotes	6253
Comments	313
Date	July 21, 2022 5:51 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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