Fame denied

The_Grand_Canyon · 2021-02-17T17:44:23+00:00

oh good i needed more players for d&d this week

OttoManSatire · 2021-02-17T17:32:45+00:00

And then these women will scream, "Don't Objectify Women".

dukunt · 2021-02-17T22:17:02+00:00

A woman posting nudes online for sale is empowered.

The man who pays for those is as pathetic simp of a man not worthy of dating the sort of woman that he is paying for nudes.

That woman laughs at that man.

10 years later she's left wondering why high quality men don't want to date her?

"All that shit was in my past! Why can't men just get past that I have a little history in the jizz bizz!?" "I don't judge people."

-Her probably-

UnFocusMyChi · 2021-02-17T20:17:30+00:00

Attempt to pick the lock.
Find something I can use for earplugs.
Use wallet pen and write "help" note. Fold it inside money. Slip under door.

the_pupilwx · 2021-02-17T17:45:35+00:00

Tbh... I'd be afraid to be #metoo d.

Pudi2000 · 2021-02-17T17:43:34+00:00

Nearly 4M views, sad microchasm of society.

bimbo_inspector · 2021-02-17T17:57:41+00:00

I’d curl into a defensive ball, as soon as that door opened I’d roll on outta there and then stay like that for the day for good measure

16-Times_the-detail · 2021-02-17T23:06:30+00:00

wE’Re nOt sEx oBjEcTs

Mellowcanuck · 2021-02-17T21:15:22+00:00

Video taping your sex sessions can probably be argued as self defense these days. That what you want?

surkhagan · 2021-02-18T02:25:21+00:00

when women say "don't objectify me" what they mean to say is "i don't want YOU to objectify me" The rich, brad pitt looking dude can do whatever the hell he wants to them.

2021-02-18T02:50:20+00:00

I could never understand the contradictory feelings that we're "supposed" to have about sex. Like a man looking at you is horrible and rapey, a fictional character having big boobs is objectifying, but then actual prostitution is the most empowering thing ever? Like, both of these views are depressing to have.

chillaaxicon · 2021-02-17T23:10:39+00:00

Did people not see what those girls did to Keanu in that movie?

Fuck that shit, I'll break down the door

armsec · 2021-02-18T01:17:18+00:00

Ask number 1 and 3 to leave.

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2021-02-18T02:37:53+00:00

Answer: Find the key quickly and get out before the sexual harassment allegations start.

uac_redhound · 2021-02-17T23:59:09+00:00

Yeah I'm not getting hit with #metoo, I'm fine.

The_Fungus_AmongUs69 · 2021-02-17T18:43:12+00:00

Just make sure the girl on the left doesn’t give you a hand job.

curioboxfullofdicks · 2021-02-17T22:04:34+00:00

Locked how long? A day? A week? A month? After a while that place is gonna smell like...

Akagi_CODM · 2021-02-19T00:28:31+00:00

Rip and Tear until it's done

shadow5510 · 2021-02-20T16:12:56+00:00

I could be sitting on the opposite side of that room fully clothed and still be afraid of the false claims

kamui1147 · 2021-02-17T20:19:06+00:00

That's nice that both those hot girls invited their respective chubby friends to be in that photo.... how inclusive.

DickFaceBastard · 2021-02-18T04:56:54+00:00

They should’ve put the other fat girl in the back with her fat friend.

SultanSoSupreme · 2021-02-17T19:12:31+00:00

tbh I'd be a bit nervous incase of potential allegations made later. Maybe turn on the selfie-video camera on my phone, notify them I was filming myself with audio, and keep it pointed at myself until the room was unlocked.

InternationalMap4755 · 2021-02-17T19:16:19+00:00

I've been around plenty of girls half dressed/undressed that most straight guys would consider sexy and i would do the same thing i did then not give a fuck.

RainbowKittyPaw · 2021-02-22T09:25:45+00:00

I'd immeditately start secretly recording and let them incriminate themselves while I tried to get out.

If any women do that to a guy, like.... What's his defense without a video at that point.....

InternationalEcho4 · 2021-02-23T00:06:53+00:00

You say "ill eat the fat one" and watch em shame each other

2021-02-28T20:02:11+00:00

"You are being such a misogynist!"

And that's when you reply with

"You're being such a hypocrite!"

It's not wrong to call out a women for their shit. It never has, and never will. Don't be a jerk, of course.

2021-02-17T23:36:29+00:00

Kinda weird to say that lol

2021-02-18T04:54:55+00:00

ask if any of them have the key and leave, I assume the room is dark and windowless so I'd want to get out as soon as possible to find my way home

Andaisdet · 2021-02-18T17:02:30+00:00

Bet her name’s Amanda

Toxin4ReaL · 2021-02-20T10:27:44+00:00

Leave

Scaryunderwear · 2021-02-20T21:02:26+00:00

I would play some workout videos for the two chunky girls to watch while I spend the day inside the hot juicy spots of the two slender girls.

smoothupinya2469 · 2021-03-04T01:16:51+00:00

Eat my way out

Andian25 · 2021-03-09T15:56:22+00:00

Use their intestines to make a rope to escape and if that fails you have food for a week

Aaron_NeedLife · 2021-02-18T01:11:32+00:00

Shouldn't it be "wwyd?"

Splunkzop · 2021-02-18T04:23:01+00:00

Ask them if the room is a kitchen.

redditors-suck-ass · 2021-02-18T04:09:01+00:00

How in the fuck is this PPD?

HoustonAstros1980 · 2021-02-18T23:20:40+00:00

Women who wear single-strap bikini tops are sluts (Looking at you Red and Blue).

Change my mind.

synonym4synonym · 2021-02-17T19:08:22+00:00

Damn this the people hole boogeyman or something!?

I’m plugging all my holes in case he’s rated himself E for everyone. Fuck.

MoistGrannySixtyNine · 2021-02-18T00:13:51+00:00

Chick all the way on the right has a ridiculous body

KombuchaEnema · 2021-02-17T19:11:27+00:00

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brittle_ballbag · 2021-02-21T01:10:56+00:00

I don't really see the humor in this commentary. Guy sounds like a creepy fuck making comments like that.

erodechode · 2021-02-19T16:30:28+00:00

kinda unnecessarily mean..

softver787 · 2021-02-19T23:45:51+00:00

You are a misogynist if you find this funny. Seek help!

scuba_GSO · 2021-02-17T20:29:10+00:00

Anyone for tennis?

AdalgarDietbitch · 2021-02-18T09:00:26+00:00

women: "nOoOoOo U cant SexUaLIZE uS ThaTs mIsOGyNiStic

also women:

deyw75 · 2021-02-18T09:20:45+00:00

I'd like to see the answer !

spanishflu69 · 2021-02-18T09:48:20+00:00

Nooooo don’t objectify women!!!!!

proceeds to post nonstop on Twitter about how big her boyfriends dick is and why he only dated him for that

EagletheBearer · 2021-02-18T10:53:44+00:00

It's like wtf do they want me to say? Lmao

iman26 · 2021-02-18T13:04:24+00:00

The door was open

somegarbagedoesfloat · 2021-02-18T16:29:18+00:00

Well if we are locked in a room, we can assume it's a POW situation. Once we address any threatening injuries, it's our responsibility to attempt escape. We should also try to locate the misplaced uniforms of the women, as the current attire they are wearing could make survival difficult once we escape.

ohbenito · 2021-02-18T18:09:17+00:00

grab the one in the blue top and go get some drinks. the gutbeast in red and dude on the far left can fight to the death for the attention of the last one.

Liepkais · 2021-02-19T11:49:23+00:00

r/cursedcomments

Idontjudgelol · 2021-02-23T22:11:25+00:00

The craziest thing about this is that I want to high school with the girl in the middle and the far left in the black. Her name is Desiree maldonado (in the black). She was actually really nice!

DazyKoala007 · 2021-02-24T06:21:06+00:00

I'd put them on a rigorous workout routine because those muffin tops, bloated bellies and chubby arms are not flattering in those types of bikinis. Just being honest.

foodforcecartoon · 2021-02-24T19:53:21+00:00

use them as human rams to break down the door

Canon_27 · 2021-02-25T00:19:39+00:00

I’ll use the flame belch and then throw down an ice bomb, then use the blood punch on you all for the maximum amount of health and armor.

TonyGamer69 · 2021-02-25T12:06:32+00:00

r u n .

YTMSESH · 2021-02-27T00:45:17+00:00

I'd kill them and carve a key out of their bones

bitandatta · 2021-02-27T18:40:10+00:00

r/freeuse

Freddy12345678911111 · 2021-03-06T03:01:59+00:00

Just try to get out lol why would I fuck?

KalbertFriedstein · 2021-03-06T13:03:06+00:00

Not a fan of being locked in rooms, I'd try to go through the door.

Parzival0w0 · 2021-03-09T13:42:04+00:00

Play Monopoly

TheShopping137 · 2021-03-09T19:43:19+00:00

i will try to find a way out

Lorenzokiller · 2021-03-15T15:39:04+00:00

Wait. Is it AS holes or misspeled Asshole?

antbad06 · 2021-03-17T18:01:11+00:00

Play Marco Polo in the pool cause your wearing bathing suits, and you it btw

DomiNika88 · 2021-03-18T09:47:23+00:00

Considering that y’all have just one thing to offer it would be using your body’s for sexual pleasure

DankBoiiiiiii · 2021-03-19T04:43:15+00:00

chill, just let them be horny dude

JT_83064 · 2021-03-25T04:36:26+00:00

Sit on the floor and listen to the doom soundtrack

Blastyschmoo · 2021-03-30T02:57:42+00:00

Naturally, we'd have to figure a way out.

fuck_ELI5 · 2021-04-04T23:56:34+00:00

Not the one on that left. Her tots got their own tits.

coyotepickeldbob · 2021-04-28T20:04:35+00:00

Escape....however way is necessary...

ExpressFee3392 · 2021-05-06T14:35:48+00:00

I needed some new exercise partners

And some of you look like you need it

GMZer0Necrosis · 2021-05-23T13:22:28+00:00

Honestly I would love to play some Smash Bros Ultimate.

Title	Fame denied
Author	R7BH7
Upvotes	4001
Comments	155
Date	February 17, 2021 5:31 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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