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[–]bluescubidoo 509 points510 points511 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Why would I want that"
This is advanced retardation.
[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Retardation in its purest form
[–]Kytozion 50 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"advanced retardation" is my favorite oxymoron.
[–]Selrisitai 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's like regular retardation, but advanced.
[–]canine_canestas 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weaponized
[–]FWAPTASTIC 362 points363 points364 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
that is funny as hell, now explain your carefree life mr 1% battery...
[–]5footbanana 138 points139 points140 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's an absolute fucking madlad
[–]PrettyDisassociated 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he's even got bluetooth on
[–]CalvinsCuriosity 56 points57 points58 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There's an app for chatting as your phone dies. You can only chat when your battery is below 5%
[–]2GKillzIt 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Elaborate you evil fiend
[–]M_F_Luder42 23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
app is called 'Die with me'
[–]LadyChiyo 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
appropriate
[–]CalvinsCuriosity 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hah. I seen it on YouTube. Can't remember where it what it's called. Sorry. If I remember I'll let you know....nvm just googled it. It's called die with me.
[–]greasyEUtech 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For anyone curios I just looked in the play store and it's .99 which sucks but there was a free knock off which I just downloaded. The paid version is called "Die with me" as u/M_F_Luder42 stated below.
[–]jarious 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/chargeyourphone
[–]ShortWarrior 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I also like to live dangerously.
[–]Vansplorer 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
With Bluetooth on... that’s not carefree that’s straight nihilism
[–]FWAPTASTIC 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't even notice that... what a fucking lunatic, or maybe its us who are crazy... this man is giving zero fucks, and I for one am taking notes, OP is the hero we need, just not when we need to make a call on the go...
[–]johnchapel1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
Have fun jerking off to the internet....as opposed to having fun jerking off...to...the...same internet?
Is this girl stupid?
[–]FlexibleToast 58 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]helixflush 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No.. Wait.. Yes!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shut up and dont take my money!
[–]ArchieBunker_IV 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, she's an idiot making an idiotic point in order to get easy money from a sucker.
Thing these bitches don't get is their competition is a bunch of cam whores who do shit for free to get internet points and male attention.
In other words, dumb bitch thinks that a buyer's market is a seller's market. She's got it all ass-backwards
[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go on...
[–]Emissary1 135 points136 points137 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Because apparently her pictures are not sent through the Internet...
[–]yazen_ 31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Via pigeons
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We use owls now you muggle.
[–]akki_R 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
r/unexpectedhogwarts
[–]AyyyyLeMeow 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those unexpectedXY subs are really annoying.
[–]ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was why she needed money? Nobody does COD anymore. And it costs money to develop film
[–]Osceana 145 points146 points147 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Had a similar story. Was in Rio a few years back with a buddy who was a bodybuilder. Guy was absolutely RIPPED. We go to a bar and are having some drinks and we see two girls we want to talk to. So we go over and chat them up. The one he's talking to apparently revealed that they were both prostitutes. She told him that if he wanted to sleep with her there'd be a price. Without missing a beat, he immediately replies, "Why would I pay you? You should be paying me. I'm in better shape than you are!" She got so upset and stormed out hahahaha
[–]bonglord227 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a savage cunt hahaha I love it
[–]Pervy_Uncle 48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her last comment makes no sense... I guess I expect too much.
[–]duffmanhb 38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Probably not even awoman. Probably found nudes online and is trying to make money off dudes.
[–]FijiTearz 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is that even legal? Catfishing someone and distributing someone elses nude pictures without their consent
[–]duffmanhb 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sure it’s not a very regulated activity.
[–]TehFakeDonaldTrump1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Send the whore $5 and post her pics all over the internet.
[–]slant1988 64 points65 points66 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol as if her pics aren’t already all over the internet.
[–]bonglord227 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just check her Instagram I bet they’re already on there
[–]Nova-Prospekt 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
When I saw the title I thought this was going to be dota player PeterPanDam roasting someone on twitter dms.
[–]2GKillzIt 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What’s dota
[–]newtrawn 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Defense of the ancients.
[–]TheRaiderKing 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could see Peter sayin something like this to gold diggers or something, after all he is perpetually salty.
[–]Itchy_Craphole 27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
CHARGE YOUR BATTERY KEN!!!!! JESUS!!!!!
[–]SunosUnix 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its still just like the second gen iPhone. last for an hour at 5%....
[–]Nezborn02 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Why would I want that" exactly
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Can someone explain what Venmo is?
So she sends you pics for money?
1% battery life. Makes my hands sweaty.
[–]FijiTearz 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Paypal but with no buyer protection. Basically like using gifting from paypal but on a whole separate app
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ah kk.
Never heard of it before.
I can’t imagine using a service like that without buyer protection.
Have you used it?
[–]FijiTearz 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I have. They say you're only supposed to really use that app with family and friends, but my mom used to pay my chemistry tutor with it when I was in high school. Solid app for paying people you know for stuff. For paying a tinder thot, not so much because you can't really trust them to not just run off with your money.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for clarifying that.
[–]Physiologist21 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is just a site that charges 0 frees to send money?
[–]Huskerzfan 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage as f
[–]el_polar_bear 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, an unsuccessful desperate whore? So desirable.
[–]PapaGeorgio23 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patrolled.
[–]eccentricelmo 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do some guys find that attitude attractive? Women like that make me wanna barf
[–]bonglord227 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t get why girls do this when they know porn is free? If you want money get a fucking job. Maybe it’ll help make the pay gap less ;)
[–]Biffalo44 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Charge your god damn phone
[–]doesntmeanathing 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So glad I’m gay.
[–]kneekaps 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same here, I’ve never once had this happen to me lmao
[–]_Ross- 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never really considered how nice it must be to not have to deal with this (as much, I would assume?)
Not gay myself but damn the online hookup / dating scene for straight guys is 99.9% full of this shit.
[–]SocialForceField 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Venmo is fucking cancer
[–]jmoney6 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OP, please charge your phone
[–]DigitalZ13 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That battery life is stressing me out
[–]Xuma9199 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I matched with this same person a week ago, do you live somewhere in the northeast?
[–]gemini88mill 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is always a thotier thot
[–]TheStoryOfSome 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay, now this is EPIC
[–]sinnerdizzle 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG That battery life!!
[–]shn6 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was hoping for the salt lord PPD
[–]shomerf00kingshabbos 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/kenm ?
[–]YourIdealRealist 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OH FUCK
Ken 1, thot 0
[–]ArchieBunker_IV 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebody get a doctor cuz that bitch got ktfo
[–]toyosusa 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Epic roast.
[–]ShameonBlueFalcons 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im more disturbed the phone is at 1%....
Fix your shit and commence the swipefest.
[–]Zoollio 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man used his last 1% of battery in the best way possible.
[–]xecor2 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Can you cosplay as 2d? Because i only like 2d."
[–]Hitlersartcollector 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How are internet pics different than hers? Other than the fact that anyone can find high quality photos of anything they want on line for free. Her pics likely have bad lighting and pimples
[–]bigfloppydisks 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CHRIST ALMIGHTY PLUG IN YOUR DAMN PHONE
[–]jefferson_dsp 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Raped
[–]Swedneck 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wtf is venmo?
explain how you know emma shes a skank
[+]annihilation80 -6 points-5 points-4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol this is so simple. It's biology you tards.
[+]EwwTedCruz -12 points-11 points-10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The way she went about this was stupid but there’s nothing wrong with selling pictures of your body to willing customers. There’s nothing wrong with ethical sex work for either the buyer or the seller.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except many of the people who do this literally doxx people.
My wife and I paid a woman for custom pictures and not only did she never take them, she tried to doxx me to my wife, who she didn’t know was in on it.
Approach online picture selling with extreme caution, especially on Kik chat rooms.
[–]IAMMANAMA 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who said there was?
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Have fun jerking off to the internet....as opposed to having fun jerking off...to...the...same internet?
Is this girl stupid?
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Send the whore $5 and post her pics all over the internet.
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