A status for the books

themoor · 2014-08-22T21:00:31+00:00

His wedding gift to her - his balls packaged up in a box

Scoundrel_ · 2014-08-22T17:22:14+00:00

To summarize his status: she is calling all the shots. Even his choice of words shows how passive he is. He writes like he's narrating something that affects him without his conscious input: this happened to me, then this happened to me, then this happened to me. Damn, dude, make some overt choices and stand up for the direction you want to take your life. Otherwise, I'm sure that down the track you'll see, "Well, this just happened. I always thought we were happy together, but she just told me that she wants to spend some time apart. I love her, so I'm going to do anything to make her happy". And then after that, "I guess we are getting a divorce. I'm so lost".

otiswild · 2014-08-22T18:17:28+00:00

I think my balls just crawled back up into my body.

gekkozorz · 2014-08-22T17:07:27+00:00

In 2004 we became good friends

"I spent a full year in the friend zone before she decided to settle for me."

in 2005 I was promoted to Boyfriend status

Take note of this word - "promoted." He was given the honor and privilege of being allowed to be this princess' romantic partner/life accessory. The pedestalizing starts early.

in 2012 I applied to the FU (Fiance University)

Not only is her romantic life accessory, he's her ATM, too. He's the full package!

and tomorrow I'll be graduating with a Husband degree.

Because as we all know, being a woman's stable longterm partner is the Ultimate Manly Goal.

People outside the Western world are baffled when they see how American weddings and marriages work. How we put the woman up on this mighty pedestal like she's a princess goddess, and how the man is subjugated off to the side as if he's some little sideshow. He's not the big deal in this woman's wedding - the bride and the wedding itself are the only big deals. And the man's supposed to consider himself "lucky" that he even gets that much relevance in the whole thing.

I recently went to my cousin's wedding - my first one with RP-vision enabled. I tried to imagine myself in his place, but I just couldn't. It looked so... dehumanizing? Is that the word I'm looking for?

Like how chicks must feel when they get reduced to the status of being a pair of tits and an ass. Objectified.

But BP shlubs like your friend here will willfully take that role.

Fuck that.

psugrad98 · 2014-08-22T19:53:44+00:00

and next year he gets an advanced degree in cuckoldry

Scoundrel_ · 2014-08-22T17:30:05+00:00

God, that is so Blue Pill it could have been written by a Smurf!

I love when couples talk about how they were friends for such a long time before becoming romantically involved — like that proves how much they love & care about each other.

More like, it proves that she is NOT very sexually attracted to him, and she settled for him only when she realized that she was out of options.

Was it his choice to spend a year as "friends" before he became her boyfriend? Hell no — she "promoted" him to "boyfriend status."

It's obvious who runs things in this relationship...

LAMFF · 2014-08-22T21:01:21+00:00

What a fucking fag. No offense homosexuals, talking about your gayer, lamer brethren: the pitiful straight faggot. The bottom bitch in the married couple relationship.

TheSKSpecial · 2014-08-22T18:49:27+00:00

Here lies a man's dignity, buried alongside his balls in a senseless act of betaness.

Taps

seattleron · 2014-08-22T20:15:55+00:00

Like he worked hard for a fucking medical degree or something. This is a woman we're talking about here, not fucking Mount Everest, the moon, or the cure for cancer.

For fuck's sake, man, have some self respect.

kick6 · 2014-08-22T20:43:30+00:00

He's quite literally admitting that he's let a bitch train him to be a beta. Impressive.

frantonio · 2014-08-22T16:11:02+00:00

This shit is so blue-pill and depressing as Picasso's blue period...

DistanceSkater · 2014-08-22T19:11:08+00:00

I cannot believe men like this exist. This is disgusting

[deleted] · 2014-08-22T16:58:48+00:00

I would love to black knight such posts if I had a Facebook. "What a cute status! You're so lucky to have her."

useyourmouth · 2014-08-22T20:48:31+00:00

I wonder if he had a tinge of "what the fuck am I doing" in his hindbrain when he posted that.

Tom_The_Human · 2014-08-22T18:48:38+00:00

I have seen a few people on my Facebook post shit like this. Every time I see this I want to laugh hysterically and weep simultaneously.

thinktankman · 2014-08-22T22:05:14+00:00

you should add

in 2019 you lost half your tuition failed missionary 101 but on the upside you passed deadbedroom 321 congratulations

Night--Writer · 2014-08-22T21:46:40+00:00

And just like a College degree it will be the most expensive yet worthless thing you'll ever do.

[deleted] · 2014-08-22T18:33:49+00:00

This is majorly depressing. Worst part is, this guy might (and probably will) suffer for the rest of his life. Poor guy.

Be glad we're safe

socio_j · 2014-08-22T21:16:33+00:00

Hmm the lack of agency in this individual is ...harsh. While I acknowledge the "creativity", such statements should be avoided. Also, facebook. IDK why must people vent everything over facebook...Just grinds my gears.

arvindg87 · 2014-08-22T22:32:21+00:00

Seems to me that he needs to get a prescription for a pair of balls and a supply of self respect.

DreadMe · 2014-08-23T01:00:53+00:00

His status continued 2014 I graduated (marriage) 2016 I got fired (divorced) and they wanted half of everything I own. Why do people still get married wtf?

redpillbanana · 2014-08-23T03:57:44+00:00

In 2010 hot young woman became a good lover, in 2011 she was promoted to plate status, in 2013 she applied to be my student in GU (Girlfriend University) and tomorrow she'll be graduating with her SO degree.

skinnysandvs · 2014-08-23T04:33:09+00:00

My balls almost turned into a vagina after reading this

whitey_male · 2014-08-23T12:39:59+00:00

I hope he gets divorced shortly after just for saying that.

superyay · 2014-08-25T15:27:45+00:00

Jesus, this guy writes as if she was the one controlling his "promotions".

What a sad fuck.

WillClickOnAnything · 2014-08-22T17:58:22+00:00

50 bucks says she wrote it for him.

Title	A status for the books
Author	grandmazboy
Upvotes	152
Comments	50
Date	August 22, 2014 3:55 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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