Too long we've gone with the overpriced and decidedly useless bitcoin and memes such as Doge. Too long have we suffered at the hands of decidedly beta us dollars.

The Fed's been printing money like it's a new sequel to 50 shades of grey during an e-sports twitch pokemon marathon and the lifetime channel just went out of business.

So what can we possibly do to counter the environment we find ourselves in? By building power. And one such way to do so is our newest, and greatest invention:

CHADCOIN (TRP)

A full-fledged, actual, real life, not fake ERC-20 token with the power to change your life.

Now, we're not quite ready to start offering it directly to consumers, but we wanted to get the announcement out there now, because we've implemented CHADCOIN on our offsite hookup: https://trp.red and you can get your grubby little mits on them before everybody else JUST FOR SHOWING UP.

That's right folks, participation is all that's needed, we're givin' em out like candy. We understand little about ICOs and Inflation, we just know that FIAT is for CHUMPS.

GET ON BOARD THE CHADCOIN TRAIN. Holy Fucking Shit

Now, before you all go nuts on me and say, I don't understand this shit, I'm going to lay it all out there:

  • Chadcoin is an ERC-20 Token, which you can withdraw and hold in your own Ethereum wallet.
  • Chadcoin will be useful for any chad who wants to make bank on the internet but doesn't like pesky things like big data looking over his shoulder.
  • TRP.RED has a fully functioning CHAD Wallet system, and the ability to trade and exchange right on the site! NO TRANSACTION FEES*

I realize some of you aren't ready for the future. You're not ready for what's about to happen. For you, we haven't forgotten you. We've implemented an alternative in case you don't think you're ready for it.

VirginCoin (INCEL)

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In addition to our normally scheduled release of a red pill crypto currency, we realized there was a lot of need for more INCEL on the internet. That way we can easily trade and have unfettered commerce with none of the upsides of being an actual CHAD.

INCEL is a great way to get started on the market because it's unlimited in capacity, is completely and utterly valueless and there's nothing you can do with it. In fact, it's virtually impossible to give it away.

Stop in today on https://www.trp.red to get some coins today!