Summary: Flirting with a woman is like trying to hold intelligent conversation with a brick wall.

Topic level: Beginner

T'is I, your evil Zionist overlord here to help you overcome the ineffectual emasculation training that the matriarchy has imprinted.

The idea of a shit test is a relic from the PUA days of TRP. The truth is that it is a terrible way to look at things and completely points you in the wrong direction. Test implies conscious thought on part of the woman with a specific goal in mind. We attribute to her the notion that she is testing us in order to determine alpha validity. My experience is that this is FALSE.

Accepting your own status as a dumbshit is important because you can quickly realize that the bitch you are gaming is a bigger dumbshit than you are. That's right. In my experience, she isn't shit-testing you. She is dumbshit who doesn't actually have anything productive or witty to say and is just spouting nonsense. The shit test is just her lying on her fucking back and expecting you to do all the work conversationally.

Shit test implies both agency and participation on behalf of the woman. Again, my experience is that this is false. She expects you to plan, execute, and pay for every single thing in a relationship while she just goes through the minimum effort half-assed motions. Is it so hard to believe she is exactly the same way conversationally?

So this brings us to the core of what is dumbshit game. It is the beginner level technique I practiced after realizing that people were dumbshits. How well could you carry on a conversation with a non-participating barely-literate dumbshit?

The answer is to pull her into your frame. Which is TRP speak for putting on a verbal puppet show for a bitch. You have your own brand, your own world, your own perspective and she is a passive tourist in it. She will, of course, test your frame. Some people will say that this is her way of accessing your alpha qualities. I disagree. That girl is a dumbshit that has been in dozens and dozens of relationships and failed every single one of them. She isn't testing you. She simply doesn't know how to properly behave within a relationship.

Back to the topic. You need to pull her into your world despite her dumbshit ways. For that, my default tool is the monologue. How well can you fillibuster a glorified blowup doll? (A fillibuster is when an American senator talks for hours to a sleeping congress in order to stall a vote). Few things are as useful as rehearsed sentences related to common topics that come up. You weren't just going out there without a fully drawn out identity, right?

You need to sell yourself and a simple Q&A won't work. If you are thinking smalltalk, that doesn't work. Smalltalk is death. Pleasantries is bad. You need to up those tingles. You need to paint with a vivid brush the autistic masterpiece that is you. That is the core of dumbshit game, by dumbshits for dumbshits to be used on dumbshits.

So your homework is to defend yourself and sell yourself. Why have you become what that you are? Defend those parts of yourself and make it interesting. Be able to talk about it and convincingly defend your position. Be entertaining and charming and witty. You need to show her that you have the muscles AND the brains. Write it down and practice it.

You will eventually have a large assortment of mini-monologues and a large assortment of little tricks. That takes time, effort, and practice.

These are topics that will come up anyway. Short responses won't work because she expects you to carry the entire conversation. Have that monologue prepared.

That is it for now. Happy Hanukah.

TLDR: Monologues are useful tools in talking to bitches who barely participate except to throw out shit tests.