Its 3am Sunday Night, she has her legs in air. Im standing over her, full force butter churning the vagina of a 21 year old Persian girl with a formidable dildo. I never asked for this.

How did I end up in this situation? I had a one night stand on Saturday night. Came over to her house pretended to be interested in things that don't concern her vagina for two hours. Then both of us pretended that we were going to go to sleep. Having sex with a condom on, is like playing a guitar with an oven mitt. Seeing that no one was enjoying the latex prodding. I asked her what needs to happen for her to cum.

Thats when I was introduced to [Moby Dick]http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/100757/1937463-moby_dick_best_sm_1.jpg), the formidable white dildo and was told to Vag-blast her with all of my Russian anabolic bodybuilder strength. The whole point of a one night stand is to derive sexual pleasure from another person. So really who am I to say no? It was quite a workout. I think I hit rear delt, tricep and even latissimus. She enjoyed herself. But, the entire situation just made me philosophical.

Why was I so unprepared for vaginal butter churning? Because all of my life I was told that women were delicate flowers. People always call men out for being perverts, watching porn and pedophilia. But no one ever says shit about Twilight moms, female porn use or female sexual fantasies. Female sexuality is a sacred cow. Any odd or deviant sexual behavior is blamed on the man even if the woman specifically asked for it and the dude reluctantly complied. Women are just as weird as men, but no one talks about it.

The other thing that no one talks about is the legions of burnt out clitorises marching about. Powerful vibrators have completely desensitized many of the vaginas of upper class, idle women. Their vaginas are so burnt out that, they need epic levels of stimulation. Asking a 220 pound, muscular man to assault your vagina with a Gladius sized rubber peen isnt normal.

Finally, I know a lot of people are going to read this and get offended by the story of how the Russian Spetznaz bravely defeated the Mujaheddin's vagina, through courage, determination and effective preparation. Many are going to be mad at this shocking vulgar story. But really is the story that shocking? Im sure this happens all the time. A story like this can only be told in the company of a few men or on Red Pill. If it was told anywhere else the Women and Betas, would quickly call me an asshole, crown her a Persian Princess and compete over who can build the tallest pedistul to put her on.