Hamster in overdrive [amusing video]

SpoiledEG · 2014-04-26T13:16:49+00:00

Last email: "We've all made mistakes while you've been away"

I know hamsters gon' hamst, but come on.

JJTheJetPlane5657 · 2014-04-26T15:52:03+00:00

You're boring as shit to be with.

Spends the better part of two weeks writing emails

So glad that dude broke up with her.

On a happier note, my girlfriend saw a free computer chair on the side of the road and brought up 4 stories to my apartment because I needed a new chair and she thought I'd like it (and I do!).

I hope this dude has a better, nicer girlfriend now.

Also, 2009 and he didn't even use wifi/bring a laptop? To each their own I guess, but I like to write emails to my friends and family about my trip..

Endevour · 2014-04-26T12:52:29+00:00

Best part of the whole thing:

"If you really love me you'll delete every email without reading it"

Trying to guilt him into hiding her mistakes and keeping that thin veil of sanity over the relationship, while making sure that it's his fault if he does read the emails.

2014-04-26T14:42:46+00:00

"To deny your love for me is to deny your very soul."

Batshit insane.

iamnotfromtexas90 · 2014-04-26T17:44:02+00:00

"There were these super creepy guys. I let one buy me a drink." Let that sink in. NEVER EVER buy a girl drink. You are simply a cash machine to them. Most likely a creepy one.

2014-04-26T21:15:39+00:00

She never once questioned whether he was safe or hurt

Cypher211 · 2014-04-26T17:08:01+00:00

Tbh I'm just amazed she never once stopped to think that something might have happened to him? Did she really think he would have just cut her off completely like that and not responded? I was out with some friends once and one of them vanished pretty quickly after we got there and we couldn't contact him all night. My first thought was to be worried that something might have happened to him I mean come on most normal, rational people don't just randomly blank you...

The-Pussy-Whisperer · 2014-04-26T18:24:36+00:00

He ended it beta by taking blame for the incident "when you go to Europe for two weeks leave your phone on".

How about she listen to him to begin with, or at the very least, keep her fucking legs shut.

MockingDead · 2014-04-26T16:26:36+00:00

I find it fascinating that she tries to hurt him emotionally. Why do women feel the need to do that?

Secondly, I find it interesting that he takes responsibility for her inability to listen.

bradyo2 · 2014-04-26T16:05:25+00:00

This would be hilarious to use as dread game. Just doesn't reply at all and she couldn't resist sending him 20 odd emails, despite not hearing from him once.

Class.

Possumsgrease · 2014-04-26T13:06:17+00:00

That's great. Imagine what was going through her head. She cheated on him out of revenge and changed from love to hate with every few messages. I would have loved to see her face after his mom told her what was up. She's working with a 50 story Godzilla Mecha hamster by then end. "if you love me don't read any other emails we all make mistakes"

magx01 · 2014-04-26T16:03:46+00:00

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Zackcid · 2014-04-26T13:19:16+00:00

Her boyfriend seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth and after three days she came back with "I'm not happy here babe..call me ASAP".

Literally ordering him to give her the emotional security she's used to.

I would have stopped reading right there.

destgalle · 2014-04-26T15:46:12+00:00

Am I the only one who knew right away that they are from Toronto based solely on the fact that she went to the Maddy on a Friday night?

GuildedCasket · 2014-04-26T20:02:35+00:00

Jesus. I can imagine being distressed if you just didn't realize your SO left and you didn't hear from him for a few days. But this? My reaction would he intense worry and fear something happened to my partner, and I'd probably frantically check with everywhere possible to assure he is safe and sound. After, I'd probably just wait for him to contact me, if anxiously, trusting he has a good explanation. Her tidal wave of emails shows how selfish she is, that she doesn't ever consider any possibility other than it being about her. I hate people like this.

SkorchZang · 2014-04-26T14:12:54+00:00

Check out all the people in the comments who don't believe the guy.

It's delightful how TRP opens your eyes about such things, so you know not only is this very real, but AWALT.

candyman420 · 2014-04-26T19:47:11+00:00

Point #2 at the end. Wrong. Everyone should have the right to disconnect.

aguy01 · 2014-04-26T20:22:54+00:00

The best response would have been for him to completely ignore her for real once he read the emails.

2014-04-26T21:20:48+00:00

I laughed so hard, I can't lie. HAMSTER LEVEL: OVER 9000!!!!

Rampartt · 2014-04-27T04:10:31+00:00

I'm sorry but the one thing that irked me the most was the fact that she spelled asshole as asswhole... Like really? I had an ex text that to me when she was pretty pissed, and it honestly made me laugh because it removed all merit to her rants. She also didn't know the difference between your and you're, to and too, etc. But the asswhole thing is the funniest.

DarkCircle · 2014-04-26T14:39:54+00:00

Found this corker in the sidebar http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QPnZiiA0-co

buddhabullshit · 2014-04-26T19:39:31+00:00

He acts like this was a bad thing...

phaseonx11 · 2014-05-06T05:01:12+00:00

A guide and analyzation of the concepts illustrated within this video:

Saturday June 2nd: A pathetic attempt to make him jealous. And cool. Congratulations on being a cunt.

June 5th: PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. "The one". Pls. "I hate you, you'll never see me again. Don't talk to me." "I feel kinda sorry for you". Me too... for being such a psychopath.

June 8th: Yall know, usually when a girl says she hates you... lol.

June 10th: The BP ninja gets his. He knows this scenario because he's probably been in it before. He exploits a period of great instability by attempting to boost her ego. Vulnerability plays into it, remember. She thinks the dude just went ghost. What follows is her solipsism in action. "This is what he is doing. He is nothing without me. He's probably crying at home."

June 12th: Remember; Your emotions ARE NOT an excuse for behavior. "I know he still has feeling for me, he has to. How could he not?" "To deny that is to deny your very soul." XDDDDDDD " That last paragraph is HILARIOUS. Her sense of entitlement is just astronomical.

June 14th: "YOU DIDN'T REJECT ME, I REJECTED YOU. Hmph." Childish behavior 2 da max. Also pretty much the last stick any girl has to throw at you. This is it, this is always it. When you dump/next a girl guaranteed you will get a few like these. Guaranteed.

June 14th, Second email: Here we see a commonly used tactic. "If you love me you will x" Fuck that. Do not ever let anyone use "love" as a bargaining tool. Do shit because it's what you want to do. "We" is codeword for "I". Of course, it is only an attempt to escape responsibility and distance herself from her actions. "I can explain it all to you". When there is action, there is no need for explanation as to why it happened. It either did, or did not. You either wrote all those emails and fucked that dude, or you did not. The "reasons" are not relevant to any part of the issue. "I love you with all my heart and soul." Please refer to June 14th, first email.

foxes_are_cool · 2014-04-26T16:58:02+00:00

This guy's a stud, great story for your buds.

RPSavant · 2014-04-26T17:23:28+00:00

wow so here we have super Beta boyfriend with crazy bitch girlfriend. Who knows how long they were together with the guy letting her shit all over him like that.

every single email was about "me me me" and "I I I" and "you need to do this for me."

everything misspelled because she is a slutty bar girl who drinks every night aka girl who is going to turn into a land whale if not already so.

meanwhile Beta man is taking pictures by himself hugging statues. the least he could do is have some hot European girls at his side or some friends he met on the way.

on a serious note: what we have here, fellas, is a good look of extinction. she does not get her validation so she goes into burst mode, trying all sorts of things to get him to respond. it never really ended but it probably would have after a while...

and the beta bucks lists as lesson learned number two: "leave your phone on when you go on vacation."

In other words, instead of being elated that he dodged a bullet with this crazy girl, he is sorry he did not leave his phone on, so he could tell her "yes babe. it's ok if you go out drinking tonight.. why.. why are you moaning on the phone? oh.. you are just yawning.... ohh ok babe."

laere · 2014-04-26T16:04:12+00:00

Are the cell phone charges seriously that bad over there? I don't remember them being so.

GushyWetWet15 · 2014-04-27T04:28:10+00:00

cmon this is fake as fucking shit. yeah she had no clue at all that he went overseas? alright people tune out somtimes when you are talking to them but that convo had to have come up a few times and you're telling me she didn't realize he was going overseas? what about when he left he didn't say goodbye to her or she didn't take him to the airport or anything? highly doubt it.

Title	Hamster in overdrive [amusing video]
Author	punis1
Upvotes	126
Comments	77
Date	April 26, 2014 11:41 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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