Let's get a best cocky responses thread going...

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gekkozorz · 2014-09-26T20:21:32+00:00

I can't take credit for this, but I heard it from a guy who called in on a radio show and I thought it was pretty genius.

A guy approached a girl at a bar and tried to initiate a conversation. She looked him up and down and said, "Please, you can't afford me."

He looked her up and down and said, "Why not? I shop at the dollar store all the time."

Now I keep waiting for some chick to shoot me down like that because I'm dying to use this line.

Fulgidus · 2014-09-26T22:59:32+00:00

I was young and sharp.

I'm eating barbecue with my family and I clean the greasy fat from my mouth with my arm.

My aunt: "ew, gross, don't !"

Me: "why? hair on forearms is for this, to clean our (mens) mouths"

Aunt trying to be witty: "yes? What about the hair on your crotch then?"

Family shuts up a this point, I bite again and say

"oh, those are to clean your (women) mouth"

Never saw my uncle laugh that hard again...

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Ausrp · 2014-09-26T22:23:18+00:00

I work in multi floor office and on my level there's a single late 20's girl. Couple of forearm tats to inform the world of her hipness and individuality. Aggressively dyed hair, slight bit of facial peach fuzz creeping in. She 'asked' "hey ausrp, you been growing a beard....beards don't really do much for me". I responded with 'OMG. We are soooo similar. I'm not really a big fan of them on the opposite sex either....' Not the best but the reaction of her peers shut her down well enough.

TotelBee · 2014-09-26T23:18:24+00:00

At the beginning of the date I made a wrong turn when I was driving us to a pub I've never been to before. I was visibly bugged by it and I knew she noticed it.

At the end of the date when we were standing in front of her house she jokingly asked: "Need help finding your car?" since I'd parked it a few blocks away.

I answered: "Only if you want to see the back seats."

Gold_Mouth · 2014-09-27T14:02:08+00:00

Talking to a girl named Alexis.

Alexis says, "So, Gold_Mouth, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Nah, I'm not into that."

"So what? You have hoes?"

"I guess you could say that."

"What's one of your hoes' names?"

In my head, I thought, "What the hell kind of question is that?"

I take a few seconds to come up with an answer. Finally I say, "Alexis."

Alexis' reaction

Johnny_Fake-Name · 2014-09-26T22:18:54+00:00

My gf and I and some friends were talking and the discussion came down to teenage sex. I said something about kids being stupid for not wearing condoms and getting STDs. My gf says "Would you know from personal experience? Like do you have herpes or something?" I said, "probably syphilis, but you won't have to worry about catching it twice."

tenthirtyone1031 · 2014-09-26T23:10:47+00:00

I don't know if this is what you are looking for...

A long time ago, shortly after leaving college, I went out with some friends who recently became of age to drink. My friend N had always been an orbiter. A very classic beta, the inflection in his voice would change when talking to his current oneitis.

It sucked because N would lay it on so thick he couldn't even catch a land whale.

When I got to the bar and found the group (we were celebrating a birthday, the last 21st that mattered to us) there were three women I did not know. One of them was N's current fixation, the other two were her friends. The best was about a 4. The combined average of all three was probably negative.

It's shared with me that F - the current fix - is particularly cruel to N. Normally I wouldn't care about beta males being taken advantage for a ride. After fourty five minutes I was sick of her shit personality. Yeah, she got off on spending his money and treating him like shit. What really pissed me off was that she acted like a 12/10 and even thoroughly inebriated she was at best a zero, even with someone else's dick.

Fuck it. I engage. This is a birthday party and I'm sick of the side show. TRP was new to me and I looked at this as bumper bowling or swimming with inflatable wings. I have zero intentions of having sex with this woman, in fact I looked at it like "If TRP actually works I'm technically losing." With regards to this female.

A man had never hit on this woman. Just being engaged by someone of the opposite sex shut down 99% of the bullshit. Her cohorts were transfixed and said fuck all for the next hour and a half while I was personable. This was one of my first experiences with frame and dread. Most of F's conversation was shit testing. Not even good shit testing, basically just insults, more like a frightened kid. If she threw one out I just turned to the four and started flirting. If she wanted to keep being a bitch it wasn't going to stop me from having a great time. Anyone who wants to join me can.

By the time we left that bar she had bought me two drinks and I had her coming clean about how she knows N is fixed on her and she is blatantly taking advantage of him. I'm laughing it up with her, encouraging her to push him even farther - take as much as you can get if he's going to give it out.

At the second bar her friend excused herself to the bathroom. She accidentally wandered in to the kitchen and puked all over the floor. I told her to go take care of her friend, tip the bartender well after she cleans up and that the rest of us were going to another bar.

As soon as they arrived and met with us two very good friends of mine, separate from our group, come over and say hello to me. I love these two guys, they are brothers. Both are super charismatic, talented at their professions, well dressed, attractive guys. I break off with them and before we know it, last call. I drive slugs 1 2 and 3 home. I feign heavy attraction and get F's number.

F is extremely horny and drunk at this point. She tries making out and is coming up with excuses for not getting out of my car. Oh fuck. I tell her I'm tired and going home. She comes in again to try and make out, grabbing the back of my neck and trying to pull me towards her face. I put my hand up, push her face away and say "what the fuck are you doing. Get out of my car." I'm called an asshole and she leaves.

The next day I go out with the same group to the casino, sans slag train. I have an incredibly lucky night that consists of 1 random pull of a $1 slot machine turning in to a couple bills. "Perfect" I think. Stepping outside, I call F. Voicemail.

"Hey F, it's tenthirtyone1031. I'm down at the casino right now and, well, I had some really great luck. I'm trying to find someone to go out and tear up some bars with me but I guess you aren't around." I offer to pay everyone's cover at the titty bar. An hour later Vegas is grinding on my junk and I have four texts and three missed calls from F.

I text F at 2:30 the next day. "Hey I'm getting sushi at X. Come join me." 'You're such an asshole. I don't respond to commands. Wah wah wah"

A X I'm eating sushi with F. I listen to her feminist bullshit. I make slight counter arguments or facetious quips. I entertain it and run game. I start to escalate. I work sex and imagery in to the conversation. "Oh you were at karate before coming? Sweaty is sexy you should have come straight over" Eventually, the layers of frozen ice bitch are melting. We finish dinner and start walking.

When we get to her car I say later. She says "What, that's it?" and I respond, "I didn't think you were very interested in me and I don't keep friendships with women" Cue the "no friends with women" line of questioning and eventually the convo ends with "I only get involved with women if it's sexual." "I'm OK with that." "Come with me then."

We get to my place and I turn on the tele and tell her I'm going out on the balcony for a smoke. She follows and send her back inside to get us water. When she returns I bring the conversation back around to N - talking about the great couple of nights I've had with that group of guys. I reaffirm everything she revealed to me about N. She is stringing him along for as much as she can get and will never give him what he wants - a girlfriend.

We go back inside and sit down on my couch. Remember, I wouldn't fuck this chick with your dick if I was drunk. I do nothing. I sit and watch shit television while I think about other things. It's driving her insane, she starts making moves. I laugh it off or tell her she's being silly. She starts trying to tickle me and is trying to push me over and get on top of me. I break away, roll off the couch and stand up. She's looking up at me like a child who knows they've done something wrong but have no idea what to do or why.

"I really don't appreciate how you are behaving or repaying my generosity for dinner. I think you are mistaking my kindness towards you for weakness. I want you to go home now."

Jaw drops. I watched a person's ego shatter in to a million pieces and I didn't flinch. It felt like a very long time had passed before she said, "You mean I don't get to have sex with you."

I lost it. I broke all frame, entirely. I was in stitches laughing. I had to steady myself on the console desk. I stop long enough to catch my breath and say "No. You treated my friend N like shit. Now get the fuck out of my apartment."

Not a word was said. I heard my door slam from the balcony. Five minutes later I watcher her car slowly drive past my building. I never spoke to, or saw F again. But a few months later I found out my buddy N finally got laid that same weekend. It was F.

TheLife_ · 2014-09-26T21:58:55+00:00

Coming out of an LTR, this was towards the end. I was cleaning the car and the SO jumped in to go somewhere. At the time I was working on the windows.

Her: "Get out, I'll be right back."

I didn't say anything, I just sprayed her leg with glass cleaner.

Her: "What was that!?"
Me: "Glass cleaner. Don't worry, it cleans plastic just fine."

...I was left alone for the rest of the day. A proud pre-TRP moment for me.

dazerzooz · 2014-09-26T22:48:46+00:00

Pretty mild one but it was very eye opening for me at the time. This happened soon after I swallowed the red pill while breaking up with a chick I had oneitis for. It was a phase where I became super cynical towards all women.

It was a Christmas party at a very classy steakhouse. Me and a bunch of male co-workers head to the bar for a drink. Older woman is there sitting by herself drinking (very dressed up, it's a super swanky formal joint). I kindly ask her if she could move a seat down since she was splitting the bar up and we didn't have enough space to all lean in for our shots. She says to me in a very condescending way "You could just take the shots back to your table can't you?"... I simply said "Yes. But I don't want to."... she stared at me for a few seconds, she picked up her handbag and moved one seat over without saying anything. I said thank you.

Ffwd to an hour later, I go back to the bar solo for a drink. Now, she's all chatting me up asking what I do for a living. I sit and chat a while. Next thing you know she tells me her and her husband have an open relationship and she invites me back to her hotel (she's in town on business). She was well post wall, not much of a looker anymore but looked like she was probably pretty hot back in her day, I decline. We chatted for almost an hour. Girls I work with were all observing her flirt with me from a distance the whole time gossiping. As soon as I leave the bar they all swarm me asking questions about her. I tell them she invited me to her hotel and I pretend I'm considering it. Now they are all impressed and the one girl I had a crush on then invites all of us (6 girls plus me) back to her condo for drinks.

So, one very simple line + holding frame led to cougar inviting me to her hotel. Smv increased by her flirting with me. Results in younger hottie inviting me to her condo. Crazy how that works.

MetacognitiveMan · 2014-09-26T22:10:12+00:00

I once gave a response which wasn't "God-like", but effective and I was happy with the result.

I have been working out for years building muscle and improving my body composition but have struggled to lose weight and keep it off. This year I took control of my diet (since 11/2013) and finally my weight has been going down.

One thing I hate is when my wife brings up at a bar with her friends how I'm doing so well and losing weight. Then they all have to ask me how much weight I've lost. This number is meaningless. All it does is put me into their frame of them judging my weight loss.

The last time it happened, I said, "I don't know. I track my progress by inches gained. For every 30 pounds I lose, my dick grows by 1 inch."

That pretty much ended that line of conversation.

kempff · 2014-09-28T00:53:23+00:00

Upon resigning from under a witch of a supervisor, I tendered my paperwork, and she curtly quipped, "I wish I could say I'm sorry to see you go." I retorted, "I wish I could say you deserved better."

kempff · 2014-09-28T01:05:42+00:00

In mixed company, the subject came up about how men make up for their lack of endowments by driving big or powerful cars. One guy had a new Mustang, another a huge Ram truck; when the attention turned to me, I said "1985 BMW 325e. I'm grossly undercompensating."

unstoppablo · 2014-09-27T19:09:58+00:00

In spanish, whenever they say something I don't agree with or I don't really care about I just say:
"Lo anotaré en mi libreta de cosas que me importan una mierda."

Or, in english (roughly translated), I would probably say something like: "Cool, I'll add it to my list of things I don't give a fuck about."

iinfrequentlyperish · 2014-09-27T18:05:40+00:00

Found this on seddit a while ago:

Girl: "Wow, you have such small hands"

Guy: "Well, they might make your boobs look bigger"

Mister_JR · 2014-09-27T14:21:40+00:00

Flakey chick emails me looking for a date. I curtly reply that I am busy having good time working on outdoor projects in the woods.

She emails back saying that's not the guy she used to know, "having fun alone". (She has known me for 25 years or so).

My one line reply back to her after a day or so: "It sure beats dating and dealing with flakey women."

Silent_Wings · 2014-09-27T08:46:19+00:00

Okay, a friend and I were in class laughing behind this girl and she is a legal midget or what ever. Well she turns around and tells my friend and me to shut up and that we are acting like a bunch of five year olds. My response was "heh.... funny thing about five year olds.... you look like one". The whole class breaks out laughing... And she shuts the fuck up and turns around to never say a word to me. And keep in mind my friend and I were talking while it was allowed during class we were working on a group project, so that was a complete shit test.

TheLife_ · 2014-09-27T03:08:30+00:00

Here's another one I got to witness.

Christmas time the family comes together for the annual Monopoly game. Shit get's vicious with that game (because I need to tell people this/sarcasm), but one year my mum was doing some foster care.

Long-short of it is this girl was 14, had a fight with her mum and got kicked out on the street for throwing a flower pot through a window. So here she is joining the family for our annual dinner and Monopoly. She told us her story over the dinner and during the game she started to get worked up.

An older family friend got some terrible screech out of her as she landed on his hotel, to which he held frame like a boss until she shut up and said "settle petal."

Azothlike · 2014-09-27T00:37:24+00:00

I was trp when I was 13.

I had a pretty shitty childhood. Single solipsistic mother that couldn't own up to her life and had drug problems, whiny sister always playing the victim and acquiring imbalanced ratios of limited resources, etc. By high school I was already Angry MGTOW, fuckthisshit.gif, etc.

Come 9th grade, big cranky 3 of a chemistry teacher keeps telling me not to sleep in class. Doesn't care that I 100 all the tests because natural born mensan. Keeps shit testing me with random science questions, answer most of them without looking up.

One day, gets this self righteous look on her face, and drops the nuke, "If you keep doing that, you're gonna get a red spot on your forehead."

I shoot back, "God HELP us if that happens."

mfw the whole class busts into laughter at her mfw the class tells the science teacher next year that's not a good idea, when he tells me to wake up mfw the AP Bio teacher snaps a pencil in front of me because he's so mad me and the valedictorian were the only two to 5 the AP test mfw I get my Zzzs so I can stay up all night and do 13 year old shit like AOL chatrooms and vidya ResidentSleeper

Title	Let's get a best cocky responses thread going...
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Date	September 26, 2014 7:30 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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