TL;DR: Girl tries to claim she wasn't hiding the fact that she had a son from a previous relationship. Single mothers are ridiculous.

Hey Rp, long time no talk guys.

Thought I'd share some shenanigans from my past few weeks with you all.

Met this girl "Rachael" on OKcupid. Messages back and forth for an hour or so, and got her phone number. A day or two of texting led to a date. We went ghost hunting, which meant I didn't have to spend a dime, other than gas to pick her up, and go to the graveyard.

We get there, and she is all over me. The girl has a serious daddy fetish. Calling me daddy, asking me to touch her, blah blah.

Date ends in the back seat, safely, if you follow.

We do this a few times over the past few weeks, and ended up skipping the ghost hunting, and just got a hotel instead.

Spent the night together.

The next morning, she gets a phone call from her parents around 7, asking when she would be home. I overheard her mother say, "Jake misses you."

I don't say anything, we part ways.

We don't talk much that day, as I'm busy, but the following day, my curiosity has gotten the best of me.

I text, and ask, "Who's Jake?"

She fucking explodes. "Why do you ask?? How did you learn that name?? Were you eavesdropping??"

I hold frame, and ignore her tantrum for the time being. Ignore her phone calls, whatever.

Couple hours later, she sends me this:

"Jake is my 1 year old."

Nope

"My ex-husband and I share custody."

Double nope

"He HAS a father, and doesn't need another."

I didn't ask for that information! Three strikes and she's out.

I ask her why she hid him, and never mentioned him, after two weeks, and she has the gall to claim she wasn't.

I don't know about you guys, but omission is lying, in my book.

Lessons Learned

Don't expect women to offer up information. Ask ask ask.

If there is something you don't like, be specific, and ask about it. They will hide their shame, and pretend it's normal.