Red Pill: The End Game

MortalSisyphus · 2015-10-03T18:21:07+00:00

"You cant rape us GayLubeOil, we packed our vaginas with sand"

I fucking lost it lol...

CisWhiteMaelstrom · 2015-10-03T18:18:25+00:00

Hahaha, GLO, that's a fucking masterpiece. Red pill needs more of this kinda shit. It's so easy to get bogged down in the dark or unhappy aspect of the red pill but really RP's a mindset where you understand the world and master it enough for it to just be funny, goofy, and happy. This kinda shit represents that perfectly.

Half the rifles jammed for lack of maintenance. The other half didn't fire because they were on safety. None of the Inquisitors actually practiced operating their rifles, because they were always confident in their proficiency. One of the Inquisitors dropped the spotlight because it was heavy. The room grew dark.

Fucking brilliant.

Kolbath · 2015-10-03T21:19:32+00:00

It has come to the point, /u/GayLubeOil, that you could post your fucking shopping list and I would upvote it. What you write is so clean, so in your face, and so accurate that I can't help but cheer when I see you've made a new post.

billthane · 2015-10-03T18:13:50+00:00

Nothing like a little entertainment to spice up the daily read. You should make video sketches of this.

Hughtub · 2015-10-03T22:50:27+00:00

Haha "A 14 minute mile and 2 minutes of looking at a pullup bar was all it took to qualify.

SEQUEL

Redasshole · 2015-10-03T18:32:17+00:00

Oh man, you must bring up the other EC in the story. Idk, let's say you meet vengefully yours in his awesome car, then save whisper from castration at the last minute.

Suravira · 2015-10-03T18:13:56+00:00

Lol, but this is gonna get down voted to oblivion because the average terper nowadays lacks the reading comprehension necessary to get what you're getting at without a summary of each point.They're gonna start screaming about the T-shirt sales again, completely missing the point.

Sir_Distic · 2015-10-03T21:58:31+00:00

You cant rape us GayLubeOil, we packed our vaginas with sand"

I want that on the back of my GLO T-shirt.

RedPillGaucho · 2015-10-03T18:42:10+00:00

This brought the movie Equilibrium to mind, but as I read it stopped reminding me of that movie and I could only think of all the chaos that's going around in this future.

JugglingSoManyThings · 2015-10-04T01:08:51+00:00

As a group that should be adept at comedy and satire, you'd think there would be more of this.

I approve of Story Saturday.

_Zongo_ · Sun Oct 4 2:13:01 2015 UTC

Please write more of these. The amount of negativity on this sub almost keeps me off of it. There needs to me more light hardheartedness here.

QQ_L2P · 2015-10-03T18:53:29+00:00

I'm getting deja vu reading this post.

CoriolanusRevisited · 2015-10-03T20:05:41+00:00

I feel you may have drawn some inspiration from this old Chris Dorner comic, which is also a dystopian story of fighting back

exarkun007 · 2015-10-03T20:24:22+00:00

Me gusta. Made me think of Equilibrium, except with fat hairy-legged broads that braid their armpit hair.

SuperStalin · 2015-10-03T21:26:32+00:00

I don't think there's an end game to what's going on in the western world... It's just a series of short-sighted decisions and politics of pandering to women - the part of the population who are happy being consumers, the part of the population who votes for shiny shit, and is interested in a loopy ideology called feminism, designed to divorce wisdom from ideology, and women from guidance.

Here in the east it's much the same. Women aren't feminists, but you can spend your entire life as a man being shafted by the entire society for being a beta.

JimboLitres · 2015-10-04T08:47:16+00:00

aahahahahhahaahhaAHAH this is the best post ever! im dying of laughter

ErasmusOrgasmus · 2015-10-04T11:20:30+00:00

I was waiting for the bit where you pick out the fattest Inquisitor and start benching her

pcadrian · 2015-10-04T14:31:00+00:00

This will always be a red pill classic.

look_good · 2015-10-03T20:10:34+00:00

Keep doing what you're doing brother, you're an inspiration.

royal_fucktard · 2015-10-04T04:55:44+00:00

More of this please. I actually smiled for once.

MarlboroMan62 · 2015-10-03T19:06:01+00:00

man, this is and will be the best thing i read all day. i see a screen play movie in the works, it could be satire or serious, either way, it would work

2015-10-03T19:40:52+00:00

I just got some sick imagery. Your designs are getting better, too. Keep it up!

chaseemall · 2015-10-03T21:07:17+00:00

At first I thought this was just a funny story. It's not. Go back and read it again.

spoiler

laboda_ · 2015-10-04T04:12:10+00:00

Man you are like George Orwell! This piece is awesome.

GingersInParis · 2015-10-04T20:15:49+00:00

THE GINGERS DEMAND A SEQUAL

franklyforthright · 2015-10-04T20:31:58+00:00

Hiw didI know this was a talesofpatrichy before the first sentence ha

JMCastillo86 · 2015-10-08T18:45:31+00:00

/u/GayLubeOil why o' why did you have to rustle my jimmies in such a fashion? I had to suppress my laughter at work, you marvelous bastard. I may have to buy a shirt for this post alone.

Steve_Wiener · 2015-10-04T01:55:50+00:00

So are you gonna explain this design with the Bohemian Grove, Satanism and Illuminati symbols?

Are you just using them to look cool or is it supposed to mean something?

Are you gonna make ties to feminism and the NWO or globalist elites? (Seriously, I would love to hear it)

ChadThundercockII · 2015-10-03T23:46:23+00:00

An Inquisitor shined a spot light on the man. He was tall Slavic and lean 280. The man was eating a meat party platter, not realy giving a fuck that there were guns pointed at him.

It reminds me of a scene from Babylon A.D.

"You cant rape us GayLubeOil, we packed our vaginas with sand"

Fucking gold ! I wish it was longer than this.

Dustin_Bromain · 2015-10-04T00:46:51+00:00

Solid post. Witty and funny. On a more serious note though: I'd rather die in a hailstorm of bullets than live in a feminized dystopia such as the one you have described above.

panmn · 2015-10-04T01:01:59+00:00

No hate but wasn't the goal of the shirt sales for you to make a YouTube channel etc?

Is that just not happening anymore, just shirts?

What_The_Shoe · 2015-10-04T12:32:14+00:00

This brought a tear to my eye. Beautiful stuff. I'm surprised Honors English isn't already on this.

lemming1607 · 2015-10-04T21:18:24+00:00

physical abuse is comedy gold

systemshock869 · 2015-10-05T12:48:23+00:00

Ok I actually like that shirt

nzgs · 2015-10-05T13:42:32+00:00

This reminded me of the underground scene in V for Vendetta

FaustoRMD · 2015-10-06T11:21:55+00:00

This designe deserve a buy. I would do it gladly but they want to rip me off with the shipping cost. If you put your designs in some european page it would be great. I can give you some urls if you are interested.

iLLprincipLeS · 2015-10-03T19:09:17+00:00

i kid you not, i actually wanted to write "2021: The future is bright" after the sexbots articles.

you were a character in the story, made it big, you sold so many shirts that you now were a owner of a gym chain and just started selling energy drinks.

good, or sad, to see you somehow see a dark future with a bright ending; to live and die in trp.

In the darkness the Grand Inquisitor felt a large presence beside her. She could feel his heavy breathing and his Siberian warmth.

and suddenly, from the shadows, a heavy voice spoke: drop down your weapon, i am your father.

iamokwithviolence · 2015-10-07T19:12:52+00:00

Anadrol voice :D Does anadrol really change your voice tho?

Akoolkukumber · 2015-10-04T14:15:47+00:00

You write like a fucking 12 year old dude, not in terms of subject matter, but in actual style.

Also, "Break the chains of Beta Conformity by conforming to my ideology and fashion by buying my shirt!"

4delicioustreats · 2015-10-04T18:35:18+00:00

The sad thing is that the gynocracy is working hard to remove the need for men entirely. Robots will soon (my guess, less than 100 yrs) be superior in every way to both men and women. Lesbians will be able to do artificial "insemination" without men. AIs and drones will round up anyone with 270ng/dL test and feed them soy till they menstruate. This is not a fan fiction, its the closing of a chapter.

LukeMcFuckStick · 2015-10-03T20:33:19+00:00

Well that's it boys. I am now 100% positive that this is satire as well as most of the other shit GLO posts.

DAD_FISTER · Sun Oct 4 1:49:14 2015 UTC

Are you serious? This is basically a 4chan post.

Title	Red Pill: The End Game
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	181
Comments	76
Date	October 3, 2015 6:06 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3nd6qj/red_pill_the_end_game/
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