So my wife, who is a regular r/RedPillWomen reader, got a job offer that would have her traveling. She was scheduled for training in Atlanta so I drove her to the nearest small airport, dropped her off, and wished her well. It means two months of quiet bachelor life for me. However on my drive back from the airport I get a call...

"Babe, I'm in trouble! Security check took too long and when I got through the gate was closed and I ran past and tried to board the plane anyway. Now the sheriff is here and they have my passport and I don't know what to do".

What. the. hell?

Apparently in her excitement of going to her dream job she was copying what she had seen in so many movies of the person running to stop the plane at the last minute. Fuck TSA laws right? Hamsters gon' hamst

Of course I turn the car around and rush back to the airport. As I enter there sat my wife, tears in her eyes, her luggage on a trip to Atlanta without her. By that point they released her and the sheriff said that if she were a man she would have been arrested.

I don't know what I'm more ashamed of: the fact that my wife can't be trusted to not act like a child without me to maintain frame for her, or that the aftermath stunk of some ripe pussypass.
I guess at least I didn't have to bail her out of jail.

TLDR: Wife acted stupid, broke the law, pussypass.