Anyone looking for small titty and flat butt post wall leftovers going through a divorce with 3 kids and has an incurable STD from being cheated on? Ohh, and BTW she has no teeth. Takers? Anyone? "I have many good qualities for the right man if u can deal" You shit gold nuggets or something?

ricstone100 · 2018-06-11T20:21:05+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen a human being in a worse state than this person.

...Perhaps this is the blue-pill in me but a part of me does genuinely feel sympathy for this woman.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-06-11T20:54:46+00:00

Methmouth, genital warts/herpes, uneducated, 3 kids, custody battle.. what exactly does the right man look like?

goober_boobz · 2018-06-11T20:33:58+00:00

I have no teeth I was cheated on

Let's do the math here....

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-06-11T20:03:45+00:00

And before anyone chimes in with "At least she is honest." NO! That is not the least she can do. She is fucked, got fucked, and is completely out of the question. There is no "least" amount of anything that would make this profile ok in any countries dating market. NONE!

ThePlague · 2018-06-11T21:07:24+00:00

This has to be a revenge profile.

SpafSpaf · 2018-06-11T21:37:56+00:00

Okay, she gave a laundry list of red flags, so what does she have to offer in a relationship at this point?

Philhelm · 2018-06-12T15:25:56+00:00

They're always after me three kids.

LotBuilder · 2018-06-11T22:31:20+00:00

That’s a bold strategy Cotton... Let’s see if it pays off for her.

michaelhohendorn · 2018-06-11T23:17:11+00:00

That's a keeper, lol the nerve of these with women, so let's place bets, a beta male will marry that

knowit_all · 2018-06-12T01:22:25+00:00

Toothless is a fetish and she might snag a guy BECAUSE she is toothless, so long as she is not granny old, but even then there are takers. Lots of toothless blogs and groups exist.

She needs to be specific about the STD though, people will assume the worst.

Standard INCURABLEs are :

Chronic hepatitis B and C (Forrest gump's jenny died from Hep C)

HPV (mothers milk can attenuate)

HIV (the biggest scariest, can become AIDS in some if genetically predisposed)

HSV-2 (Genital warts all around anus , typically ablated if too many on vaginal lips)

HSV-1 Oral herpes (ALMOST HALF the women in California) I do NOT have it and avoided it actively my whole life. The virus hides dormant deep deep in nerve tissue. Spreads using cold sore kissing. That is why whores don't kiss.

50 percent to 80 percent of U.S. adults have oral herpes. According to the National Institutes of Health, about 90 percent of adults have been exposed to the virus by age 50. Once infected, a person will have herpes simplex virus for the rest of his or her life. Once again, I like to boast that no one I ever kissed nor myself had Herpes but its hard to get people to get SEMI-tested and no AFFORDABLE LEGIT lab test exists on the planet. You would need access to a pair of disposable rhesus monkeys, and 50,000 dollars sitting around.

https://www.mayomedicallaboratories.com/test-catalog/Clinical+and+Interpretive/84422

NONE of the above have cures yet.

Worse are curable diseases that can be habitually carried by CARRIER women whom show little symptoms but spread it forever :

Molluscum contagiosum, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea forms

At least she did not lie outright.

[deleted] · 2018-06-12T20:08:52+00:00

Small boobs and butt are not the problem, lots of guys are OK with that (as per the example).Everything else though... UHHH... yeah... Imma skip this one.

EDIT: I do feel a pang of sympathy for her, and it's really bad she's ended up in this situation.
I'd still say a guy'd be extra stupid to fall for this.

no_its_a_subaru · 2018-06-12T02:24:45+00:00

Who on earth would be that thirsty and desperate to fuck this thing?!? If my choices were this disgusting train wreck of what at one point was a woman... or a bow of celibacy.....well...

Lord please welcome me in to thy kingdom as I’m ready to become a man of the cloth.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2018-06-12T11:05:28+00:00

The fact that she's in a custody battle speaks volumes. Most guys know it's practically impossible to win one UNLESS the woman is an absolute POS who's likely to receive little sympathy from the courts.

Extra_Napkins · 2018-06-12T12:00:36+00:00

I mean a lot of that shit she cannot fix but she should be able to spell and write coherent sentences at a fourth grade level.

That’s not too much to ask for.

CrackingYs · 2018-06-12T23:54:49+00:00

Gold in the rough. Nice find. I'm sure she'll make some guy very happy.

BluepillProfessor · 2018-06-13T21:55:00+00:00

This is just cruel. Even the NFL gives you 15 yards for piling on.

Randallsixx13 · 2018-06-26T12:23:19+00:00

She seems fun. Probably fourth or fifth hottest chick in that trailer park, so that's cool.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-10-12T00:58:47+00:00

So she has to offer exactly nothing to the table

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