Chasing that sky-high orphaned virgin shut in! Definitely a good, realistic set of expectations for this gamalóg!

make_reddit_great · 2022-09-02T11:48:24+00:00

"No family or friends who will compete for attention with me."

PirateDocBrown · 2022-09-02T12:55:56+00:00

190 = 6 foot 3. Of course.

jor4288 · 2022-09-02T12:25:09+00:00

190?

mustangfrank · 2022-09-02T12:34:14+00:00

This was a waste of 3 minutes.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-09-02T12:35:09+00:00

I'm confused. Is she describing herself, or is that... oh wait. That's her list of demands. Which she put under "About Me." Jesus Christ cooking pork barbecue on a surfboard, that is one dense passenger on the short bus.

And why is she wearing an outfit made of used diapers?

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-09-02T13:58:05+00:00

Daddy issues 101

IoSonCalaf · 2022-09-02T13:41:12+00:00

She sounds stupid

Sufficient_Winter_45 · 2022-09-02T14:43:27+00:00

She is looking for a 6'3" woman who is a virgin, has no mother, sister, female friends, and is a lesbian or bi.

That's a unicorn description.

Height requirement alone eliminates 99.9% of women, according to the percentile calculator.

jmpires · 2022-09-02T11:46:31+00:00

My bet on the last movie she saw, "The Man in the Iron Mask"

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2022-09-02T10:59:45+00:00

Gaelige-Béarla Translations:

gamalóg = "a stupid-looking or foolish woman"

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2022-09-02T18:21:19+00:00

Hilarious. She's wants an entirely new and even rarer breed of unicorn.

And what's with the picture? It looks like she just had a slip & fall accident.

Oh, and we're all supposed to believe this 18 yo slip & fall victim is into museums and art galleries.

Bern_who_Learns · 2022-09-02T22:38:45+00:00

Her demand for no mothers or sisters or besties in the man's life is seriously messed up.

She only wants to go for guys who lost their mothers? Is she insane? Is she so insecure that she cannot even consider a guy who has a mother?

In what way does she think that mothers or sisters or friends are threats?

Therapy is needed for this one.

LordFlakkko · 2022-09-08T03:32:09+00:00

Women are so insecure its crazy

Mr_Chad_Thunderpenis · 2022-09-29T13:18:26+00:00

190 is 6'3 btw. That's 3.9% of the male population. Even if we don't count the rest of the requirements, I'll just have to say good luck lady.

Title	Chasing that sky-high orphaned virgin shut in! Definitely a good, realistic set of expectations for this gamalóg!
Author	ScribhneoirIldanach
Upvotes	124
Comments	29
Date	September 2, 2022 10:59 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/x3yjj8/chasing_that_skyhigh_orphaned_virgin_shut_in/
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