Cosmo is continuing to normalize cuckoldry, with a tale about a beta cuck meeting the Tyrone who is fucking his wife.

kevin32 · 2018-09-22T11:33:17+00:00

See my announcement on cuckold posts here.

Tracergold · 2018-09-17T21:15:38+00:00

Yeah, not surprised that this is coming from the UK. It could easily come from the US, too. Or Europe. Anywhere that feminism has grown strong, actually.

And make no mistake: this is pure feminism. This is endstage feminism, actually. Terminal. The end of stable, healthy, normal societal structure.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-09-17T21:21:21+00:00

Imagine being one of this cuck's children; learning about all the dicks your mom is taking and the other women your dad is fucking... Your views on marriage would almost certainly be warped forever, and you can forget about pair-bonding with anyone.

Hell, at some point I'm sure it crosses the kids' minds that hey, maybe Dad isn't really their Dad at all..

ricstone100 · 2018-09-17T21:25:11+00:00

"Dear Lord, I know I'm an Athiest, but please send a flood, a plague of locusts or a firestorm to wipe out the degenerates from earth. Amen."

Red-Lantern · 2018-09-17T21:36:02+00:00

This is completely fucked. If you're going to engage in this shit, keep it way the fuck away from your kids. Once the rumors start flying they're going to be endlessly teased. That's just cruel.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-09-17T23:02:44+00:00

Cosmo Kids: "Twelve new household objects you can stick up your ass!"

Cosmo = SJW Cancer

houseoftolstoy · 2018-09-17T23:01:42+00:00

I am surprised by the part where he also has a girlfriend, "Nell." That is, if she even exists, which I am skeptical that she does. I believe that this tidbit was added as a transitional phase to the eventual full on cuckoldry phase. I am doubtful of the "Nell" element of this article since when it comes to getting sex, women have a far easier time getting it from random men than vice versa. The idea that this writer also has a girlfriend would imply that he is not all that bad at attracting women in general, as we know that statistically Tinder is not that great for 80% of men. If this writer is able to get a Tinder match that is willing to take things all the way, then why is he unable to be enough for his own wife?

This is why I am skeptical. A woman who is married to a high SMV male would be far less likely to want to look elsewhere. On the other hand, maybe her partner count prior to him was quite high and she has no capability to pair bond, making his individual SMV less of a factor in her desire to "explore." With so many women racking up their partner counts, we could see more examples of open marriages desired by more and more women.

Either way, if a man's wife proposes opening up the marriage, open the door and tell her to get out.

Loban8990 · 2018-09-18T01:09:34+00:00

No man, who knows his worth and respects himself will ever be a cuck.

empatheticapathetic · 2018-09-17T22:39:21+00:00

What a disgusting toxic article.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-09-17T23:20:15+00:00

This is just women being stupid once again. In their obsessive quest for "empowerment" by cuckolding a man, a woman doesn't even realize that she is objectifying herself, that she is actually the plaything in that triangle. Think of a guy telling another guy "Hey, I got a pretty nice car. You wanna test drive it?" And there you go! Who's being played?

LewisCross · 2018-09-18T13:25:30+00:00

Anon (the piece's author) fucks his sidepiece in hotels; while Anon's wife Lucy wants to bring James (Tyrone) to her house to bang in her marital bed. Doesn't seem fair, now does it?

Gents: Your wife even HINTS at this, you dump that bitch. Don't even say "no" and then go on as before. If you just say "no" and then don't follow it up with divorce papers, she'll just lie. She'll just do it anyway behind your back. All you're doing is teaching her how better to lie to you and what to lie about.

She even hints at wanting to open up the marriage, you END IT. You hire a lawyer and you END IT. I don't give a shit what it costs or what it does short term. Your self respect is worth it. You'll adjust financially. Your children will work through it and will do better with a dad who's not married to their whore mother but who has some self respect. You just blare it to anyone who will listen: you're getting divorced because your soon to be ex wife is a cheating whorecunt who wanted to cheat on you and who probably already has.

loneliness-inc · 2018-09-18T00:51:43+00:00

Lucy

You mean loose-y?

Ghustgan · 2018-09-18T12:00:16+00:00

Indoctrination is the most terrifying thing on this planet. Under normal circumstances this guy would've butchered them both but he's somehow doing mental gymnastics on "how it feels".

MadeInBeirut13 · 2018-09-18T15:13:26+00:00

I remember telling my ex years ago that Cosmos main goal is to keep women single, because single women spend money on stupid shit and happily married ones dont. Nothings changed

AllahHatesFags · 2018-09-18T16:24:52+00:00

It is important to say that even though this cucked author claims he is having sex with other women, an "open marriage" is still always a losing deal for a man for many reasons.

His wife will always have more sexual partners than he will and will be having sex much more frequently. Notice also that he also has to get a hotel room while Tyrone fucks his wife in their marital bed.
He will be at increased risk for STDs.
Any children she has will likely not be his but one of her partners, so you will be stuck raising another man's child while she goes out at night to get spit-roasted by Chad and Tyrone.
Even if the children are his, seeing a parade of strange men coming into the house to fuck their mother will scar them for life and they will likely grow up to be degenerates or criminals.

I don't really see the point of an "open marriage" except for it just being a hostage situation that a man is forced into by an unfaithful wife who threatens to have the family court system take away his family, his children, and his money if he doesn't agree to let her have her Alpha fucks. Don't give in; go scorched earth instead. Lawyer up ASAP and be ready to remove any access she has to your finances. Record her saying she wants other dicks, then play the recording to her family, the court, and eventually the children. Do NOT let her make you a cuck!

ducaati · 2018-09-19T02:35:29+00:00

What the hell is the point of marriage if people are going to screw anybody and everybody?

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-09-18T17:29:31+00:00

Seriously, how much of a fucking beta simp do you have to be in order to put up with this shit?

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-09-17T22:40:51+00:00

I’d meet him. Then shoot both of them in their faces.

Oversia · 2018-09-20T16:59:25+00:00

The time has come to meet my wife’s boyfriend

Ok let the retardation commence. Why the fuck does your wife have a boyfriend? If your wife has a boyfriend then she isn't your wife. Why are you still married to her? So you can pay for all her shit while she fucks other guys that don't spend a penny on her.

As I drive home from work, I know this isn’t going to be an ordinary Thursday evening. That’s because after we’ve put the children to bed, my wife’s lover, James,* will come to dinner. The idea is for all of us to be friends. Polyamory is nothing if not unconventional.

Wow. Just wow. You even have kids. Do you know if the kid is even yours? How can you subject your only child do this insanity? Don't you realize you are abusing your child and subjecting your only child to trauma. Do you know how confused you are going to make your child become? You are a fucking terrible parent. Shame on you. If you were my son I would be fucking ashamed of you.

My hands are clammy with apprehension about meeting him. This is the man who is sleeping with my wife. How am I supposed to feel when we come face to face? Lucy and James have only known each other a few weeks, but are obviously getting on well enough to not only have shared a bed, but also to take things to the ‘next level’ in the polyamory stakes – it’s meet-the-husband time! Maybe this is the polyamory equivalent of meeting the parents?

What the fuck? You even talk like a woman. Polyamory is degenerate. It's not right. You know it's not right yet you continue to do it. If you were so gungho about it then you wouldn't feel nervous. You are fucking crazy.

Lucy’s idea is that once James and I are, if not friends, then at least acquaintances, then it will become somehow less ‘weird’ for him to bang her in our family home when I’m not there. That’s if I don’t rip his head off first, of course. Right now, tapping my hands on the steering wheel with nervous energy, I’m not sure I won’t be overcome with jealousy when we meet. I’m not the violent type at all – my default would be to make sarcastic comments all night, but right now I feel like losing my temper. The evening could end up being a horrible mess.

You're literally a hypocrite. You're a double minded fool. In every way that you live your life you are unstable. You are the one that is pro-polyamory so why is any of this upsetting you? Maybe its because you know all the shit you are doing is fucked up? Maybe deep down inside you still have a sense of what is wholesome and what is fucking disgusting? You are already overcome with jealousy. The man is fucking your wife unprotected and instead of just divorcing her like a normal person you just go along with it like an idiot. Divorce your wife you fucking idiot.

For once, the children do not play up at bedtime. I cook my usual Thursday night chilli, and Lucy and I uncork some wine prior to James’s arrival. At 8.15pm, right on cue, the doorbell rings. And suddenly, there he is in my house. My wife’s boyfriend. Sitting on my sofa. Surprisingly, rather than feeling overwhelming possessive anger, I find myself looking at him somewhat critically in a ‘you’re not good enough for her’ sort of way. "I wouldn’t say it felt normal exactly"

Holy shit. Wow you are literally cooking your wife's bull dinner and pouring champaign for him too. How are you this fucked up? How can you be this damaged in your mind and in your heart? What the FUCK?

He’s a pleasant guy, and clearly just as uncomfortable about this whole situation as me. He’s not poly as such, but has nevertheless been made fully aware of the open nature of Lucy’s marriage to me. I’m pretty sure this isn’t Lucy’s idea of the perfect relaxing evening in either, but we all get on well enough making polite small talk, and after an hour and a half we say our brief ‘nice to meet yous’ and that’s that. I wouldn’t say it felt normal exactly, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as I’d feared.

You're fucking crazy. Do you even read what you type? "He's a pleasant guy. Everything went nice enough. He's not really poly he just likes to fuck my wife over and over again unprotected." You are deranged. You already understand that none of what you are doing is normal. Yet you continue in this mental retardation anyway because fee fees.

Meanwhile, things with Nell, my poly girlfriend, whom I met on Tinder six months ago, is also entering a new phase – sex in hotels. Booking a night in a place near my work (which is also close to where she lives with her long-term ‘primary’ partner) is a good way for us to make sure we keep our relationship, erm… active.

So you go off in a hotel to fuck your fake poly girlfriend who has a fake poly long term partner at home. Riiiiiiiiiiight. I can't even comment on the rest of your fucking bullshit I just can't.

SirKolbath · 2018-09-21T19:00:46+00:00

I’m sorry, man. You lost me at cosmo.

But still, Fffffuuuuuuuuuuu...

VanityKings · 2018-09-18T06:27:54+00:00

The guy is at least fucking around with other women too, so he's not as beta as other cucks.
But open relationships are what you should do with GIRLFRIENDS, not with your wife.

[deleted] · 2018-09-18T08:00:37+00:00

Damn, this shit is stupid af.

leisuresuggestions · 2018-09-18T20:18:07+00:00

"I WOULDN’T SAY IT FELT NORMAL EXACTLY"

https://media.giphy.com/media/XpCy5QYTh8UKc/giphy.gif

All this is not going to end well.

ducaati · 2018-09-19T02:33:39+00:00

I began to feel nauseous after reading the second sentence, so I stopped reading it.

The_lost_Karma · 2018-09-19T03:01:31+00:00

Feminist boner

Title	Cosmo is continuing to normalize cuckoldry, with a tale about a beta cuck meeting the Tyrone who is fucking his wife.
Author	AllahHatesFags
Upvotes	151
Comments	109
Date	September 17, 2018 9:09 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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The time has come to meet my wife’s boyfriend