Deciphering Tinder profiles

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-03-28T19:00:39+00:00

Likes to travel= On your dime.

My own boss= Money losing pyramid scheme.

poorgreazy · 2020-03-28T20:11:37+00:00

Tired of men who don't know what they want = I'm tired of no one sticking around after I fuck them on the first date

JerryNewton7 · 2020-03-28T20:27:24+00:00

Dog mom= My dog is 10x more important than any boyfriend/husband I could have.

No more games= My dating value crashed, I need to lock a beta for his money.

My kids are my world= Kids will be used as an excuse to do whatever the fuck I want.

I need a role model for my kids= I want you to pay for their needs.

I want to be spoiled= I'm a materialistic, entitled bitch.

yo_wholly · 2020-03-28T20:13:42+00:00

women are so overrated we're only 10 years from lifelike sex dolls anyways

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-03-28T20:27:53+00:00

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ShortWarrior · 2020-03-28T20:18:43+00:00

Athletic = Fat, but "working on it" (and no tits)

Newbosterone · 2020-03-28T20:52:31+00:00

Independent = always right
Outgoing = always looking for a branch to swing to
Outspoken = loud AND opinionated
Fun Loving = alcoholic and irresponsible
Ready to Settle Down = Ready to Settle
Looking for a real man = looking for a walking ATM
Not Looking For a Hookup = Not Looking For a Hookup with You

CptFizz · 2020-03-28T21:49:29+00:00

I'd say wild = bipolar
dark sense of humor, sarcastic = depressed, pessimistic, emotionally unavailable, cold hearted
not looking for hookups = unless you're hot ofc
I like camping, hiking and the outdoors = I once went with my BF and his pals on a camping trip and ruined it for everyone with my nagging and complaining
I know what I want = now that I have fucked every possible type of guy
I'm looking for true love = you better love me with all your heart while I don't give a shit about you
You need a car, a job and a place = none of my previous BFs had them and it was a hassle
You need to be able to hold a conversation = on MY topics
420 friendly = I trade my pussy for some weed
I hate lies = I'm a gullible simpleton
I'm tired of tinder, bumble, this shit = nobody's buying what I'm selling

pacho88 · 2020-03-28T19:43:52+00:00

photos speak better than their description.

2020-03-28T20:08:47+00:00

athletic 😆

PlainTundra · 2020-03-28T20:39:11+00:00

Average = fat

SquirtBurt · 2020-03-28T21:13:53+00:00

“I love Jesus!” = Bat shit crazy and dumb

HiredNote · 2020-03-28T20:14:37+00:00

Sassy, sarcastic, and independent all mean the same thing=argumentative bitch.

AurelianWay · 2020-03-28T20:26:15+00:00

Beautiful eyes = face like a robbers dog?

LOL, I don't know why I laughed at that as I have no idea what a robbers dog looks like.

davepol · 2020-03-28T21:08:48+00:00

Faith and family are important = my standards are ridiculously high.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2020-03-28T20:57:25+00:00

For the Americans, "fanny" is British English for "vagina."

alexdiezg · 2020-03-28T20:35:42+00:00

Just for fun = no fun at all

colered · 2020-03-28T20:43:34+00:00

Her nutter ex: despite being an abusive POS, she let him spray her uterus over and over again and had 3 kids with him while being in an on & off again relationship with him. Now she needs a bailout and you'll be lucky to get missionary sex.

General_Duke02 · 2020-03-28T20:15:04+00:00

Lol I've seen these terms a lot on Tinder and Bumbme

kingbossdj · 2020-03-28T20:17:19+00:00

🤣 🤣 🤣 died 🤣 🤣 🤣

BluepillProfessor · 2020-03-28T22:42:19+00:00

Add it to the Slutsionary.

RRFdev · 2020-03-29T14:30:45+00:00

I'm tired of assholes = I LOVE assholes. I just hate that assholes don't wanna marry me.

AA82nd · 2020-03-28T20:41:48+00:00

“Robbers dog” lol

Frostbire · 2020-03-28T21:18:40+00:00

need to pin this on the page

2020-03-28T21:23:53+00:00

My favorite was: 30 something = 41
So true!

Wide-Brick · 2020-03-28T21:48:05+00:00

it's so funny because it's true....

2020-03-28T22:20:22+00:00

Truth hurts.

cris090382 · 2020-03-28T22:54:10+00:00

Halfway down realized it was in British English so started over to correctly understand the definitions.

ipromiseimnotaNazi · 2020-03-28T23:11:46+00:00

The bastards. Don’t forget the throng of bastards they inevitably have in tow.

mr_kuk · 2020-03-29T03:33:34+00:00

The glorified fat cunt will just turn into the other cunts you meet once it sheds its skin. It will just become a cold cunt after the fat incubation period ends.

Cristoff13 · 2020-03-29T04:30:32+00:00

[lists her height]

You must be either 6' tall, or her height + 4", whichever is taller.

z31fanatic · 2020-03-28T23:15:07+00:00

LMAO @ the last 5

Launch_Day_My_Dudes · 2020-03-31T06:36:32+00:00

her ex is a fucking nutter

So she’ll say, anyway. And then she’ll jump right back on his dick. Probably while telling him you’re an asshole.

proudtapewormhost · 2020-04-01T15:57:05+00:00

Didn’t realize I walked into the subreddit where all the r/niceguys content comes from, y’all good?

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-28T21:58:21+00:00

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Title	Deciphering Tinder profiles
Author	mr_kuk
Upvotes	976
Comments	111
Date	March 28, 2020 10:39 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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