Hard pass, soz m8

incelposter · 2020-03-10T16:03:31+00:00

Her bio screams entitled cunt, which is strange considering she's nearing 40, fat and has baggage.

She presents her housing situation like it's all paid off, but how much do you want to bet it's either government funded or the whole thing is mortgaged?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-10T16:49:04+00:00

"Curvy" - you mean fat.

"cheeky" - you mean annoying.

"sarcastic" - I doubt you do it well, so you most likely mean grating.

"Semi alcoholic" - fucking amateur.

"2 kids" - why aren't you with one of the fathers? Did you get booooooored and unhaaaaaaappy and decide to divorce him (them?) for cash and prizes? Or did you try to baby-trap someone who wanted no part of a marriage with you?

"...my own home. Work part-time" - so obviously, you have child support and possibly also alimony funding you. Now you're after another ~~revenue stream~~ life partner.

"Looking for a guy with his head screwed on." - you left off the word "right" or "correctly". Either that, or your standards are slightly less unreasonable than our normal fare here.

"Somebody with a job" - again, wants another revenue stream.

"No head fucks" - bitch, about the only way most men would be interested is if they'll get to fuck your mouth. Er, wait, you meant...

DangZagnut · 2020-03-10T15:58:35+00:00

A fat bitchy alcoholic?

Sign me up.

No mummy's boys.

My children are my world!

Hmm.

nonprofitmisanthrope · 2020-03-10T17:07:24+00:00

"Like big broad tall guys who give good cosies!!"

Yeah, well, I like non-fat, non-sarcastic women who give good head.

CoolGuySauron · 2020-03-10T16:00:23+00:00

2 kids, 2 cats, her own 'home', part-time job.... This all screams poverty line.

She wants someone to move them a couple of income brackets (and lifestyle) up.

OldFashionMarine1 · 2020-03-10T16:15:25+00:00

ME: Why would a guy with his head on straight want a train wreck like you?

HER: Because muh vag, duh.

Westernhagen · 2020-03-10T16:58:29+00:00

Fat, drunk and sarcastic is no way to go through life, toots.

bottomLobster · 2020-03-10T16:10:18+00:00

At least she already has the cats...

Scourmont · 2020-03-10T17:13:33+00:00

Council housing doesn't count as your own home you daft tart! Bloody harridan must be round the twist if she thinks I'm gonna spend a rusty ha'penny on her or her spawn.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2020-03-10T18:16:27+00:00

The problem, my 37 year old damsel, is that hot gals in their twenties also go for big, broad, tall guys who give good cozies. You did know you had competition, right? Or will all of these lumberjacks fawn all over a 37yo, short, ~~curvy~~ fat, alcoholic, single mother?

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-03-10T20:35:33+00:00

Own home

works part-time

Whenever you read this, there's a man somewhere working double-time to make this happen.

redditrat99 · 2020-03-10T17:25:43+00:00

What I don't get is the attitude. So many of these wahman have this... Sassy... entitled, and low class attitude, typically reserved for inner city hood rats and welfare queens. I suppose its not so much that they have the attitude, but that the attitude is always the same. Having grown up in both small towns, filled with meth heads and dump cakes, and cities, filled with meth head Hood rats, it amazed me that they looked, talked, and acted the same. It was like seeing the same woman but color swapped and respawned in a new location. They even tend to look the same, like doughy, potatoes or twiggy rats with pot bellies.

Feel like this is all a simulation and these female derelicts are just the standard model.

z31fanatic · 2020-03-10T22:06:43+00:00

5'3", ~~curvy~~ fat, cheeky, sarcastic, semi alcoholic

Do they even think before they type? What man looks for those things in a woman?

I got 2 kids, 2 cats, and my own home. I work part time.

How can she afford 2 kids and a home working part time?

I like big broad tall guys

Oh yes, every 5'3" land whale deserves a guy like that.

EEE_Eddie · 2020-03-10T16:16:43+00:00

short, fat, bitch, lush, entitled

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-10T16:24:19+00:00

I’ve owned my two story 4800 sq ft house since I was 32. Hell by 37 I own several more properties and by 50 I hope to be retired.

coldsteel86 · 2020-03-10T21:12:59+00:00

Im willing to bet she divorced raped her ex-husband and that is why she has the kids, the house and only works part time. She can claim being a single mom is so hard and only working part time her income is very stretched, this way the vagimony ( alimony ) checks keep coming in. The problem now is she wants a simp to spoil her,cuddle with her, and give her access to his resources. Starfish sex and unenthusiastic handjobs IF you're lucky!

DontNeedMuchMoney · 2020-03-10T15:50:34+00:00

I mean, The sad truth now is that women can do this in their 30s and get what they want - It use to be finding someone before 30 but now it's 40

2020-03-10T17:32:06+00:00

2 kids and a home and you only work part time? So basically she lives off the government or someone in her family provides her money but she wants a guy who is 100% independent. Gotcha.

And what exactly is a semi alcoholic? Never heard this term at all. Can someone also be a semi crackhead?

SexGrenades · 2020-03-10T20:46:02+00:00

So basically she only has to work part time bc she kills either the government, the ex, but prob both. Got it.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-03-10T21:07:44+00:00

She says semi-alcoholic because she wants to say she has a wild side to her. Yet alcohol and women just don't mix; the inherent bitchiness starts to ooze out.

But here we have a product of a world where, regardless of the decisions that a woman makes, the State will come to the rescue, and yet has the audacity to ask for someone totally independent; someone who clearly continues to make bad choices but will not tolerate such things in a man.

This profile is particularly depressing.

TooFatToMatt · 2020-03-11T00:34:12+00:00

When a single woman with two children says she "owns her own home", she almost certainly means she got it in the divorce or that the baby-daddy is paying for it. It used to be his house in most cases. Somehow though, she neglected to mention that.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-03-10T17:38:20+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS HERE ARE MY DEMANDS"

Cream1984 · 2020-03-10T17:52:46+00:00

Chad splashed and dashed, now she’s looking for Timothy

Aldabruzzo · 2020-03-10T19:26:26+00:00

since when is "semi alcoholic" a selling point?

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-10T17:06:29+00:00

Fun and fluffy. ; (

MachoToughGuy · 2020-03-10T19:09:50+00:00

own living quarters

Living quarters? lol, chick speaks like he's in the armed forces.

reaverdude · 2020-03-10T21:03:10+00:00

I would not let her into my budgy smugglers.

Miggymoggy · 2020-03-10T21:29:09+00:00

These women should be auditioning for "The Biggest Loser" instead of being online looking for "The Biggest losers" to become a walking wallet and raise their bastards, which it wouldn't surprise me if the two children are coco pops as that seems to be a fetish these days (especially with fat vile white women).

If you really want to raise another mans (or mens) children then you might as-well ask a man to masturbate in a jar and put that in your fridge, which that is the blunt visible truth of what you have settled for.

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-03-10T22:18:01+00:00

No such thing as a semi alcoholic, boyos.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-10T22:56:34+00:00

Lets see here, the collar bone has sunken into the swirling fat that enrobes it like the grease on a greek diner's window, and her cleavage looks like the beginnings of a butt crack.

Oh yeah, we got ourselves a "BUTTAHFACE" for sure.

Kurt751990 · 2020-03-11T00:54:21+00:00

They always bring what you've got into the equation. Yes I have a car. Will you be riding in it? No.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-11T01:05:39+00:00

Wih you head screwed on is her way of saying man up. Just not as much in your face.

johnnyfr0stbyte · 2020-03-11T01:43:07+00:00

I hate the misuse of “curvy”. That is all.

Overkillengine · 2020-03-11T02:26:07+00:00

37

Rotting eggs and wrinkles. And 20 years experience in not finding or keeping a good man! What a deal!

5'3 curvy. Cheeky. Sarcastic. Semi Alcoholic!

She's a fat dwarf with a cunty attitude and a crippling alcohol addiction. Joy!

Ive got 2 kids, 2 cats, and my own home. Work Part time.

"I've got a bunch of bills and obligations, and consume far more than I produce."

Looking for [redacted for brevity]

"I want a ~~man~~ wallet to buy me shit."

Like big broad guys...

"I'm still going to fuck Chad while you pay the bills."

Guys. If you have the dosh to make this cunt "happy", it's cheaper and less drama and bullshit to just "rent" a 20 yr old sugarbaby. Just saying.

exiledinrussia · 2020-03-11T07:11:50+00:00

She’s nearly 40, without a full-time job, is fat, admits to being an alcoholic, and still lists her demands for a man. Un fucking believable.

I’d swipe left on this one twice if it were possible.

jasonmiles2014 · 2020-03-11T01:12:34+00:00

God, what a gelatinous blob of blubber

11bNg · 2020-03-11T09:16:04+00:00

Part time job and owns a house yeah major red flag

starrial · 2020-03-11T16:53:06+00:00

Mam, you’re fat, not curvy.

Psychoticface · 2020-03-13T01:08:53+00:00

This is one for the medical textbooks, she's a semi alcoholic with 2 cats.... Not quite a crazy cat lady but definitely way past hitting that wall hard... The twilight zone! Only fixer upper is her except you'd need one hell of a plastic surgeon to turn this white trash into something screwable

2020-03-11T10:09:58+00:00

I don't think she's looking for a guy with his head screwed on because he wouldn't give her a chance. But that being said guys without their head screwed on might feel flattered and give her a chance.

asdf333aza · 2020-03-13T13:03:03+00:00

37 year old, geriatric, short, fat, entitled, sm of two kids, 2 cats, part-time worker and alcoholic female

In search of

Tall, strong, man with a job, car and a house that's bigger than mine. He must be perfect or damn near it cause I'm not trying to work during this relationship aka "no fixer uppers".

This is the equality women want.
A female who is a legit 1 out of 10 looking for a 7+.

AntonToniHafner · 2020-03-15T19:13:05+00:00

2 kids and brags about being a “semi alcoholic!” Teehee! My children have a garbage fucking home life!

Veruc_US · 2020-03-15T21:15:18+00:00

I dunno fellas if she's interested in some travel we might make great partners in crime making sarcastic comments together.

AurelianWay · 2020-03-10T16:58:02+00:00

Hey u/Overkillengine

Can you chime in & let our dear cheeky little slag know why she is a failure.

Title	Hard pass, soz m8
Author	Nero9214
Upvotes	179
Comments	75
Date	March 10, 2020 3:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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