Harry's epic profile

jakethesnake5000 · 2020-05-16T14:07:16+00:00

Harry has a bright future, smart kid. I like his style

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-05-16T15:17:15+00:00

"No single mums!" - and with that one line, he eliminated roughly 85% of female tinder users.

Smart man.

"if you were a catch he wouldn't have left you or his kids behind" - that cuts right to the heart of the matter on single moms. They either were so intolerable they drove a decent man away, sometimes even using the power of the broken-ass court system to force him away, or they did not wisely use their power of choice and chose a deadbeat to impregnate them.

It's one or the other, and either way, a man who knows his worth will wisely avoid.

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-05-16T16:20:18+00:00

Remember its

"My body, My choice"

and

"how dare you judge me for my choices"

asdf333aza · 2020-05-16T15:23:02+00:00

I mean all he is doing is saying what we are all thinking. But the female beehive mentality is so strong that if he offends one group such as the "single moms" or the "fatties" or the "feminazi" than he is going to not on drive them away, but also drive away all the other chicks.

meerita · 2020-05-16T16:23:40+00:00

I tested "no moms". I got a lot of matches too, but most of the matches were done just to insult me.

Beautiful_Dust · 2020-05-16T15:58:33+00:00

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Dr_Bukkakee · 2020-05-16T19:59:13+00:00

Guarantee his inbox is full of women telling him what a piece of shit he is for thinking that way. I also guarantee the same women telling him that also have shit like “must be at least 6’ and make 6 figures” and “if you can’t handle me at my worst then you don’t deserve me at my best” on their profiles.

realwinstonsmith44 · 2020-05-16T15:13:34+00:00

Amazing truth bomb

igota_question · 2020-05-16T17:49:51+00:00

He must have taken this picture within the first minute of him posting this profile, because you know this was flagged almost immeditiately.

TheSecondLesson · 2020-05-16T19:01:00+00:00

99.9 % of women can’t handle these truths.

drewc99 · 2020-05-16T20:19:24+00:00

That's funny but I can guarantee you like 10 cows would immediately report his profile and within 24 hours Tinder would permanently ban him.

Doge_Is_Dead · 2020-05-16T19:06:51+00:00

As you can see, Harry works in the Based Department.

FakeNewsIgnorer · 2020-05-17T02:08:31+00:00

This is on par with the mythic “No fatties - if you don’t love yourself why should I?”

SexGrenades · 2020-05-16T18:19:43+00:00

Bahaha haha haha

I needed this laugh today.

2020-05-16T18:22:47+00:00

Damn lmfao. The reeeee that must go on when they see that profile.

2020-05-16T18:53:15+00:00

If this is real, Harry has some balls I wish I had when I was his age.

kaolin224 · 2020-05-17T02:12:54+00:00

Should've used the shrugging emoji all the single moms put after their list of demands.

oh_no_aliens · 2020-05-17T02:44:31+00:00

"If you were such a catch he wouldn't have ran off and left you with 3 kids" is now my mantra.

MattyK414 · 2020-05-16T18:10:51+00:00

That's about it.

"What if he diiiied?!"

Shut up, bitch. "Mom" didn't even have marriage on the table!

jackandjill22 · 2020-05-16T21:51:46+00:00

You know he attracts so much salt. Lol

Dipdrizzle · 2020-05-16T19:25:18+00:00

Harry has the same policy that I have

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-05-16T17:36:19+00:00

Damn that's awesome

Mortheous_Darkmere · 2020-05-16T20:03:42+00:00

Way to go Harry! 😂

yuvrajsama · 2020-05-16T20:32:45+00:00

burrrrrrnnnn..... that an epic profile

mrlebowsk33 · 2020-05-16T21:46:39+00:00

Damn that is kinda brutal :)

2020-05-17T00:34:10+00:00

but . . . . but .... but ..... she's the prize, maybe not gold but... silver?

Wait, bronze?

Participation medal?

Blue Ribbon?

Plastic medal?

Fake plastic medal?

Used fake platic medal?

Used fake platic medal stolen from a kid?

Used fake platic medal stolen from an autistic kid?

lee1028 · 2020-05-16T16:51:17+00:00

Good for him! Straight truth!

Sumfuc · 2020-05-16T19:21:30+00:00

BE LIKE LARRY!
LIVING LIKE LARRY!

teh_pope82 · 2020-05-17T02:02:15+00:00

That kid is going places

bigdaveyl · 2020-05-16T19:12:22+00:00

Well played, sir, well played.

snginc · 2020-05-16T21:43:31+00:00

Mic drop and walk off the stage! Well played!

Horneyj · 2020-05-17T00:15:49+00:00

There goes My hero .

PM_ME_UR_NIPS_GURL · 2020-05-17T01:10:57+00:00

Based

splashkami · 2020-05-17T02:01:42+00:00

Based

hollerican5 · 2020-05-17T11:39:12+00:00

I vote him president of this Sub.......

Dean_Clean · 2020-05-17T14:52:52+00:00

Savage!

MC_Batsy · 2020-05-18T01:36:42+00:00

Obviously, he only published that profile to make a point. At least, that's the only reason I would make an OLD profile, because OLD is a supreme waste of time.

upsidedownbackwards · 2020-05-26T03:10:19+00:00

So I put "no single parents" in my profile and the number of matches I got skyrocketed! I haven't gotten any nasty messages yet because I assume only single moms would send them and I don't swipe in the good way on single moms.

Thetrvler · 2020-05-18T17:03:10+00:00

He’s not lying.

Dekrypter · 2020-05-18T17:27:45+00:00

The logic is just so simple

Doksson · 2020-05-20T02:15:47+00:00

Harry's cracked the code. That's it.

OwnedKitten_89 · 2020-09-29T15:24:35+00:00

I was left a “single mother” after an abusive ex. I escaped. Luckily my now husband didn’t just view me as a single mother he seen me for more than that. You’re not seeing these women as more than mothers. Not saying all women are the same. Some catfish/gold-dig etc I get it. But don’t put me in that category 😊

madamebovary01 · 2020-05-25T02:38:15+00:00

A guy Mom’s issues and exes issues are every girls dream. I don’t date single dads, or guys with kids even having myself one.

MarshMallowNynja · 2020-05-17T06:57:41+00:00

I mean, the second part doesn’t make all that much sense, but if he also just... doesn’t like women with kids that’s fine. That’s a preference and it’s okay to have preferences Edit: I’m not saying that the rest of what he said was okay, but if it’s just his preference to not want to date women with kids, that’s fine. But obviously there is the second part, so the rest of what he said isn’t fine

AttachableSheep · 2020-05-17T01:18:21+00:00

Women who want to start their lives again after their husband's death 5 years ago be like :l

anicebigrodforyou · 2020-05-16T14:30:31+00:00

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Harry's epic profile

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TLDR: Single Mothers ≠ Widows

Title	Harry's epic profile
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	2137
Comments	125
Date	May 16, 2020 2:03 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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