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[–]Fun-Transition-5080 224 points225 points226 points 5 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
When I was 20, my buddy bought a boat after he got a whopping insurance settlement. I said ‘Pete, why’d you spend so much on a boat’ to which he replied ‘you meet a whole new class of whores when you own a boat’.
[–]Martellus732 95 points96 points97 points 5 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Yep. The best times you'll feel owning a boat is when you buy it and when you sell it.
[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther 71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
And while you're railing a golddigger under the Sunshine Skyway Bridge.
[–]ronoda12 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean reverse digging a gold digger.
[+]Depressedbadger97 -13 points-12 points-11 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
women do not enjoy sex
[–]CrimbusIsOver 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's just science
[+]Depressedbadger97 -12 points-11 points-10 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
i believe so, i just dont see how sex benefits women at all.
I dont get why people have sex at all.
[–]Blowyourdad69 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have it and come back
[–]MakaylaStar 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s because it feels good and it’s what keeps the humans from going extinct.
[–]richscott440 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is.. that a legitimate thought? Not sure if it's sarcasm or not
[–]JadasDePen 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've heard the key is to be friends with someone who has a boat, but never be the one who owns the boat.
[–]Sperm_Master 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If it flies, floats, or fucks, don't buy just rent.
[–]thejynxed 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Caveat: You live in Alaska and it's actually prudent to own a pontoon-equipped plane.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've actually heard that from several boat owners....
[–]Godlikebuthumble 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A boat is just a hole in the water you throw cash into.
[–]n8ivco1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My favorite line from Wind.
[–]CoolGuySauron 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The ol' rule: if it flies, floats or fuck...
[–]SirTiffAlot 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because of the implication
[–]Texan2116 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back when I was single....a buddy owned a pretty cool ski boat. Short of just tossing cash, nothing pulls tail like a boat. Going to the party coves most lakes have...tons of ass out there.
[–]vyse1800 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is how memories are made.
[–]Chucking100s 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao
[–]Gries88 115 points116 points117 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Next year.... “I’m ready to settle down” “me and my baby are a package deal” “no players!”
[–]IoSonCalaf 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You forgot the shaming language: “someone who will MAN UP!”
[–]Specialist_4Life 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“I’m done with games”
[–]DevilsgunSir Chadly Thunderdong 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Done with games, huh. Aight.. I just got a new boat tho, and I know he's out of town on business, soooo yeah, you're down."
[–]prats0027 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha
[–]fuzzy_brbTo the streets does she belong 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No players games
[–]StrengthBeginning416 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you own a boat, swipe left.
[–]omaewananidesuka 74 points75 points76 points 5 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
One summer is all it takes for pair bonding to be lost
[–]cant-stand_ya 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re implying it hasn’t been lost already. I think that train’s left the station a long long time ago
[–]Depressedbadger97 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
i keep seeing this pair bonding is lost thing? what does this mean?
[–]ArrowGantOne 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
There is a hypothesis that humans cannot pair bond after having X number of partners. There is debate on the specifics and many say it is total bunk. That being said. There is a common theme that females in particular cannot pair bond after they have had 4-6 sexual partners. (Actual number varies due to study.) I don't know if that is just male partners or both genders. And there debate is as to whether males can damage their ability to pair bond by sexing too many chicks. Some say they can, others swear they can't. But as women today often have 6 or more partners before graduating high school, the mindset says most of age women cannot be loyal ultimately in any relationship.
[–]VirginWizard69 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I have fucked so many prostitutes that I could never get married. No way.
[–]68w92 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Go to a third world country and watch how many women with boyfriends or husbands throw themselves at you. This is how it feels like when Drake comes to your town.
Never get married.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I worked in Nigeria for 4-5 months. I was offered a part-time African Wife. That meant I got to have sex, but I sure had to pay for it. Also, Nigeria is the AIDS capital of the world. That was in 2004. I kept my pee pee out of bad places. Still alive in 2021.
[–]ArrowGantOne 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn't have my glasses on when I read your comment and thought that said protestants. As a Catholic I was all set to call you a fu**ing whore until I put my glasses on...
[–]VirginWizard69 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can call me a whore all you want. I am numb inside.
[–]Aviadcool111 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can I get the source? I believe what you are saying but I like to get data for my points?
[–]ArrowGantOne 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your best bet is doing a YouTube search, many channels there can explain it. If you want a scientific study on pair bonding in the animal world with a focus on primates (which they include humans into) here is a study. Get a bottle of eye drops before you start reading, it is DRY: https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.06.05.135160v1.full
[–]gregmcmuffin101 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I mean it's an interesting hypothesis and all, but I mean there's been porn stars who end up settling down and they seem to be doing alright.
Not that most(or probably any) of us would wife a porn star, but there's a lot of instances that directly combat the pair bonding hypothesis.
I think some people are just shallow and will never be happy with any partner no matter how compatible they are. I will agree that these shallow people are definitely growing in numbers though.
[–]swallowthisnut 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hypothesis doesn’t say that women can’t settle down, it suggests that they will be unsatisfied and perpetually wondering whether or not the grass is greener - and who’s to say that those porn stars aren’t already cheating.
[–]ArrowGantOne 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
First, it isn't MY hypothesis. I'm just sharing what I have heard. I didn't invent the term or do the research. (Considering that research was an extensive study of the sexuality of common prairie voles, I'm glad I wasn't included in that study group.)
I guess what it all boils down to with the porn stars is if you actually believe you can turn a whore into a house wife. I have heard of former stars like Asia Carrera leave the business, become a mom and live a normal life. I'm not saying it isn't possible, I'll just say it's rare. And given that Asia is of an ethnicity that tends to focus of family and traditions, she was probably better prepared to have her wild hair surgically removed.
The biggest issue with promiscuous humans (men and women) and wondering if they have changed their ways is how would anyone know? We've all seen how easily humans cheat and betray. With all due respect, you and I could point to individuals who SEEM to have made the change. But how would we know, and if you were a betting man would you be willing to put your next paycheck on it? I wouldn't, but anything IS possible.
[–]Professional-Run-471 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like if you found out your friend used to be a serial killer but he swears he's better now and will never do it again. No matter how adjusted he seems now you'd definitely not be his friend after learning that. Not worth the risk at all
[–]b-raddit 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts
[–]Vikingbeard1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The problem is correlation and causation being difficult or impossible to separate. I'm not real keen on the "pair bonding" hypothesis for that reason. If you look at sluts and say they can't stay loyal because their slutty behavior has damaged them, how do you know it's not just because they are sluts? Maybe they would never have been able to settle down even if you had two enunuch bodyguards with her at all times to ensure she never got into any funny business before marriage. On the flip side, saying women with few partners, or none, are more loyal and cheat less, might also just be because they are not wired to be as adventurous or horny, and might have been a super-loyal wife in a past life where she had to prostitute herself out for several years to survive. I think both nature and nurture play a roll, but the pair-bonding thing is mostly just looking at obvious statistics and inventing a complicated explanation for them.
[–]DoTheSnoopyDance 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My thoughts are a woman will never be happy for less than she’s had in any category. She sleeps/dates a 10 in looks. She sleeps with a guy who’s a 10 excitement. She dates a 10 in wealth. She dates a 10 in size. She dates a 10 body. Now any guy who’s not a 10 in all of these, she’ll be like, well he’s got money and he looks amazing, but he’s not as exciting as so and so. Well he’s exciting but he doesn’t have the looks of so and so.
[–]BlindMaestro 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[DIVORCE RISK]
“Contrary to conventional wisdom, when it comes to sex, less experience is better, at least for the marriage,” said W. Bradford Wilcox, a sociologist
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women with zero or one previous sex partners before marriage were also least likely to divorce, while those with 10 or more were most likely. These divorce-proof brides are an exclusive crew: By the 2010s, he writes, just 5 percent of new brides were virgins. And just 6 percent of their marriages dissolved within five years, compared with 20 percent for most people.
Khazan, O. (2018, October 22). Fewer Sex Partners Means a Happier Marriage. The Atlantic. Retrieved July 7, 2020, from https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/10/sexual-partners-and-marital-happiness/573493/
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using data from the three most recent waves of the National Survey of Family Growth (NSFG) collected in 2002, 2006-2010, and 2011-2013. For women marrying since the start of the new millennium: Women with 10 or more partners were the most likely to divorce
The highest five-year divorce rates of all are associated with marrying in the 2000s and having ten or more premarital sex partners: 33 percent. Perhaps it is not unexpected that having many partners increases the odds of divorce.
Wolfinger, N. H., PhD. (2016, June 6). Counterintuitive Trends in the Link Between Premarital Sex and Marital Stability. Institute for Family Studies. Retrieved August 24, 2020, from https://ifstudies.org/blog/counterintuitive-trends-in-the-link-between-premarital-sex-and-marital-stability
[T]here was a correlation between female pre-marital promiscuity and higher rates of divorce. The research, conducted by Jay Teachman, found that women with 16 or more sexual partners prior to marriage had an 80% rate of subsequent divorce.
Wikipedia contributors. (2020, June 20). Female promiscuity. In Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved 12:06, July 27, 2020, from https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Female_promiscuity&oldid=963578370
Teachman, J. (2003). Premarital sex, premarital cohabitation and the risk of subsequent marital dissolution among women. Journal of Marriage and Family, 65(2), 444–455. https://doi.org/10.1111/j.1741-3737.2003.00444.x
[INFIDELITY RATES]
A truism in psychology is that the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. This is no less true in the realm of sexual behavior. Indeed, one of the strongest predictors of marital infidelity is one’s number of prior sex partners (Buss, 2000). Deception about past sexual promiscuity would have inflicted greater costs, on average, on men than on women
Haselton, M. G., Buss, D. M., Oubaid, V., & Angleitner, A. (2005). Sex, Lies, and Strategic Interference: The Psychology of Deception Between the Sexes. Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, 31(1), 3–23. https://doi.org/10.1177/0146167204271303
Contrary to the myth, partners who’ve had many partners have a harder, not easier, time remaining monogamous. They are significantly more at risk of straying than those with little or no prior sexual experience.
Staik, A., PhD. (2019, March 28). 10 Predictors of Infidelity and Gender Differences: Why Do Partners Cheat? Retrieved July 15, 2020, from https://blogs.psychcentral.com/relationships/2014/08/a-look-at-infidelity-why-do-partners-cheat/
[A]pproximately half of women in the top quintiles of sociosexuality [def. willingness to engage in sexual activity outside of a committed relationship] had been sexually unfaithful to a steady partner; this was more than a tenfold increase over the corresponding rate for people in the bottom quintiles.
Bailey, J. M., Kirk, K. M., Zhu, G., Dunne, M. P., & Martin, N. G. (2000). Do individual differences in sociosexuality represent genetic or environmentally contingent strategies? Evidence from the Australian twin registry. Journal of personality and social psychology, 78(3), 537–545. https://doi.org/10.1037//0022-3514.78.3.537
Individuals exhibiting sexually permissive attitudes and those who have had a high number of past sexual relationships are more likely to engage in infidelity (Feldman & Cauffman, 1999). In a study of supposedly exclusive dating couples, it was found that individuals exhibiting an ‘unrestricted’ sociosexual orientation (SO) were significantly more likely to pursue extra-pair involvement (Seal, Agostinelli, & Hannett, 1994). Individuals are said to be unrestricted if they score high on the Sociosexual Orientation Index (SOI). Items on this scale include a question tapping whether the respondent feels that love is a prerequisite for sexual relations with a partner, the number of ‘one-night stands’ a respondent has had, and how many partners he or she hopes to have in the next year (Simpson & Gangestad, 1991).
Barta, W. D., & Kiene, S. M. (2005). Motivations for infidelity in heterosexual dating couples: The roles of gender, personality differences, and sociosexual orientation. Journal of Social and Personal Relationships, 22(3), 339-360. http://dx.doi.org/10.1177/0265407505052440
In illustration of this, the odds ratio of 1.13 for lifetime sexual partners obtained with the face-to-face mode of interview indicates that the probability of infidelity increased by 13% for every additional lifetime sexual partner
Regarding the correlates of infidelity, results indicated that on the basis of both methods of assessment, the probability of sexual infidelity increased with higher number of lifetime sexual partners
Whisman, M. A., & Snyder, D. K. (2007). Sexual infidelity in a national survey of American women: Differences in prevalence and correlates as a function of method of assessment. Journal of Family Psychology, 21(2), 147–154. https://doi.org/10.1037/0893-3200.21.2.147
Our findings demonstrate that infidelity and number of sexual partners are both under moderate genetic influence (41% and 38% heritable, respectively) and the genetic correlation between these two traits is strong (47%). The resulting genetic correlation between the two traits was .47, so nearly half the genes impacting on infidelity also affect number of sexual partners. The correlation of the unique environment between the two variables was .48.
Cherkas, L. F., Oelsner, E. C., Mak, Y. T., Valdes, A., & Spector, T. D. (2004). Genetic influences on female infidelity and number of sexual partners in humans: a linkage and association study of the role of the vasopressin receptor gene (AVPR1A). Twin research : the official journal of the International Society for Twin Studies, 7(6), 649–658. https://doi.org/10.1375/1369052042663922
The high correlation for females (r = .79) between reported numbers of sex partners and EPC partners [extra-pair copulation partners def. sexual partners other than primary partner while in a monogamous relationship] may bear on questions of both paternity and abandonment in the face of infidelity.
[P]romiscuity is in fact a good predictor of infidelity. Indeed, promiscuity among females accounted for almost twice as much variance in infidelity (r2 = .45) as it did for males (r2 = .25).
Hughes, S. M. , & Gallup, G. G. (2003). Sex differences in morphological predictors of sexual behavior: Shoulder to hip and waist to hip ratios. Evolution and Human Behavior, 24(3), 173–178. https://doi.org/10.1016/S1090-5138(02)00149-6
Sexual promiscuity was significantly positively correlated with emotional promiscuity [r(356) = .261, p < .001], as well with sexual infidelity [r(323) = .595, p < .001] and emotional infidelity [r(323) = .676, p < .001], indicating that sexually promiscuous participants also tend to be emotionally promiscuous, and sexually and emotionally unfaithful. In terms of the sexual domain, results showed that there is also a positive correlation between sexual promiscuity and sexual infidelity, stating that individuals that tend to be more sexually promiscuous also tend to be more sexually unfaithful.
Pinto, R., & Arantes, J. (2017). The Relationship between Sexual and Emotional Promiscuity and Infidelity. ATHENS JOURNAL OF SOCIAL SCIENCES, 4(4), 385–398. https://doi.org/10.30958/ajss.4-4-3
Women’s number of pre-marital partners: percent [of wives] who cheated once married 2: 10.4% 3: 14.9% 4: 17.7% 5: 21.6% 6-10: 26.0% 11-20: 36.7% 21+: 46.8%
Women’s number of pre-marital partners: percent [of wives] who cheated once married
NORC General Social Survey. (2011, October 02). Female Infidelity Based on Number of Premarital Partners — Statistic Brain. Retrieved July 5, 2015, from http://www.statisticbrain.com/percent-of-female-infidelity-based-on-number-of-premarital-partners/
For people in this survey who reported four or fewer lifetime sexual partners, the rate of infidelity in the current marriage dropped to 11%, while for those who had five or more sexual partners the number was nearly double
[I]nfidelity is also often the fruit of a lifelong approach to mating that involves seeking and practicing short-term mating encounters that encourage sexual variety at all stages and into marriage.
McQuivey, J. L., PhD. (2019, October 14). The Road to Infidelity Passes Through Multiple Sexual Partners. Retrieved July 16, 2020, from https://ifstudies.org/blog/the-road-to-infidelity-passes-through-multiple-sexual-partners-
[–]nateh11 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needs to be the sidebar
I will concur with nateh11; this seriously needs to be archived and pinned somewhere here.
[–]yellomachine 53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
I didn't mean to get pregnant, I swear! No I don't know who the father is.
[–]GreyJedi56[S] 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
I mean if its 6 men on a boat just roll a dice lol
[–]yellomachine 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
One thing I'll never understand, is how a straight man can bring himself to put his dick in a woman, right after another guy has nutted there. Gangbangs are such a disgusting idea.
[–]ArrowGantOne 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Totally agreed. Had an ex cheat and then straddled me to try and throw it on me to make up. I proceeded to drop her in the floor (it was carpeted, the only thing hurt was her pride) and told her a gallon of bleach and a pressure washer couldn't remove the diseased cheating spunk from her. Actually told her I wouldn't even let her put my junk in her mouth because I didn't want some other dude's spit on my di**.
I guess when you are a living receptacle, you can't get grossed out thinking about the disgusting objects and fluids that have been placed inside you.
[–]EvilFireblade 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Generally copious amounts of alcohol are involved.
[–]gregmcmuffin101 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Dude for real, that shit is so nasty.
Years ago I was at a bachelor party and they hired two strippers. Eventually one of the strippers started offering blowjobs for money in one of the bathrooms. These guys were just waiting around for their turn, on after the other. This stripper probably blew 20 some guys that night all in a row, only taking a break to have a mixed drink every once in a while.
One guy said to me "oh did you get your turn yet?!" And I'm just like "no, I don't want one" and he looked at me like I had the problem.
I don't hangout with any of these people anymore, that night it really clicked that this particular group of friends was nasty and toxic as fuck.(all drug addicts that constantly cheated on their partners and were in abusive relationships)
If I ever get married, there will be no alcohol or strippers at my bachelor party. We're going to a rage room.
[–]Godlikebuthumble 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tf is a rage room?
[–]gregmcmuffin101 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure it's only common in the united states.
It's a place you go and pay money to break a bunch of shit. Glass bottles, tv's, you name it.
Ever want to sledgehammer a car window? You can do just that at a rage room.
[–]ArrowGantOne 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
See I agree with your mindset, and like you, I don't grasp why others aren't grossed out.
I used to deal coke. Got a call from a regular customer one night for a couple of 8 balls. Then about 10AM the next morning he ordered another 8 ball. I rightfully assumed he and his friends were jacked out of their minds. When I showed up with the powder they were all glad to see me. (They were almost out.) One girl kept grabbing on my arm and being touchy. I kept pulling away and giving her looks like "b**** back the f*** off" but she wasn't taking the hints.
It was about that time my customer asked if I wanted to take her in one of the bedrooms and hit it. Long story short, she and a friend were servicing the party and had both sucked and fu**ed every guy there repeatedly. (Probably 8 or 9 dudes.) No condoms and none of them cared. I told my customer I wouldn't stick my di** anywhere he'd had his just to bust his balls. But I couldn't imagine sticking my junk in, and another guy's spunk runs out and down her thigh. It SHOULD be gross to everyone, male or female...but especially women.
Forget the germs and potential STD's. Do you really want your friend's spunk running down YOUR balls while you're having sex?!
Dude I wouldn't have even done it if they did wear condoms. I don't get it, why do they not think it's gross? Ugh wtf is wrong with people lol
[–]RedmakesItgoFasta 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Whats a rage room?
[–]gregmcmuffin101 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedmakesItgoFasta 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Damnnn....that sounds like hella fun......wonder how much does that set one back though....
[–]gregmcmuffin101 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Depends what kind of facility it is. Some places charge per item, some places charge for time.
The time charge is usually more expansive, charging 60$ for 15 minutes is crazy imo.
The places that charge per item will usually be around 120$ for a whole room full of shit to break and you can take your time.
Most locations have special deals for birthday/wedding party's.
[–]RedmakesItgoFasta 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds like they are cashing in with those prices....worth a try though for sure...
Thanks mate for the expl.
[–]gregmcmuffin101 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Prices vary extremely when it comes to rage rooms, this is just what I've seen locally!
[–]Martellus732 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 Men And A Baby.
[–]VirginWizard69 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a dice
a die
FTFY
[–]Past-Difficulty6785 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That takes a special kind of entitlement. You can just "rent" friends for a summer?
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In her case, yes. Her inbox is full of men who are going to step on their own dicks because they think if they spend enough money she'll have sex with them. She won't be fucking any of them. She will be fucking plenty of other guys though.
[–]Vikingbeard1 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, I don't know about that. Nothing says Chad can't have a boat and pick up a little hussy to fuck in it.
[–]slipkid223 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tall, you always have to be tall LOL
[–]givemethatrandom 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How else are you getting on the boat? Thanksfully she looks skinny enough, otherwise she might sink it as well. Thus we learned two things about boat: You must be tall enough to board one and light enough to avoid sinking it.
[–]ArrowGantOne 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A group of hot, funny, nice, tall and smart guy friends...
Gee, I hope she can maintain a di** in every orifice and both hands without getting sea sick.
[–]VirginWizard69 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Vomit is lube.
[–]Godlikebuthumble 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
JFC
[–]CrimbusIsOver 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ew. She's not even boat pretty.
[–]68w92 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's skinny and decent looking. Way better than the average woman out here these days.
[–]Sid_InsidiousNoir Red Pilled Soul 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah yes, the quintessential lake slut.
[–]TheRealBigTim1 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like she’s definitely not looking for only friends
[–]sleepyhousewifeWahmyns 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's a rough 20. She looks twice divorced and not a day over 40.
[–]HolyGourdofJerusalemcast off the shoes, and follow the gourd 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
?
not white-knighting or simping here, but she is definitely not a "rough 20"
this one is a solid 6.5-7 looks wise.
[–]sleepyhousewifeWahmyns 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I understand what you mean. In my opinion, any woman can be slender and decent looking. However, a woman's face can't hide the mileage. Her face tells me that she has had many "friends" for the very few summers she has been alive.
[–]Ftpiercecracker1 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Do these profiles motivate you to become a 10%er, so that you can be the one who chooses or are these profiles just one more reason to go ghost?
I don't see much motivation to becoming a 10%er other than a better life for myself, which is a good reason. But as far as getting women, having money doesn't suddenly charge women's nature. If anything a wealthy man attracts the women you dont want and encourages them to disguise their nature even more making it that much harder to determine a genuine person from a money/power grubbing demoness.
[–]swallowthisnut 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Which is why you get the money but just dangle it in front of their faces - you never actually spend anything more than the bare minimum on them.
They’ll still brag to their friends about you and how great you are. You get the same effect without having to (be a) simp.
[–]VirgilDweller 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
100%! Men need to learn that we must become the prize. The insane entitlement women have will only be curbed when more Men refuse to tolerate it.
[–]swallowthisnut 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re absolutely right. We as men created simps & women’s entitlement, and only we have the power to put a stop to it.
If all men on earth stopped being thirsty and stopped giving women attention for 24 hours, women would go crazy.
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am 5’6” so I will never be a 10%er and I know this. Add in that my hair is starting to go as well. It may be black pill as fuck but it is the truth
My only chance of getting enough money to circumvent that is a lottery win and I don’t believe in fairy tales. This isn’t a lack of ambition or anything. Just to make up for being that far under 6ft and likely to have to shave off my hair before 40 means I’d probably need 250k plus a year.
I am no way near that and probably never will be. And I am not sure i would want to be. The hours and the stress involved to get there ? And for what - to be considered by women who would literally only be interested due to money. Talk about opening yourself up to get cheated on
No I don’t really want that. Sure the idea is nice. But if it is only 10%er due to money then there is no incentive for that
[–]SuperVeryDumbPerson 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All of this while being an average 5/10 at best. What gave them the idea that such guys would waste their time and money on them instead of grabbing some 8+?
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Presumably the likes on the app and messages in her inbox?
But there are so many that she probably hasn’t gone through and realised the majority are from people she is not actually interested in or guys that just want a one nighter
[–]vtec__ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
where is the dad?
[–]rockdude625 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems to me like she's looking more for a train than a boat
[–]ScalpelLifter 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least she's hot
[–]Unfair-Note-3499 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ooof
[–]greencircle10 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"friends". girls that are surrounded by dudes who are her "friends" should be a huge red flag for anyone even thinking of trying to simp for her
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