Only good WHITE men

Aldabruzzo · 2019-11-13T14:16:58+00:00

Translation:

Ooopsie, Tyrone knocked me up! Well, one of them, anyway. So. Yeah. I have to use the phrase "fall in love" but that's not what I really mean. I mean "trying to find a beta simp chump with a 9 to 5, some $$, a decent place to live, a car, and a good health insurance policy (none of this Obamacare high deductible no-coverage bullshit, mind you)." And that means white men, because Tyrone can lay the pipe, but he can't bring home the bacon, and bacon is what I need right now. Plus, I need a dude to stick around, and I can't count on Tyrone to be here when I need him or to get what I need when I need it. I need cash for formula and diapers and new lingerie, and Billy Beta Simp Chump can get that for me. Plus, Billy sticks around.

Of course I'll still fuck Tyrone. Sheeeit, that dude can FUCK! He's Mr. Arby, because he gives "We Have The Meats" a (w)hole new meaning. And godDAMN he feels good in my pussy. Plus, I gotta let him see his kid. At least, I think it's his kid. I don't need a dating site to get with more guys. All I need for that is my phone and an hour. Girls like me, we don't need online dating to find men. All we have to do is hang out somewhere and let the men come to us.

So. The only men who need apply are dudes with money, and from where I sit, that means Billy Beta, Bob from Accounting, Tom Teacher, and maybe Paul Plumber. Maybe I'll be in Chad's harem, if he'd have me, and if he'll drop some coin on me for clothes for the kid now and then.

bushwicksick · 2019-11-13T14:56:44+00:00

Dear Shaniqua,

You might have a stanglehold on the lil' homies/Ramons in the hood but outside that, ain't no one checkin for u. Imma speak like a hoodlum so u can get it. Demm white menz ain't about dat blown out caramel coochie. They know ni$$as like Tyrone, Tyshawn, RayRay, Pookie, Tah and Meek ran up on yo puzzy.

There is a reason why your kind is the least desired. You don't need to believe me, look up a study that OKCUPID [a very WOKE company] did. Your ilk was rated the LEAST desirable among all demographic groups. No one is checking for you Shaniqua, that is the bitter truth that you must swallow [among other things]. Shaniqua, you are barely even a woman. You have masculine physical traits, are headstrong, loud, rude and uncouth. This doesn't make you strong, independent or attractive. It just makes that you that much uglier to the world.

If you had an I.Q above 70 [aka mild retardation] you should have known to keep your legs shut, find a trade/finish your education, develop yourself and be a productive member of society BEFORE popping out the bastard in your gut. However, why do you need a man if you are such a strong black, 'independent' female? I don't get it. Here's another tip - white mens ain't about that chemically dyed horse hair on your noggin either. Most men find acrylic, painted on eyebrows and weave to be highly unattractive.

On behalf of my fellow, honorable black men. We reject you. I hope the white man PUMPS AND DUMPS your ass into oblivion. This is why I truly wish the incompetent U.S Gov would just flat out end welfare. Leeches like you would not exist. Do not come back to our community once those white boys have banged you into a different galaxy. Black females like you are a disgrace and should be cast out. Many of us have always known that black females wanted to bow before the white cock. Many of you would suck white cock en masse but as I have stated, dem white boyz don't want ya. Even the bluepilled, simp, Liberal lunatic beta-soy white boys will choose ANYTHING but you [if possible].

P.S, that girdle isn't fooling anyone. Maybe that is why Shaniqua's tend to give birth to low I.Q criminals, they starve their bastards of prenatal oxygen trying to look cute.

Edit: I am BLACK, so for the lurkers/SJW's... I am free to speak on MY community. I'm not one of those punk white boys on the web popping shit. I keep it real [fo sheezy]

youngblue78 · 2019-11-13T14:11:09+00:00

She’s definitely not 18

DangZagnut · 2019-11-13T14:22:18+00:00

White sugar daddy. She meant a white sugar daddy.

Escorts have it rough out there.

2019-11-13T14:31:09+00:00

“TRYNA FALL IN LOVE WITH A WHITE MAN”

Don’t sign up for the exam babe, you will fail miserably since the ability to love someone has been fucked out of you years ago.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-11-13T14:39:27+00:00

As if there were not enough red flags...

Pay close attention to the cheap bathroom door. There is a split/crack in the bathroom door that someone did a shitty job of repairing and the latch is broken/missing. That door has been kicked in at least one time.

GimmeYourJuices · 2019-11-13T14:36:05+00:00

Who's gonna man up?

Fhaze1117 · 2019-11-13T14:45:21+00:00

Tryna ~~fall I lnlove with a~~ find a beta bucks white man.

Everyday I think online dating can't get any worse. Posts like these prove me wrong time and time again.

In the past before online dating, we were limited by our options to locally. So the dating scene was decent and there were not insane standards or high expectations because you never knew when the next option would come again.

Now you can have insane and unrealistic standards. You can now Have 20 kids coupled with a dead end job and not worry about being single because simps are only a click away.

truthbomb999 · 2019-11-13T16:44:33+00:00

I'm black. Thanks for reminding me why I don't date black women. Ya'll white guys have fun with this one!

BonelessSkinless · 2019-11-13T17:47:05+00:00

I'm black and I wouldn't touch her with my 10 foot pole. So a white guy is going to steer farrrrrrrrr the fuck away from your socioeconomic disgrace. Gtfo Laquisha.

Unusual_Chair · 2019-11-13T17:32:14+00:00

Black guy here! My white brothers, she is all yours! Which one of you gentlemen want to man up? lol

ChubaTaco · 2019-11-13T16:09:54+00:00

That is the most hoeish shit I've seen all day. It reads trap all over

German992 · 2019-11-13T15:17:15+00:00

“Don’t like me.” - No problem; already there!

ugluk1 · 2019-11-13T17:29:30+00:00

Blacks wanting to lure whites to the plantation these days...

TheColorCringe · 2019-11-13T17:51:04+00:00

I had post nut clarity just by looking at this profile.

strainer123 · 2019-11-13T16:02:14+00:00

I get sad when I think she might find this cuck, and I get happy when I think she might not find him.

Brazilian_Slaughter · 2019-11-13T16:23:32+00:00

She would be cute if not for the unnatural hair color (someone needs to tell women that natural hair color is always the best) and the tramp stamps. Which give her a skank aura

TEMystic · 2019-11-13T15:32:25+00:00

"TRYNA FALL IN LOVE WITH A WHITE MAN" The new hit single (to the tune of Kasabian's "You're in love with a psycho"

That pose cleverly hides her belly doncha think?

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-11-13T22:39:44+00:00

Mocha Delisciosa. What the hell is going on with you these days? Last I heard, you and Tyrone were kicking ass and taking names.

Tryna fall in love with a white man.

Woah!!! Slow down. What happened with Tyrelle?

I'm currently pregnant

Say no more Mochachina. We understand. You got pumped hard and dumped even harder. Sad times for you.

yes a "soon to be single" mother.

If you're looking for sympathy, you won't get it here. I am like a feminist now. My answer these days is YOU GO GIRL!

I finally get why they say this shit! It's fun.

So what are you looking for here on Tinder?

Looking for a serious relationship

HAHAHA! Are you fucking with me right now? Because that is fucking hilarious!

You got jokes Mocha!

If your not tryna get married and have kids DON'T LIKE ME

First of all, I never really liked you. You smell musky and your taste in tattoos leaves a lot to be desired.

But you are one funny bitch I will give you that. This post is funny AF!

It takes a clever wit to come up with such a ludicrous troll/comedy profile. You get the WAATGM Comedy Post of the Month award. And your prize is a 2% discount coupon for FakeWeaves.com and a gift card for SingleThotBabyMama.com. We don't have one of those yet, but we will get on it as soon as Management approves our budget.

Happy Trails Mocha Delisciosa. We wish you well and bon voyage.

stoopididoit · 2019-11-13T16:46:27+00:00

Ah yes, another chinese military parade full of red flags on display.

Axehead88 · 2019-11-13T22:47:48+00:00

Willing to bet it wasn't a white man who got her pregnant though...

tallwheel · 2019-11-13T16:33:00+00:00

OMG Tyrone did it again! And left no traces!

There's no doubt...Tyrone disappeared.

yunglay-lay · 2019-11-13T22:48:43+00:00

Oh god she’s one of those black girls that go around and yell “black men ain’t shit”

Chaos_667 · 2019-11-14T02:17:55+00:00

I can smell the STD's from here.

album1 · 2019-11-13T15:16:31+00:00

🎶 I’m in London got my beat from London 🎶

anicebigrodforyou · 2019-11-13T15:58:48+00:00

disgusting

PhoenixRising-MGTOW · 2019-11-13T19:55:55+00:00

18??? She’s looking more like 28

BluePillCypher · 2019-11-13T20:42:49+00:00

Chick logic: "My sexually inviting stance means I'm not looking for hookups."

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2019-11-13T16:08:45+00:00

Racist black woman. Lawl.

Jake-from-state_farm · 2019-11-13T16:46:42+00:00

No thanks. I’m not into beastiality

Handmade_Hero · 2019-11-13T18:45:20+00:00

Always with awful tattoos. Why?

ppeater6969 · 2019-11-13T19:31:26+00:00

Only thing she has to offer is a additude and ghetto black pussy

rebelauthor · 2019-11-13T19:32:35+00:00

You don't get a white man. You get a 5'4 telemarketer from India who moonlights as a clown at the same traveling circus that you work at.

Zuperman- · 2019-11-13T19:35:45+00:00

Yeah that outfit screams I'M RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL

FirmFirefighter · 2019-11-13T19:51:00+00:00

Behold what heavenly beauty is this before my eyes! A present sent from above (with free foetus hanging out between its legs as a bonus).

FoxIslander · 2019-11-13T17:24:44+00:00

...I'd swipe left just for the TRYNAs

bk6830 · 2019-11-13T17:48:06+00:00

Guys! You want to dramatically improve your life? Bring in it an already pregnant over tattooed ratchet. Satisfaction guaranteed. xD

azurianlight · 2019-11-13T23:11:18+00:00

She is after your credit fellas don't let her anywhere near it!!

Sazidunywa · 2019-11-14T09:46:15+00:00

This here gentlemen...

We call this a "Thot" 😅😅

A "slay queen" ,

looking for an "economically sound white dude who can be sexually manipulated by her into the ✌🏾taboo-ish✌🏾 & "fetishised" nature that is interracial relationships... Without realising her intentions to have you sign your assets over to her (in the name of marriage) and get fucked.. the same way she made you think she wants you to fuck her"...

Wow🤣🤣

The world becomes a place of beautiful wonder for the man who realises that all that most women have to offer is limited to sexuality.

Stay sharp Gentlemen.

JohnnyRock82 · 2019-11-13T17:25:19+00:00

Issa trap

Bigstantheman · 2019-11-13T19:34:54+00:00

What a good day to be black!

Domebeers · 2019-11-13T21:18:38+00:00

just say no to vibrancy

armoredcore48 · 2019-11-13T22:09:57+00:00

Slag

Bobolink911 · 2019-11-13T22:35:55+00:00

These whores are seriously something else.

RRFdev · 2019-11-14T00:48:33+00:00

Still posting her slut pics during her slutty days, even when now she is a fatty with a baby belly.

Thetrvler · 2019-11-14T07:45:24+00:00

I love how pathetic US women are.

tegs98 · 2019-11-14T12:47:58+00:00

This is why i gave up on relationships with anyone except my car

BobCharlieee · 2019-11-15T18:16:23+00:00

Why do girls think posing like this is attractive? Every time i see it all i can do is smell ass in my head

Natuasi · 2019-11-13T14:57:18+00:00

Ok. Where all ma’ white homies at! Time for y’all to shine! Lol.

cenaluc · 2019-11-13T17:14:55+00:00

Just another used whore, nothing new on the market.

vampyreking666 · 2019-11-13T18:42:46+00:00

Looks like ghetto trash - lots of tattoos, dyed hair... yup it's a ghetto thot

twoshovels · 2019-11-13T19:19:51+00:00

As opposed to what? Bad WHITE men?

leredditbugman · 2019-11-13T19:42:47+00:00

At least she learned her lesson, not sure what kind of white guys going to take her up on it though.

DJCHERNOBYL · 2019-11-13T20:38:43+00:00

Why did all the black dudes leave

Drayelya · 2019-11-13T22:33:53+00:00

Hey I like chocolate but, I’m not about simp to have some I’ll never eat. Just saying. A booty pic isn’t going to attract her “ideal” many anyway. Just thirsty neck beard soy drinkers and single momma to be is going to run off any of the sane decent types.

blakzaire · 2019-11-13T23:18:13+00:00

This dont even sound real. I call bullshit.

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2019-11-14T00:05:42+00:00

Oh look, a baaaaaaad bitch. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

AKAJ22 · 2019-11-14T00:31:08+00:00

Is this for real? This is Embarrassing lol.

ducaati · 2019-11-14T00:47:16+00:00

Me, myself, and Irene. Someone else already “freed willy “ on her. Helllll no!

Jarin01 · 2019-11-14T01:13:37+00:00

Low quality bait.

WanderingCapybara · 2019-11-14T03:49:19+00:00

Pregnant at 18 and all those stupid emojis, wow

Hektik352 · 2019-11-14T11:07:18+00:00

I would think she is going to put you down as the father. Not the biological father because she isn't going to get a dime off him.

SirKolbath · 2019-11-16T00:24:28+00:00

Don't like me!

Can do!

lux_7 · 2019-11-16T08:19:07+00:00

LOL I hope you liked her? :D

hittincervix · 2019-11-16T17:27:49+00:00

I keep looking in the dictionary for "tryna"...its not there.

getfuckedrogerstone · 2019-11-30T02:40:06+00:00

Dear god. I looked at this, went and checked out the sub description and... they are the same thing. Checks every box.

I fucking hate the modern dating scene

NickTesla2018 · 2019-11-13T14:43:22+00:00

1) God loves a working man.

2) See a doctor and get rid of it.

3) Don't trust whitey.

ghettogherkin · 2019-11-13T17:26:37+00:00

She has 77% battery which means she is organised and plans for the future. I'm gonna take my chances.

Title	Only good WHITE men
Author	CosbySauce
Upvotes	696
Comments	277
Date	November 13, 2019 1:08 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dvrioz/only_good_white_men/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/only-good-white-men.343408 https://theredarchive.com/post/343408

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