(Resubmission) This classy lady’s answer when asked to describe her ideal man.

Scourmont · 2021-03-17T21:48:47+00:00

And all her laundry list of demands are out the window if he can lick the v like a champion.

kidruhil · 2021-03-17T23:21:33+00:00

That's a man, baby

Pimp87 · 2021-03-17T21:54:46+00:00

The picture on the right is for the nice guy, the picture on the left is for the bad boy. Make no mistake about it. Dual mating strategy depicted here. I’m the kind of guy who always get left, and say “to hell with the right picture” 😏

Rob141414 · 2021-03-17T21:55:01+00:00

3am booty call.....

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-03-17T22:11:09+00:00

Assuming her age is 30+, if she got pregnant, she's definitely keeping it! Wall bangers are always freaky. It's to trap you with sex then get you to commit.

Magicus1 · 2021-03-17T23:17:52+00:00

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goldencooler77 · 2021-03-18T00:31:42+00:00

Looks like the kind of lemon that some guys awkwardly lose their virginity to. I bet she has “that personality” of drinking whiskey, a raspy voice and either rock chick or country girl. She’ll be more masculine than you are expecting and don’t be surprised if she’s a touch of a domme. But this is the cheap cut of meat you bring home in a dry spell or introduce to your awkward little brother or cousin so he gets some ass. Not long term material. Ever.

galoluscus · 2021-03-17T22:45:07+00:00

Isn’t that the sign of a lesbian, that she is making?

megacondenser · 2021-03-18T01:46:19+00:00

she looks kinda smelly

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-17T21:54:11+00:00

Yeah...even with the photo...still a 'no' for me

Considered_Dissent · 2021-03-18T04:47:49+00:00

Look at how tight that shirt is tucked in - helps to overemphasise her mediocre at best tits and ribcage; but Im also guessing that more belly than you'd expect would be revealed by undoing that tight belt.

2021-03-18T02:27:15+00:00

Is it just me or does this chick look like a man?

Mister_McDerp · 2021-03-18T10:54:46+00:00

I've recently learned what a butterface is!

No particular reason why I mention this here tho!

Sam_ytbfff · 2021-03-17T23:29:38+00:00

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE FACE TILL THE 5TH TIME 😭

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-03-18T12:22:42+00:00

Her body is okay at best. You can tell she is sucking it in and has some pretty broad shoulders.

Rock1589 · 2021-03-18T13:45:36+00:00

I take care of my body

She has a nose ring

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-03-17T23:33:03+00:00

I didn't even pass the first test. What prize did I lose?

DSP-Throwaway · 2021-03-18T14:20:18+00:00

I take care of my body

She looks like she regularly has whiskey and cigarettes, not to mention she looks to be about one hoagie away from busting that belt. Trust me: I know a fat chick (or soon to be fatter chick) when I see one. Puffy arms and cheeks are the best giveaway.

Martellus732 · 2021-03-18T03:20:08+00:00

Sign up, if you're looking to get throat cancer and herpes.

YesIamAJerkButRight · 2021-03-18T08:15:43+00:00

Thousand-cock stare

usehername6969 · 2021-03-18T11:11:44+00:00

That face is FUGLY

Aldabruzzo · 2021-03-18T18:06:19+00:00

Some women are just gross.

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-03-18T20:25:29+00:00

She should have thought about that list back in her prime

Gaiinahat · 2021-03-18T21:22:19+00:00

What was that Woody Harrelson movie where he owed the little old landlady 2 months rent?

ClutchNes · 2021-03-19T05:53:28+00:00

Fallout 5 ghouls looking good

Andrew-Mueller · 2021-03-19T19:51:58+00:00

I've got $100 that says her "top" is a teddy with a snap-out crotch.

Mista_Nasty · 2021-03-18T15:38:36+00:00

Well her face is busted, but at least she's not a land whale with those demands.

something_about_ · 2021-03-28T19:56:10+00:00

God so much war paint on her face, its like if you put her head on someones else’s body

Magicus1 · 2021-03-18T00:02:59+00:00

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goodmansaysfuckyou · 2021-03-18T14:15:40+00:00

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Title	(Resubmission) This classy lady’s answer when asked to describe her ideal man.
Author	Magicus1
Upvotes	226
Comments	80
Date	March 17, 2021 9:38 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/m7be7x/resubmission_this_classy_ladys_answer_when_asked/
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