Sounds about right..

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-11-06T21:54:39+00:00

People will tell you it’s right wing propaganda, but during my brief time as a social worker, I absolutely had women tell me they got pregnant because: 1. A baby was their best shot and trapping the guy 2. I just had to have him, there was no time for condoms 3. I wanted a child with (insert hair texture, eye color etc) 4. I knew Jayden, Hayden, Traden etc would be so cute if he took after his father. 4. It would get on the list for a HUD voucher.

Ishabaka · 2020-11-06T19:01:47+00:00

She "fell pregnant".

fuzzy_brb · 2020-11-06T19:50:58+00:00

She has 99% of contraceptives/birth control/plan b available to her while men have just 1 but it's always the man's fault for unwanted or oops pregnancies.

pablosito · 2020-11-06T21:30:27+00:00

“Baby daddy is a dead beat and left me with his child which he told me from the beginning he wanted nothing to do with and now none of these other men, excuse me, boys! Can handle a strong independent single mother who would cheat on them and leave them the minute baby daddy showed interest not to mention they’re not okay taking on all the responsibility of being a father while i grant them 0% authority to be one. WAATGM”

mustangfrank · 2020-11-06T21:53:58+00:00

She: What more is there to a relationship other than height?

Me: How about respect, love, caring, compatibility, common interests, respect, just to name a few.

She: Did I say he was 6'2"?

Me: Did I say he does not give a shit about you?

She: Did I say he was 6'2"?

Me: Did I say he does not give a shit about you? (repeat forever.)

EastEndMontrealer1 · 2020-11-06T22:56:37+00:00

The difficult choice women have to make for a father for their children

A) Name: Billy Smith Height: 5'10 Looks: 3 Tattoos: No Criminal Record: No Personality: Nice, Respectful, Intelligence: High Future Salary: ~95,000$/year

B) Name: Chad Bozeman Height: 6'6 Looks: 8 Tattoos: Yes Criminal Record: Yes, quite a large one Personality: Disrespectful, abusive Intelligence: Low (like a caveman could beat him at a spelling bee) Future Salary: Depending on what he's doing that week

Guess which one most girls choose?

RedditAdminsRCunts00 · 2020-11-06T23:08:11+00:00

its because of trash like this that the world is in such a poor state, remember folks these people are the gatekeepers of the next generation and because of their piss poor decisions and judgement they are raising/breeding a new neglected generation of delinquents.

single mothers end up raising trash, as they are trash themselves.

withrowsprings · 2020-11-06T23:33:37+00:00

Accidentally pregnant = when women walking naked fell on to the chad dick.

Something is up in the air. Your legs honey...

SeriousMannequin · 2020-11-07T02:03:29+00:00

I once read a book says there is some primal, instinctual drive in women that triggers them to mate with those fellows and there is nothing they will do/want to do to stop it.

I now see that it is true.

Needless to say, that was the last book I read on these topics.

pdiggs1500 · 2020-11-07T00:46:24+00:00

But I can change him

...he changes

I dunno, I gonna bang his friend, and get some sweet ol' child support

iwanttheblanketback · 2020-11-06T22:22:46+00:00

And he is confidant and masculine.

Armorzilla · 2020-11-06T23:49:38+00:00

Hey don't do us 6 foot tall bearded men like that :(

Considered_Dissent · 2020-11-07T02:43:28+00:00

So i stopped taking the pill and poked holes in the condoms...

next thing i knew, i was pregnant!

BluepillProfessor · 2020-11-07T14:44:53+00:00

Is this a 'how to' list of directions or something?

Step 1: Don't work hard.

Step 2: Disrespect her constantly.

Step 3: Smash multiple creampies into her quim.

Step 4: Run like a brother dodging de patterrollers

NosniboR_Tommy · 2020-11-09T01:37:21+00:00

She fished the condom out of the waste paper basket and drained it into her vagina whilst propped up at 45 degrees of the bed, stayed in that position for three hours

rahsoft · 2020-11-07T12:28:08+00:00

is this one of the multitude of Kardashians?

sorry, I don't watch a lot of tv anymore( too busy with life and work)

Cissnowflake · 2020-11-07T12:49:18+00:00

Don’t forget he has tattoos!

2020-11-08T05:32:01+00:00

You can thank the welfare state for this.

Acenator17 · 2020-11-09T06:17:43+00:00

Wait, beards are a plus now?

yuvrajsama · 2020-11-10T20:53:27+00:00

is this meme is real or just a joke oh wait it is sarcasm

Title	Sounds about right..
Author	killer_tunes
Upvotes	966
Comments	66
Date	November 6, 2020 6:38 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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