The irony.

VictxrSenpai · 2019-03-03T12:32:45+00:00

Fathers, raise your goddamn daughters

warlocc_ · 2019-03-03T12:15:25+00:00

"Here's a picture of my tits, that's how I show I'm looking for conversation."

sixfootfish · 2019-03-03T12:04:04+00:00

Translation: Gets drunk with Chad, changes her mind on all of the above.

coagulated_cumquats · 2019-03-03T13:46:47+00:00

I do not want to date you or fuck you

There's a difference? I thought the modern thot already used 'date' to mean getting dicked down. I suppose it can have various meanings based on who she is referring to when she says it -

'Date' with chad - a fuck
'Dating' chad - fucking chad on a regular basis
'Date' with billy beta - He buys me dinner and drinks, hopefully even a ticket to some expensive event, definitely no fucking
'Dating' billy beta - He pays all my bills, buys me dinner and drinks and food and gifts and tickets to expensive events on a regular basis, as little fucking as possible apart from just enough starfish sex and bad bj's to keep him hooked. And fucking chad on the side

UselessYetUnrefined · 2019-03-03T18:15:27+00:00

Anyone who brings up fucking in their profile is down to fuck.

KhajiitFL · 2019-03-03T12:33:54+00:00

Why is she using zeroes instead of capital Os?

Needlecrash · 2019-03-03T17:56:58+00:00

I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU.

Says "Let's get drunk" with the titties out.

I guess we're fucking. :)

ChiTownBob · 2019-03-03T17:38:56+00:00

>I DO NOT WANT TO DATE YOU OR FUCK YOU

but wears clothes that trigger the sexual impulse.

But wants to get drunk which means inhibitions are decreased to zero.

I can't hear what you're saying, your actions are screaming too loud.

bobbawawa · 2019-03-03T12:34:44+00:00

Obvious troll including obvious race-bait.

[deleted] · 2019-03-03T19:50:17+00:00

Massive shit test.

The whole "I do not want to date you or fuck you" is designed to weed out the nonhackers and the pussies and the beta bitchbois and the 22 year old guys who jerk it 10 times a day to porn and couldn't get it up with a real girl to save their lives. And you real men know that.

You real men know that if I'm feeling you, or I need some validation, or you're hot, or if I'm just bored, i will be totally down for some rip roaring shake the plaster off the walls sexytimes. You know that because I'm putting this pic of my tits on this OLD page, and because I'm talking about getting drunk and "laughing". So if you buy me a few drinks, chit chat me up, and I think you're hot enough, I will totally fuck you.

I am totally down for sex. Just not with the pussyboys and soyboys and bitchbois and whiny mama's boys. You come showing me some real swagga and strength, it's game motherfuckin' ON, baby.

W00gy · 2019-03-03T14:43:58+00:00

"Beauty Advisor". Yup, keeping the gears of the world turnin.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-03T13:04:14+00:00

She must be a terrible "beauty advisor" if she won't put her face in her selfie...

CfromCA · 2019-03-03T14:19:18+00:00

Paging Mr. Emotional Tampon..

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-03T15:30:21+00:00

Talk to the titties!

Damn shame when she got drunk and accidentally fell on Chad's dong.

I'd rather talk to an orange road cone that deal with that mess.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-03T20:31:42+00:00

Translation:

My BFF and I are having a cat fight right now. She is currently fucking Chad that i was fucking last weekend.

I need some neutered guy with a job to buy me drinks and let me bitch endlessly. Beware--I can't write a good profile so my conversation is going to suck too.

NetherIndy · 2019-03-03T14:39:34+00:00

"Beauty advisor" (and we just had another one yesterday) == MLM. Basically, too many issues, too much drama and attitude to manage to hold down a job as a waitress or gas station attendant. So, literally all she has is Avon/Arbonne/Younique.

ricstone100 · 2019-03-03T14:55:38+00:00

Your breasts must be excellent at conversing!

Ipride362 · 2019-03-03T15:57:15+00:00

I have questions

Not_My_Real_Acct_ · 2019-03-03T18:02:00+00:00

Seems like an effective strategy to me. She's basically sending mixed messages:

I have great tits
I won't sleep with you, or anyone

Same idea as a man who flaunts his wealth, then tells women that they can't have any of it because he doesn't want to settle down. Makes women insane, because they think they can change his mind.

Kirby_gud_succ · 2019-03-03T18:55:27+00:00

Why do they all say they don't want hookups? They clearly do when they have tit pics

XxxFigureingxxX · 2019-03-03T19:47:41+00:00

How long has she been 29 for?

loneliness-inc · 2019-03-03T21:55:28+00:00

I DON'T WANT TO DATE OR FUCK YOU. Not now, not ever.

Let's get drunk.

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

I wonder what will happen when you get drunk with a man 🤔

I'm a heartbroken little Jew

It's Jewess for a woman. This is what happens when you abandon the ways of the holy Torah and adopt the slutty ways of what's popular on the street - you suffer the same consequences for the same stupid choices as those who are popular on the streets.

Lizard_000 · 2019-03-03T23:29:11+00:00

Translation: looking for some food and drinks.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-03-05T02:03:36+00:00

Irony? This is borderline schizophrenia. Read it two or three times, and tell me that she sounds normal and healthy. Think about the subtext to every single statement. One does not need to be an expert in reading between the lines to decipher this one.

oh_no_aliens · 2019-03-05T21:14:53+00:00

Bitch Fiona

bitch lasagna.

GlobalAsshat · 2019-03-07T13:38:31+00:00

This description is designed for the provider males and weak men. She will still be fucking the bad boys...she can't help herself, its wired into her DNA. Never listen to what a woman says...look at their actions.

vivab0rg · 2019-03-03T15:55:05+00:00

No Deal!

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-03T21:54:45+00:00

Would she date a white nationalist who is a Chad though? Just curious.

[deleted] · 2019-03-04T04:26:07+00:00

wathon2 · 2019-03-04T06:31:19+00:00

29, she had already fucked half the Chads and Tyrones in the city.

But now she wants a good man to treat her like virgin Mary.

arisasam · 2019-03-03T15:32:05+00:00

[redacted]

Wardamntoucan · 2019-03-03T19:28:32+00:00

Do not trust Jewish women. Period.

alphanumerico · 2019-03-03T15:20:19+00:00

what the fuck are yall being deadass in this sub

yall a bunch of crazy crackers lmao

Title	The irony.
Author	EarlyEndTimes
Upvotes	145
Comments	81
Date	March 3, 2019 6:19 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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