♫♪ Traditionnnnnn... tradition! .... Tradition! ♪♫

Carquetta · 2024-07-19T14:31:15+00:00

I have a traditional lifestyle [sic] even though I'm an alternative girl

These two things are foundationally incompatible and mutually exclusive.

Funnily enough, this is also the exact same complete contradiction shown in her picture. She is desperately trying to appear "happy" or "quirky" or "fun-loving," but the best she can muster is some sort of psychotic fear grimace with crazy eyes.

She's also trying her hardest to hide her collarbone (or lack thereof), which tells you she's fat fat fat

This is a person devoid of substance who is fundamentally defective. Avoid at all costs.

Neptune-1984 · 2024-07-19T15:25:06+00:00

Zoomer women with bull rings in their noses....not even once!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2024-07-19T13:51:50+00:00

For the younger dudes who might not have seen the musical... and in "To Life," Tevye turns out to be a total party animal.

brianmcg321 · 2024-07-19T18:07:37+00:00

Wow, she loves food! That’s a rarity.

So let me ask the class: That combined with closeup pic of face only = ?

Anyone care to guess?

RedMeatTrinket · 2024-07-19T17:51:06+00:00

The look in her eyes says, "RUN!!!"

Joaquino7997 · 2024-07-19T15:04:15+00:00

Yeah...no.

Not going down this rabbit hole.

Swipe left and leave Alice in Wonderland.

Neptune-1984 · 2024-07-19T15:11:47+00:00

Looking for men-women 19-99 and she's 19.......Is this from a sugar daddy - sugar mommy website or are there far more prospective sugar babies on dating sites now?

InevitableOwl1 · 2024-07-19T18:11:30+00:00

Seems pretty clear that by “traditional” she means “man pays for everything”. But she doesn’t qualify for that for the long term

Valuable_Following_2 · 2024-07-19T18:54:32+00:00

"Look at me, I'm a traditional woman!"

Are you a virgin?

DragonFromFurther · 2024-07-19T17:56:36+00:00

A True Horror Story ! [ The Profile Picture ] (!)

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2024-07-20T07:54:47+00:00

I'll be the princess if you'll be my king

Fine. I'll marry you off to France to improve the diplomatic relations.

gabriel-kornilov · 2024-07-19T20:26:51+00:00

Holy sh!t! She looks like a gothic, female version of the Joker!

EfficientSimplicity · 2024-07-19T22:41:38+00:00

She just means traditionally ran through

DrDog09 · 2024-07-22T00:14:59+00:00

I am old, I thought Goth scene died back in the 2000's. Regardless, nose rings are a turn off. Pass.

Lopsi6789 · 2024-07-23T11:09:45+00:00

"Traditional lifestyle" aka lay on my ass and do the bare minimum for the maximum return

NotARussianBot1984 · 2024-07-20T03:59:24+00:00

I see no issues. Young, no kids, healthy.

Ya she's alternative looking, but acting traditional, sounds fine to me

Title	♫♪ Traditionnnnnn... tradition! .... Tradition! ♪♫
Author	Land_of_the_Losers
Upvotes	52
Comments	27
Date	July 19, 2024 1:49 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/1e7477w/traditionnnnnn_tradition_tradition/
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