What a Catch, I'm really missing out

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-26T18:09:02+00:00

I’d never fully appreciated how much that Marilyn Monroe (attributed) quote is just outrageous shaming language. It basically shames men for having standard

And let’s leave aside that the person who apparently said it was the most desired woman in the world at the time. It does not apply to the average woman on tinder!

ekudram · 2020-12-26T18:12:08+00:00

I used to love crazy bitches.

Then one day I wondered why all I found where crazy bitches.
I finally realized they where all crazy bitches.
I left the plantation for the last time that day.
15 years clean of crazy bitches.

Never going back.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-26T18:18:36+00:00

I have a bunch of mental illnesses so if you can't handle that swipe left.

Once again, we have another example of women's "if you can't handle" manipulative bullshit. 99% of the time, if a woman is saying that to you, she is trying to insult your manhood to manipulate you into serving her wants and needs.

A woman says that shit to you, the only rational response is to leave.

don't judge me before you get to know me

I know enough to know that I don't want to know more.

Lameador · 2020-12-26T18:08:15+00:00

She’s an honest one. I mean honestly she is a 1.

And yet she’ll still get some dates

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-12-26T18:30:16+00:00

“I have 100% no responsibility and no redeeming qualities. Lovvvvve meeeee”

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-12-26T19:04:19+00:00

She's talking like we should feel blessed to be with a tantrum throwing adult. That's rich.

DickVonPounDatSnatch · 2020-12-26T19:08:31+00:00

"I have a bunch of mental illnesses", so you'll either be doped up on anti-psychotics or a complete nutjob. In what world would anyone swipe right on this?

ransay3277 · 2020-12-26T18:20:19+00:00

I see rabbits boiling on the kitchen stove.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2020-12-26T19:27:05+00:00

Even if I could handle her at her worst, why would i choose to do so? The differential between her worst and best doesn’t seem to be much.

x-typo · 2020-12-26T19:07:37+00:00

daddy issue alert!

2020-12-26T19:36:08+00:00

If you can’t love me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best... This saying needs to die! I won’t date a homeless drug addict who is currently pregnant, crazy, and has 20 cats. That would be an example of a persons worst, the saying is also emasculating telling a man “you shouldn’t have a choice in who you date I don’t need to put effort for a MAN I’m perfect!” It’s funny they would even think there is a best out of a person like that it’s not even a guarantee that there will be a best it’s actually extremely unlikely.

khillik · 2020-12-26T20:24:54+00:00

I worked in a psychiatric facility for about a year or so. This makes me think she got her phone past some staff that didn't care & is getting her beta ready upon release, so she'll have another place to go without the "judgement" of her father & emotionally abuse her kid in peace. I might be reaching, just saw it too many times while working there.

epbsbs12 · 2020-12-26T23:45:39+00:00

Don't forget lads, she knows how to treat a man right...

BlackBikerchick · 2020-12-26T22:34:56+00:00

Maybe just... Swipe left?

withrowsprings · 2020-12-26T22:17:06+00:00

If the judge let the kid stay with dad, the mental illness is true.

nitro-666 · 2020-12-26T19:44:14+00:00

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g00p2 · 2020-12-26T21:08:52+00:00

It dident ever occur to her to sort through her issues before dating?

2020-12-27T01:30:46+00:00

More red flags than a Chinese parade!

silverstonethethird · 2020-12-27T04:25:21+00:00

I always love the "if you can't love me/handle me at my worst you don't deserve my best" bull crap. I always say "If you didn't want me in your prime I don't want you in your decline"

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2020-12-26T23:25:21+00:00

They really need to keep cell phones away from the patients in mental institutions.

Ivan_The_Reddish · 2020-12-27T05:31:04+00:00

Also my son is with my dad

Are we still doing phrasing?

tthisisalljustatestt · 2020-12-27T02:49:33+00:00

Everytime I see that quote I wish I had a time machine so I could thot patrol Marilyn MonHOE when that shit sentence of linguistical vomit was about to come out of her mouth.

Sercant · 2020-12-27T03:40:18+00:00

I'm 25 and I dont have my shit together, or mental illnesses. How fucking dare someone try to drag another person into that mix, honestly.

th3r3dpill · 2020-12-27T16:17:01+00:00

Anyone else absolute hate that last line?

f you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve my best

What makes these broads think their "best" is so desirable?

Divine-Nemesis · 2020-12-29T14:57:02+00:00

I have a bunch of mental illnesses so if you can handle , swipe left. Ugh.......okay If you can’t love me at my worst then you you don’t deserve me at my best

Love? Bitch I don’t even know you. That was just a reassurance that within two weeks she (and probably her kids) Love you and think y’all should move in and get joint back accounts. Don’t worry, she’s still looking for a job. It’s been ten years but hey, she’s still looking

SnoooSnoo · 2020-12-27T04:46:27+00:00

Please Jebus help the poor fools to see the light and not respond to this Tinder wreck. Help them see that they will probably end up in handcuffs or worse physical injured. Amen.

DoTheSnoopyDance · 2020-12-27T08:08:51+00:00

Says every woman who will drop a man at the first sign of any setback.

lil_did_she_know · 2020-12-27T09:14:19+00:00

It’s funny that she mentioned what she’s going to bring to the table. Goes immediately after 20.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-12-27T17:30:07+00:00

Without the last quote this would be inappropriate for this forum. She actually lists what she brings to the table! She knows how to treat a man right!!!!! This should be rewarded and puts her way ahead of most profiles we see! I will take this mentally ill girl who treats her man right over 10,000 empowered bitches.

kokofiki · 2020-12-28T01:56:43+00:00

"if you cant love me..yadada adad adad"

This is outrageous, only due to the fact that EVERY hoe is using this SAME, NPC quote.

women are NOT the better sex. They are dumb, mind controlled lemmings.

Snoo33176 · 2020-12-28T02:05:28+00:00

When a person has a collection of psychiatric diagnoses, it almost always means their real problem is a personality disorder.

silver_zepher · 2020-12-28T07:09:14+00:00

"If YoU cAnT hAnDlE mE aT mY wOrST"

Listen, I know better than to get tickets to titanic 2 electric boogaloo's maiden voyage.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-12-28T16:37:24+00:00

20 years old and already fucked up. Is a nut, and has a kid.

The-Real-Ivivik · 2020-12-29T10:27:49+00:00

Imagine being the father having to raise your daughters son because she can’t stop riding the CC

2020-12-29T18:39:43+00:00

all those character flaws and she has an enlarged heart!?!?

Doesn't sound too good for her.

MEH_DECK · 2021-01-03T19:14:03+00:00

If your worst hit you at 20fckn years old GIRL... Wait till you become a woman of 40 that shits gonna make u tango lol

anonymouse604 · 2021-01-06T16:53:25+00:00

I’m a mentally ill single mom. Here are my demands:

nobody2765 · 2021-01-07T12:55:31+00:00

She is honest about who she is.
Basically she is putting a sign up saying enter at your own risk
If your stupid enough to enter and put your dick in crazy dont feel sorry for you.

Wish more people were honest like this. Make my life easier.

Title	What a Catch, I'm really missing out
Author	g00p2
Upvotes	248
Comments	64
Date	December 26, 2020 5:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/kkmbpq/what_a_catch_im_really_missing_out/
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daddy issue alert!