What does this even mean? What single cell brained language is this?

Vindaloo-brication · 2020-07-02T10:52:13+00:00

I'm literally speechless. How did she manage to graduate high school if she's got worse English than a 7 year old.

DecimatingTheDeceit · 2020-07-02T11:25:56+00:00

Its called Th0t-Speech -- That is the foul communication method that is talked by biohazardous [Females] that has minimum 3 flesh eating std/s

SmileBender · 2020-07-02T10:50:57+00:00

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capt_sasuke · 2020-07-02T12:55:39+00:00

People like this should not be allowed to breed. She clearly has the mental capacity of a 7 year old. She's taken but is on a dating site looking for friends? What is with all the emojis?

You know what. I'll add a couple of my own that explains everything. I forgot that we live in a...

🤡🌎

Dean_Clean · 2020-07-02T14:30:11+00:00

It means she's off her meds and still had access to her phone.

I remember years ago, at work, we got a company wide email of word-salad (which is what this is - you can look it up) from a woman much like this where she also proclaimed her love for one of the Vice Presidents and also went on some tangents about supernatural experiences with auras and peoples' energy fields. I screenshot that shit before I knew I.T. would delete it. Turns out that she was rolled out of the office on a stretcher and put into an ambulance because she had gone off all of her psych meds cold turkey and decompensated quickly. This OLD and that email are alot alike. Beware of WORD-SALAD.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-07-02T15:05:38+00:00

This is the disordered thought patterns of a woman unhinged from male logic and authority. Her writings are just like her brain- a string of unconnected, fleeting emotions with nothing to anchor them.

Men used to serve that purpose. Now, not so much- and the result is unhinged lunacy.

ninjathief97 · 2020-07-02T11:30:21+00:00

Sorry I don't speak smooth brain

window_licker84 · 2020-07-02T11:50:32+00:00

The more emojis, the less intelligence.

Calloway70 · 2020-07-02T13:10:14+00:00

Hypergamy in action, Gents. She’s “taken” which is plausible deniability in case her guy sees this. Which is also why she says she’s just looking for friends. But if she finds a “better” guy, she will dump her taken guy in a heartbeat. When women say “We started as friends”, this is what they mean.

Breaking_the_beta · 2020-07-02T12:14:14+00:00

This belongs in r_ihadastroke

i_hate_mayonnaise · 2020-07-02T15:45:54+00:00

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leartistoflife · 2020-07-02T11:52:51+00:00

Wtf. How old is she? 6?

Autisticus · 2020-07-02T13:13:42+00:00

This is a UK woman? Right op? My sniffer is tingling

Scourmont · 2020-07-03T10:48:51+00:00

Ok so let me break this down. She says relationship status taken then proceeds to bash her ex who missed some opportunity yada yada yada. So she's taken because no matter how much she hates on him she still wants him.

Why is it women break up and immediately start dating again? Then they complain about men being unavailable. Women are so damaged these days.

CSM_Pepper · 2020-07-02T11:28:20+00:00

Genuine relashionshps only --- Meh, too BDSM for me.

Everybody wants it. ... it all starts with you --- im14andthisisdeep

expendablekerosene · 2020-07-02T12:50:29+00:00

C'mon y'all! Can't you see this young lady is a savant? This manifesto is her Henry Miller'esque stream of consciousness.

SwinginPastMyKnees_ · 2020-07-02T13:08:07+00:00

She wants to make herself feel superior by adding some orbiters to her life.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-07-02T14:21:28+00:00

Even brilliant minds from Bletchley Park wouldn't be able to decipher her thot language

ransay3277 · 2020-07-02T14:41:38+00:00

Open mouth. Insert gun.

TheDongerneedfood81 · 2020-07-02T16:04:33+00:00

I don't know what happening here!

jmpires · 2020-07-02T16:50:36+00:00

Enough reddit for today, and enough brain damage for 2020.

teh_pope82 · 2020-07-02T20:32:28+00:00

Thot Hieroglyphics

areyes1118 · 2020-07-02T14:02:33+00:00

🤷🏽‍♂️???????????????

One-Move · 2020-07-02T14:54:30+00:00

ReLASHionship, sounds kinky

Jake4523 · 2020-07-02T16:08:07+00:00

Firstly I want to know how some of you guys find these, like jesus is she illiterate? (sorry that's obvious) Secondly who would honestly want to be with someone like this? Honestly, even Jesus would say "Hell no"

Terrorinthecity1 · 2020-07-02T16:11:05+00:00

I swear they try so hard to be special, eccentric. Ironically, they are all the same because of that

CDBaller · 2020-07-02T16:28:19+00:00

Wait...it seems to be using...WORDS of some kind!

mustangfrank · 2020-07-02T17:07:06+00:00

I wish I could speak idiot, so I would know what she said. I think I got about ½ of what she was writing about. But I really don’t care.

TheRabid · 2020-07-02T17:13:32+00:00

Have some sympathy! She's clearly having a stroke and needs medical attention. /s :D

Bronzeraptor · 2020-07-02T18:04:28+00:00

We are all dumber for having read this. I award you no points and may God have mercy on her so.

spaghetti_hitchens · 2020-07-02T18:48:51+00:00

Did I just become dumber?

alivezombie23 · 2020-07-02T19:22:11+00:00

Girls in India have profiles like these. I'm reasonably sure that she's an Indian.

CreflowDollars · 2020-07-02T20:33:36+00:00

Pretty sure this is an extremely poorly written ad by a woman trying to be a sugar baby but I cant risk any more brain cells trying to figure it out

I-am-the-lul · 2020-07-02T20:56:53+00:00

Can you identify what drug she was one when she wrote this profile?

kitkatkickass · 2020-07-02T21:14:10+00:00

Her english is worse than mine and I am french.

brcn3 · 2020-07-02T21:20:42+00:00

She speaks the language of demons.

Sumfuc · 2020-07-02T21:37:59+00:00

Whore. There I solved her problem.

Joshilvock · 2020-07-02T22:27:18+00:00

this made my brain a slight bit more smooth

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2020-07-02T22:34:37+00:00

I have no idea what any of that means.

ali1278 · 2020-07-02T22:41:09+00:00

''Genuine relationships only''

..

''Mainly here for friends''

''NO HOOK UPS''

What does that even mean ?

2020-07-03T00:44:11+00:00

Profiles that sound like random phrases from a middle school year book are a red flag

Theorymeltfool1 · 2020-07-02T18:33:41+00:00

/u/SmileBender I bet she has a degree in TimeCube! 🤣🤣

Title	What does this even mean? What single cell brained language is this?
Author	SmileBender
Upvotes	395
Comments	72
Date	July 2, 2020 10:47 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hjut4o/what_does_this_even_mean_what_single_cell_brained/
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