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[–]Slygore107 points108 points109 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I can't even remotely guess what she actually looks like with all the filters
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[–]Waterprophet47Easily confused by facts20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Even if they slim the face and take it at an angle.
Even if you already know this, I'm posting it for the fellas that dont. If her pics only show from the neck up, shes a hippo I guarantee it.
And I can guarantee this fellas. Being a virgin is bad, sure. But its severely worse banging a fat whore with roast beef curtains and a stanky pussy a few times and not actually ever truly enjoying sex or the orgasn that you have to close your eyes to have.
Dont be like me...I dont care if you're 40
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[–]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Was that subreddit real? I would like to know more.
[–]AldabruzzoManage your own goddamn pain and life experience11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes it was. And at times it was vicious
accurate, but vicious
[–]Zinista2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat birds can hide an extra 70kg with an angled face pic, heavily zoomed in close-ups and or filters.
A general rule is if you're struggling to see a full body photo where she isn't hiding behind people or props then she is a Fatty.
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
4 kids by 23 is what makes this virgin run away very fast in the opposite direction lmao
Irresponsible crap person. Unfortunately the state will still take care of her fucked up ass and her kids who are screwed now.
[–]Waterprophet47Easily confused by facts17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One kid is already very low marriage market value, but multiple? Honey just buy the cats and give up now and save yourself the time
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If her pics only show from the neck up, shes a hippo I guarantee it.
Her admission of a slutty past definitely adds a lot of weight to her being fat. They fatter they are, the more likely they're gonna be bastard children mothers, fucked and chucked. They just CAN'T resist the urge to dog it raw with randos, just the same as how they can't resist the urge to wolf down junk food. They have absolutely no sense of self-restraint.
....it's like man, traditional societies fat-shame women for a REALLY good reason.
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can. She looks like choosing beggar and irresponsible person.
[–]-Acta-Non-Verba-1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat, for sure.
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can guess that it is spherical.
[–]Yuuzhan830 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shes fat as fuck my guy.
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[–]BurdenedChadJr. Hamster Analyst28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
ROFL.
I once saw a custody case play out where the guy failed to get full custody of his kid from an ex who was on drugs, dating a felon, and skipped a bunch of court dates.
[–]indrid_cold21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only reason my neighbor got his kid back was the ex and new bf OD'd in a car with the 4 yr old in the car. The bf died.
[–]ObsidianAdonis7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yikes.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Still going through hell...," but this whimsical filter should help you see past the train wreck that is my universe.
[–]CoolGuySauron3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Still going through hell
That means she is still trying to get the kids back and/or dealing with the circumstances that made her loose the custody battle (that was rigged in her favour).
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It also means she fucked up so badly, the courts who favor the mother refused to release those kids to her.
[–]MRMRisingr/marriagestrike Mod32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well that is a first, they usually take their selfie in the bathroom. This gal is creative, she took hers on the metro bus.
[–]NightGuy8[S] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn good eye, that’s gold and I didn’t even notice
[–]orchidelirious_me1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She could also be on a light rail train, based on the fact that the mirror above the rear door is on what appears to be the left side, unless she flipped the pic, or is in a country where people drive on the left side of the road. I was trying to guess her location based on this, as well as the “decor” of the vehicle (Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota, perchance?)
[–]Mick_DonaldsJr. Hamster Analyst26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Translation: I'm an absolute wreck of a human being that lost all my kids in court, which is EXTREMELY rare, meaning, I'm a lot worse of a human being than this shitty profile is leading on.
"I've been to hell and back": Probably a stint in prison, 100% this is drug related.
"Still going through hell at the moment": Probably still hooked, has likely been exiled and driven away her family and support network. Is probably a "chicken head" (being tasked with giving blowjobs on demand) to her dealers.
But what's most sad are the beta simps who will step up and actually give this trollop validation.
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
low value women are simp magnets.
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well after she steals all their money and property to feed her habit that'll be the only thing they have left to give her.
Never let a junky into your house unless you have stuff you want gone and are too lazy to hold a garage sale.
[–]AldabruzzoManage your own goddamn pain and life experience17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
u/Mick_Donalds wins the thread.
A single mom who does not have primary residential custody of her minor children is for one of the following: (1) she is so career oriented she didn't want them and thus lacks the feminine nurturing instinct you want to see a woman have; or more often, (2) she did something really, really, REALLY egregious that was either extremely illegal or endangered the children's physical safety.
Do you guys even realize what a woman has to do to lose custody of her kids? She practically has to be an active drug addict/alcoholic living in total squalor and who is unable to provide the most rudimentary basics for herself, or incarcerated. She has to be practically jobless, homeless, destitute, and mentally ill, all at the same time, to lose her kids.
And by homeless, I mean really homeless. I mean living in a minivan. By jobless and destitute, I mean that literally. I mean can't even get welfare/food stamps/EBT impoverished. I mean would have to beg borrow or steal for a Big Mac meal. I mean doesn't even have $5 to her name. By mentally ill, I mean "is an immediate danger to herself or others and needs immediate inpatient psychiatric treatment". If she's got it even 25% together, she'll get the kids.
[–]warlocc_5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? Ignoring the filters and everything else in the profile, when a woman doesn't have custody of her kids (but keeps having kids- 4!), it's absolutely the biggest red flag.
I figure she's probably a genocidal war criminal that's murdered millions that we've somehow never heard about.
[–]evergreen3510 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking stupid filter of shit on their face = psycho/instant left swipe.
[–]Old_snowboarder11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'Don't judge me' = please don't hold me accountable for my actions/decisions.
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can use that face on a cover of a horror video.
[–]dante-_vic8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea. ... I'm....uh.....im going to have to bow out let you guys have at this lovely lady. Cant say I never do nothing for you guys.
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check it out guys, a one way ticket to hell.
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So wait a sec, she doesn't have ANY of her four kids because of what?
I'm thinking a court order. She's probably fucking insane.
[–]Wide-Brick7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
23 years old....4 kids.....she DOESN'T have custody.....WOW
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, do I contact Child protective services or your parole officer to set up a date?
[–]DoubleGunzChippa5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*23
*4 kids
*"still going through hell" (prepackaged drama for your convenience)
*"Don't judge me"
Yikes
[–]drewc99Jr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine having that as your profile picture and being genuinely okay with it
[–]jannieseatmyass3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How the fuck does a woman lost custody of the kids? Even the shittiest mothers will get full custody as the father is expected to pay child support.
[–]Scourmont4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awww isn't that sweet, she liked you 🤣🤢🤮
Seriously this chick has more filters than a cigarette factory.
[–]b_a_d_r0b0t3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WTF
[–]jws7553 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
4 kids at 23, you have custody of none. Multiple filters, no idea what youd look like other than chunky in person.
And you take your photo on a bus.
Id say this is mental health/addiction issues and the ideal social distance between her and anyone is measured in kilometers.
What does she offer other than a basket case makeover project for some simp?
[–]StingRayFinsJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Been to hell and back but still going through hell"
"mom of 4"
It speaks for itself.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What, for the love of everything that is holy, is that thing?
[–]NightGuy8[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That is your future wife
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah! I don't wanna marry your mum. Look what you did to her.
[–]spaghetti_hitchens2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
23 years old and 4 kids. Her body is a clown car. I bet the last one strolled out, twirling a cane.
[–]rvail1361 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can you say "train wreck"?
[–]MC_Batsy1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've always had a personal policy when it comes to OLD: I will immediately swipe left when I see a photo filter. I don't care about looks, age, or any other contents of a profile. I will swipe left so fast, the next 10 proflies are going to be pulled to the left with it.
[–]Canisluous15581 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably one of the stupidest pictures ive ever seen. Cannot understand what makes these women think this is cute or attractive.
[–]Natty-Not-Guilty0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Judging in 4,3,2,1... Judged!
[–]Redhood616-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bet this girl browses FDS on the regular
[–]heyheyitsdatboi-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NOOOOOPE
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[–]Waterprophet47Easily confused by facts20 points21 points22 points (7 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]AldabruzzoManage your own goddamn pain and life experience11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Zinista2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Waterprophet47Easily confused by facts17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Yuuzhan830 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]BurdenedChadJr. Hamster Analyst28 points29 points30 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]indrid_cold21 points22 points23 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ObsidianAdonis7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast33 points34 points35 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CoolGuySauron3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MRMRisingr/marriagestrike Mod32 points33 points34 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]NightGuy8[S] 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]orchidelirious_me1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mick_DonaldsJr. Hamster Analyst26 points27 points28 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AldabruzzoManage your own goddamn pain and life experience17 points18 points19 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]warlocc_5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]evergreen3510 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Old_snowboarder11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]dante-_vic8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Wide-Brick7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]DoubleGunzChippa5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]drewc99Jr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Scourmont4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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