Yikes

Slygore · 2020-04-30T12:25:27+00:00

I can't even remotely guess what she actually looks like with all the filters

BurdenedChad · 2020-04-30T13:04:06+00:00

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sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-04-30T12:12:10+00:00

"Still going through hell...," but this whimsical filter should help you see past the train wreck that is my universe.

MRMRising · 2020-04-30T12:13:38+00:00

Well that is a first, they usually take their selfie in the bathroom. This gal is creative, she took hers on the metro bus.

Mick_Donalds · 2020-04-30T13:17:02+00:00

Translation: I'm an absolute wreck of a human being that lost all my kids in court, which is EXTREMELY rare, meaning, I'm a lot worse of a human being than this shitty profile is leading on.

"I've been to hell and back": Probably a stint in prison, 100% this is drug related.

"Still going through hell at the moment": Probably still hooked, has likely been exiled and driven away her family and support network. Is probably a "chicken head" (being tasked with giving blowjobs on demand) to her dealers.

But what's most sad are the beta simps who will step up and actually give this trollop validation.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-04-30T18:09:16+00:00

u/Mick_Donalds wins the thread.

A single mom who does not have primary residential custody of her minor children is for one of the following: (1) she is so career oriented she didn't want them and thus lacks the feminine nurturing instinct you want to see a woman have; or more often, (2) she did something really, really, REALLY egregious that was either extremely illegal or endangered the children's physical safety.

Do you guys even realize what a woman has to do to lose custody of her kids? She practically has to be an active drug addict/alcoholic living in total squalor and who is unable to provide the most rudimentary basics for herself, or incarcerated. She has to be practically jobless, homeless, destitute, and mentally ill, all at the same time, to lose her kids.

And by homeless, I mean really homeless. I mean living in a minivan. By jobless and destitute, I mean that literally. I mean can't even get welfare/food stamps/EBT impoverished. I mean would have to beg borrow or steal for a Big Mac meal. I mean doesn't even have $5 to her name. By mentally ill, I mean "is an immediate danger to herself or others and needs immediate inpatient psychiatric treatment". If she's got it even 25% together, she'll get the kids.

evergreen35 · 2020-04-30T13:48:14+00:00

Fucking stupid filter of shit on their face = psycho/instant left swipe.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-04-30T16:18:16+00:00

'Don't judge me' = please don't hold me accountable for my actions/decisions.

I-am-the-lul · 2020-04-30T12:27:01+00:00

You can use that face on a cover of a horror video.

dante-_vic · 2020-04-30T13:54:05+00:00

Yea. ... I'm....uh.....im going to have to bow out let you guys have at this lovely lady. Cant say I never do nothing for you guys.

TomahawkSuppository · 2020-04-30T15:28:56+00:00

Check it out guys, a one way ticket to hell.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-04-30T22:12:00+00:00

So wait a sec, she doesn't have ANY of her four kids because of what?

I'm thinking a court order. She's probably fucking insane.

Wide-Brick · 2020-04-30T22:49:25+00:00

23 years old....4 kids.....she DOESN'T have custody.....WOW

2020-04-30T20:52:18+00:00

So, do I contact Child protective services or your parole officer to set up a date?

DoubleGunzChippa · 2020-04-30T21:14:04+00:00

*23

*4 kids

*"still going through hell" (prepackaged drama for your convenience)

*"Don't judge me"

Yikes

drewc99 · 2020-04-30T16:55:30+00:00

Imagine having that as your profile picture and being genuinely okay with it

jannieseatmyass · 2020-04-30T22:55:52+00:00

How the fuck does a woman lost custody of the kids? Even the shittiest mothers will get full custody as the father is expected to pay child support.

Scourmont · 2020-05-01T14:58:31+00:00

Awww isn't that sweet, she liked you 🤣🤢🤮

Seriously this chick has more filters than a cigarette factory.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2020-04-30T13:54:41+00:00

jws755 · 2020-05-02T03:24:32+00:00

4 kids at 23, you have custody of none. Multiple filters, no idea what youd look like other than chunky in person.

And you take your photo on a bus.

Id say this is mental health/addiction issues and the ideal social distance between her and anyone is measured in kilometers.

What does she offer other than a basket case makeover project for some simp?

StingRayFins · 2020-04-30T19:09:45+00:00

"Been to hell and back but still going through hell"

"mom of 4"

It speaks for itself.

NightGuy8 · 2020-05-01T17:51:23+00:00

What, for the love of everything that is holy, is that thing?

spaghetti_hitchens · 2020-05-02T20:05:00+00:00

23 years old and 4 kids. Her body is a clown car. I bet the last one strolled out, twirling a cane.

rvail136 · 2020-05-01T00:56:57+00:00

Can you say "train wreck"?

MC_Batsy · 2020-05-03T00:49:44+00:00

I've always had a personal policy when it comes to OLD: I will immediately swipe left when I see a photo filter. I don't care about looks, age, or any other contents of a profile. I will swipe left so fast, the next 10 proflies are going to be pulled to the left with it.

Canisluous1558 · 2020-05-03T05:29:20+00:00

Probably one of the stupidest pictures ive ever seen. Cannot understand what makes these women think this is cute or attractive.

Natty-Not-Guilty · 2020-05-06T19:20:45+00:00

Judging in 4,3,2,1... Judged!

Redhood616 · 2020-04-30T18:34:17+00:00

Bet this girl browses FDS on the regular

heyheyitsdatboi · 2020-05-01T07:46:19+00:00

NOOOOOPE

Title	Yikes
Author	NightGuy8
Upvotes	172
Comments	54
Date	April 29, 2020 11:33 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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