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You thought the last “open relationshit” nuclear hamster was funny? Get a load of this guy. Wife opens relationship after 20 years and the hubby runs off to fuck a train of barely legal trans twinks! In their own bed! Oh the mental gymnastics in her head must be good enough for Olympic gold! 😂

FactCheckOnTheFly

December 7, 2018

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Title	You thought the last “open relationshit” nuclear hamster was funny? Get a load of this guy. Wife opens relationship after 20 years and the hubby runs off to fuck a train of barely legal trans twinks! In their own bed! Oh the mental gymnastics in her head must be good enough for Olympic gold! 😂
Author	FactCheckOnTheFly
Upvotes	174
Comments	88
Date	December 7, 2018 9:30 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/a44bn7/you_thought_the_last_open_relationshit_nuclear/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/you-thought-the-last-open-relationshit-nuclear.347628 https://theredarchive.com/post/347628

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[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla115 points116 points117 points 7 years ago* (24 children) | Copy Link

I remember this one. Dude just went nuclear dread on her. It's funny how women try to frame their whore behavior was really for the benefit of their SOs. Yeah, sure you were concerned about him not having any variety. You never mention doing anything kinky for your husband to spice things up but you thought that him fucking other girls was a great idea to strengthen your marriage. We all know that was only the excuse she was using to cheat on him. Most likely she couldn't get what she hoped to get and now that her husband is sleeping with transsexuals, she can't even explain to her friends and family that her asshole husband cheated on her with some other woman. Her hamster is getting overloaded on the fact that she is getting replaced by transsexuals, she can't attract guys and hence her looks ain't shit. On top of all that, she can't even blame shift since hubby went nuclear.

[–]CavannahSr. Hamster Analyst121 points122 points123 points 7 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link

It’s just such a fucking funny scenario.

I picture the husband as kind of a mental gentle giant who’s always been fairly off the deep end of kinky and has the ability to seriously get shit done when push comes to shove due to some deep-set determination and maybe a healthy dose of controlled crazy, but is otherwise just a decent guy who’d rather have some stability that he can content himself with. So, he curtailed his insanity, started a family, and never unchained the internal lion.

Then along comes his wife who basically told him “Yeah, everything you’ve been told and committed to for over 20 years is an outright farce, and I don’t care about any of it or even about you.”

So, our gentle giant says “Fine then, fuck it” and just starts laying every barely-legal tranny in the same ZIP code.

Wifey can’t put the genie back in the bottle, the genie no longer gives a shit about the bottle, and she can’t do anything about it socially (ostracism, shaming, neglect, gossip, reputation destruction) so she’s forced to tacitly accept the animal she’s unleashed as her world crumbles around her.

This is literally scorched-earth dread game.

“Anything is possible with persistent determination and a lack of morals.”

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[–]ShitArchonXPRCommander Data Incarnate but Furry0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't have to point out the indignation women feel when their husbands reveal themselves as gay.

I like how TERFs on GenderCritical and Mumsnet claim to be opposed to forcing people into gender roles, and then turn around and get righteously indignant when their husband wants to remove his body hair and wear silk underwear.

If a man wants to look feminine, instead of a mere sexual incompatibility--"let me go screw Chad then, I'm not into feminine men"--suddenly it's an evil male offense against all womynkind. What mumsnet users say in "my husband came out as trans, oh the horror!" threads is exactly the same stuff women were saying about "my husband came out as gay" in previous years.

I'm convinced that if heterosexual TERF women didn't want men to be ATMs, they'd just do what HSTS trans women do and promptly ditch their autogynephilic hon crossdresser husband for a manly Chad--shouldn't be hard at all if you take care of yourself. The trans women they call "gay TIMs" like Kay Brown and Blaire White do exactly that--and both Kay and Blaire are currently married, an exclusively monogamous relationship with the kind of attractive high-status Good Man that Carol wishes she had.

And the "TIMs" are supposed to be the mentally ill people, whereas Real Wymyn are supposed to have magic moon goddess intuition powers. How is it that "delusional gay TIMs with internalized homophobia" are better at relationships than Carol? Did the Patriarchy condition every white coalburner to be an obese single mom?

[–]ShitArchonXPRCommander Data Incarnate but Furry0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

[–]ShitArchonXPRCommander Data Incarnate but Furry1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I like the way you think.

You know why bookmarking and saving pictures is important? Because without evidence, WAATGM comments are just claims without evidence. There's no way for someone to understand why "Brad, I'm polyamorous, I want an open relationship" = "Brad, I wanna cheat on and deadbedroom the shit out of you but without you being able to score side pussy" without evidence. Evidence is what changes minds. It's why I ended up parroting TRP lines like "dick is abundant and low value" when I never would have done that in 2014. The reason was all the dating site profiles I saw posted where Miss Landwhale outright said she has high standards because she gets lots of messages.

This is also why I don't accept the claim that if we just went back to stricter sexual mores the problem would be solved--and I grew up in a moderate Baptist family, not real-deal fundies. That, and the fact that right-wingers on Reddit who wish we had those mores never actually had to live under them--they grew up with a secular, moderate Christian background--i.e., not the /r/TroubledTeens families who send kids they don't like to Pray-the-Gay-Away Prison Camp in Utah (see, because according to the GOP, having government oversight of "wilderness retreat" camps like Oregon and California have is an infringement on religious freedom, and camps should be free to abuse kids without restrictions). Seeing TRP posters who didn't grow up Mormon or IFB or Quiverfull wishing for that sex-poisoning crap feels like being Victor Kravchenko or Yuri Bezmenov seeing some hipster with a Che shirt going on about how great Soviet Communism is.

Fireproof gives horrible marital advice, Every Young Man's Battle pathologizes normal male sexual wiring and pretends arousal to visual stimuli is Satanic, Every Man's Battle acts like looking at attractive women = going out and actually taking the effort to cheat on your wife (cuz Jesus said so), and other books emphasize that, in effect, the only God-approved way for a desperately horny man to cum is with his wife--in other words, you have to marry early and hastily if you want any sexual release, because you can't even fap. Oh, and they think James "spank the sissy out of your sons" Dobson is a brilliant font of wisdom--the same Dobson who bragged about beating up his dog in a post about how good parenting = using violence and fear to terrorize kids into submission just like Dobson did with his pet Dachshund. And that's just the moderate wing of the fundigelical subculture (my Trump-hating Bush-voting mom thought Dobson was a good guy), the extremist wing (Dominionists, Quiverfull, Independent Fundamental Baptists, etc.) has families like the Duggars taking parenting advice from Bill Gothard, a childless unmarried man who got his rocks off molesting young teenage girls. The result being that they have sky-high rates of molestation and sexual abuse when guys like Josh Duggar are brought up with the semi-Islamic view that consent isn't a thing and men are uncontrollable sex animals if women aren't strict and modest enough.

Somehow gay couples do just fine with lots of porn and fapping before marriage (back before Tumblr shot itself in the foot, the French couple Shenzi and Nouti ran a blog chock-full of furry porn; still happily married), but Baptist youth devotionals don't want you to know they exist. We certainly never heard about gays in my Bible Belt high school's sex ed class, all we got was a lecture about how condoms don't work that well and married couples have the "best sex ever," /r/DeadBedrooms be damned.

It goes without saying that people who make anti-gay argument from a secular mindset on MDE/CringeAnarchy/ClownWorldWar/Smuggies manage to be exponentially more emotionally compelling to their reader base--be it "look at these degenerates, they didn't have dildo parades in public when sodomy was banned, this proves slippery slope isn't a fallacy" or "notice how fat lesbians are" or "this junkie news anchor overdosed on meth during sex and threw up in his BDSM mask before dying, faggots really are sick!"--than traditional Boomer arguments like "Jesus doesn't like it" or "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" or "it's narcissism" or "you're gay because your dad didn't love you" ever fucking were.

If "conversion therapists" had a lick of sense in getting their same-sex-attracted clients to play retarded word games and not identify as gay because "that's a lifestyle," they'd just show pictures of bugchasers and fat fetishists and the guys ZombieTime photographed at Up Your Alley, because people with a strong sense of aesthetics (cough Johann Winckelmann cough) obviously don't want to identify with that. For example, Tom of Finland couldn't empathize with the flaming queens and crossdressers of the underground gay subculture (that's why he drew masculinist beefcake erotica and not fem bottom Hardblush-type erotica), and he (like the German soldiers he dated during the Continuation War, when Tom was an anti-artillery officer and killed lots of Communists with 40mm Bofors shells) was just as same-sex-attracted as they were. But pray-the-gay-away therapy is motivated by religious bullshit (and scamming dupes out of large sums of money), not "don't be an ugly degenerate," so it will never happen.

[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast95 points96 points97 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla76 points77 points78 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

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[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[M] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

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[–]mr_kukGlory hole aficionado48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]KoloGuptaSr. Hamster Analyst44 points45 points46 points 7 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link

Okay, she tried to con him so she could get some strange on the side, and it backfired.

I don't know how to feel.

I feel like he was never really attracted to women and by proxy, he was never attracted to me. I feel so unattractive.

I guess I don't know how to feel either. I'll see if I can get into my feelings, then report back.

I don't know about the whole trans-testicles route, but...I guess if it floats his boat...moving on. We don't require any more detail, thank you.

The fact is, her scheme went sideways in a hurry, and has absolutely destroyed her self-esteem. Everything was fine for more than twenty years. He was a good husband and father. I doubt the bitch even knows anything about kink. She just wanted to try out all the crap her slutty girlfriends had been telling her about.

She waited until twenty years after her prime. I suspect she didn't have a lot of takers. The fact that men aren't interested in the loose, saggy, and likely overweight poon she's throwing at them, is what is really bothering her.

How come he can get he-shes and I can't get any strange? This is unfair! He's an asshole and I'm livid! I can't afford to divorce his ass though, because it's not looking like I'll be able to latch on to another man. I know, I'll go on reddit to get validation that I'm the wronged victim and he's an asshole.

This is how women are. If there are no problems, they will create problems. If the results work out in their favor, they will be Strong Women™. When things don't, they'll be poor, innocent, unfortunate victims.

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[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey[M] 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Bottom line: We're not here to show women we think will be asking The Big Question in the future. We show women who are asking The Big Question now.

She has a good man, convinced him to open up their relationship and now it is backfiring on her. Her consequences of attempting AF/BB are what is required to fit the theme. The only problem with the post is that she doesn't have any immediate consequences because she is still with her husband, but that seems like a minor detail given the fact that he is straight up fucking dudes now and wouldn't have done anything of the sorts if she had just fucked him properly.

This post is similar to a past post where the man called off the wedding after her wife was convinced by her therapist to open up their relationship and yet another where her actions haven't yet caused a full break in the relationship, but have already done the damage.

So, it is a decent post to show the consequences of attempting the Dual-Mating Strategy, but it shouldn't be something we post regularly that shows the man "being ok with it" and then doing some behavior that endorses her actions.

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She's 45 and decided to open a perfectly good marriage? Yeah, BIG MISTAKE. Firstly, a 45 year old mother of multiple kids is highly, highly unlikely to be hot enough to attract even a hot 45 year old, much less some 25 year old stud. Even the ones with a cougar fetish, there are plenty of desperate single, divorced 45 year olds that you can hook up with. No need to navigate some married woman drama to hit that.

OTOH, a 49 year old man, if he has a decent job by now, can easily attract sugar babies. She never realized the tables turn in her thirties. The whole tranny thing is just icing on the cake, so to speak :-)

Also, if you notice, she says he lost his virginity to her. Never mentions the opposite. IOW, she probably rode the CC in high school and early college before meeting this guy. Which is why she's itching to get back on it. But it's about 20 years too late for that hon. Now you have a husband bringing trannies home every night to fuck in your marital bed while you sleep outside and your children ask you "Mommy, what's that strange person doing with Daddy?" Ain't open relationships grand?

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