Ok, about a week ago, I told my wife that I wanted her to shave. I've never been one to care much before (she's always kept it trimmed nicely anyway). During the back and forth banter (definitely not an argument about it) I said something like I want it cleaned in shaved before I go down there again. It was all in good fun but it worked and she was completely bare a few hours later.

It's come up a couple times since then where she tells me that "but you don't like me anymore unless I'm shaved" to shoot me down when I try to get her to send me pics and such. She's just fucking with me like I was with her but I can't get my fucking brain to come up with even a halfway decent response and the conversation always dies.

Help me out with a line here.