How do I track her cycle if...

FuzzyKittenIsFuzzy · 2017-01-05T10:58:35+00:00

If she's on a hormonal iud, she's not ovulating. Full stop.

There may be very slight ups and downs in the hormones but they will be extremely, extremely slight. IUDs release very consistently. The days she's feeling "hormonal" are normal bad days and hormones are her explanation for it.

deadsandsushi · 2017-01-05T18:28:30+00:00

I'd think it was really weird if my SO was tracking my cycle. Really weird. Just sayin'.

Nyquil-Junkie · 2017-01-06T00:52:55+00:00

This is the most bizarre thread.... surely this is a troll.

BobbyPeru · 2017-01-05T08:15:43+00:00

Next time she spots, use that as day 1.

Gallbladder_Summoner · 2017-01-05T10:28:37+00:00

Your circumstances make this difficult due to the irregularity, but I'd still give a tracking app a try; you may be able to spot some sort of larger pattern over a longer period of time, given the data.

I use the Clue app to track my wife and there are a lot of extra variables, such as mood, emotionality, occurrence of sex (don't be spreadsheet guy, however), and so forth.

drty_pr · 2017-01-05T12:55:40+00:00

Unless she is on a steady schedule, it's extremely difficult. Probably isn't worth your time unless you're looking to plant seed?

My wife is anywhere between 24-32 days. It's so consuming, I'm at the point of making tracking redundant. I caught myself looking in the garbage last month. The garbage!

pikadildo · 2017-01-05T13:49:56+00:00

Why do you need to track her cycle? Does your dick work differently somehow when you use a protractor to chart the aura of ovulation?

If you need some sort of placebo schedule for when your wife gives you imaginary permission to unhide your inner shitlord in the bedroom, maybe just follow the moon calendar. I hear emergency rooms get packed with all sorts of crazy when there's a full moon. Be a werewolf, I guess.

RedPillQuest · 2017-01-05T14:06:37+00:00

Uh.... Sidebar.

RedPillQuest · 2017-01-07T03:08:21+00:00

Uh.... Yeah... My dad... The guy who taught me to be blue pill.

KyfhoMyoba · 2017-01-21T19:58:49+00:00

SSRI's are satanic. Find a shrink that's willing to wean her off of them.

FuzzyKittenIsFuzzy · 2017-01-05T09:32:11+00:00

She's also been taking a daily SSRI for as long as I can remember.

Not really then. SSRI mess up menstrual cycle and gives it varying length. It might be 28, 56 or 10 days long and no certain way to determine its length until it ends.

JDRoedell · 2017-01-05T13:06:47+00:00

My wife has a long and irregular cycle naturally. You need the clue app and then you need to think like a WWII submarine captain.

In WWII, torpedo targeting was done with good old fashion geometry and a side of luck. A captain would view the target through the periscope and take range, speed and angle on bow (vector of target) plot readings. The more plots they could take the more accurate their firing solution would be. So in your, and my, case you want to acquire data with clue over several months and compare the average "day 1" over several months. It's not an exact science but it will get the torpedo somewhere on target (pun intended.).

And get your own damn iTunes account FFS.

BanginAway · 2017-01-05T20:46:58+00:00

When my wife got off hormonal BC and on Paragard (copper) good shit happened. Took a few months but she is horny as fuck when ovulating (duh). I track her schedule, she knows and we laugh about it. It's extremely useful to do so wether you tell her or not. Best sex is the day before the WomanLog app says is her prime day. Anything goes that night. Get on it boys.

BluepillProfessor · 2017-01-05T22:57:55+00:00

Understand the female cycle and observe her behavior. The bloops linked this as "creepy" so let me weigh in on really creepy shit. I can usually tell when my female students are ragging or ovulating and I only see them 2-3 times a week. You see your wife every day. You don't need the dogs to shred the bloody tampons all over the living room during shark week to clue you in. Pay attention and keep a calendar and it should not be hard.

However....birth control can screw up the cycle mostly by dampening the effects and make it harder to spot (That was a great joke, get it?). Some IUD's release hormones like the pill but there are still predictable swings in her behavior that you should be able to see.

Happy pills tamp down the normal swings even further.

Title	How do I track her cycle if...
Author	RedPillQuest
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Date	January 5, 2017 7:38 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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