A bit of a basic question on sidebar material - I deal with the basic and common shit tests pretty well, they're fun, but most of the times I don't get the classic banter shit tests, I get the weird female questions - "Do you miss me at all?", "Do you really love me?", "Do you care about my feelings?". Sometimes they come with a sad face like a comfort test, sometimes with some attitude like a shit test. Most of the time I just have fun and answer something that's amusing to me (A&A / AM) but I always get a bit stuck when they double down on the question and it's not funny anymore.
"Do you even care about me?"
"Yes - about your ass mostly"
"No but really, it's not funny. Do you care?"
I don't want to go too deep into dancing monkey territory, so my genuine answer at this point is to tell her the truth - yes, I do care about you, or love, or whatever it is that was asked, but I'm wondering if that's me failing a simple test here.