LTR is redpill on hard mode. I've been in a LTR for six years now and there's some shit tests I'm stuck at.

1 - The "you're not that kind" shit test.
gf: I think men like that are sexy. ie: Men in blazers.
me (after some time, days, of no reaction): I'm doing that. ie: Getting a blazer.
gf: Why? That's not your style.

2 - The "you just think about sex" shit test:
gf: Will I see you tonight?
me: I need to do X (usually gym), so, no.
gf: Really? Well, that's a shame (covertly implies she wants to have sex)
me: I'll find a way (postpone X, rush, whatever).
NO SEX HAPPENS
gf: You look frustrated, why is that?
(checkmate, if I tell her, I'm a dick, if I don't, I simply have to pretend it didn't bother me)

3 - Let's indulge ourselves!
(I like to keep myself one month away of heavy diet from being cut. Keeping cut demands me restrictions I don't like to live with. Sometimes I notice I'm further than a month away and I need to get in a diet)
me: I can't eat out, you know I'm on a diet!
gf: Come on, you can keep it tomorrow, I really want to eat at that place today!
me: No.
gf: I'm worth so much a nice meal with me is less important than keeping the diet for an evening. Nice one.

4 - Men are such crybabies when they're sick!
(When I'm really sick enough to avoid energy wasting activities)
gf: You're so weak when you're sick! (proceeds to treat me like a child, gives me candies, no sex)

5 - I'm needy! (when I act seeking sex)
gf: I just want to cuddle!
me: (still trying)
gf: Let's go to see a movie? (time consuming, prevents sex from happening that day most of the times)

Well, these are the ones that have been bugging me for a while.

Edits: Trying to get the formatting right, I guess I need a complete guide about how to break a damn line.