Why is all clothing made for men now so non-masculine?

Seriously, every clothes store for men I visit lately is filled with a bunch of colorful, flamboyant, and frankly metrosexual clothing made for what seems like the male version of a female.

Where can I buy clothing that isn't infested with this "woke-ness"? I don't want to look like an urban little leftist douche. I need something with some actual masculine charm and I can't find it anywhere. Anyone know of some underground online store or something that I can get some actual masculine looking clothing?