What to do when she asks for dick pics?

isthatyoujonwayne · 2015-01-09T09:19:49+00:00

Who says your dick is unimpressive? You? Considering 5.5 is around average, I'd say half the world is jealous of your dick. Lose that attitude first and foremost.

If a woman asks about your dick length, don't answer with your dick length. That's her frame. Talk about burj khalifa or tell her to bring over a tape measure. "How big is your dick?" "Good question. Bring a tape measure."

secret_barber · 2015-01-09T12:48:16+00:00

I wouldn't waste time sending skin pics to a chick before having hooked up (at least) once. A "tinder slut" can easily be a dude / catfish ...same is true of a girl who endlessly texts. Your goal is an in-person meeting. Long messaging sessions actually decrease the chance of that actually happening.

vandaalen · 2015-01-09T09:10:54+00:00

"Come over at X and have a look."

drrtyfrrnr · 2015-01-09T13:03:23+00:00

Google image some huge black dick and send it to her. Since when did we start taking women's demands seriously?

mvttl · 2015-01-09T12:19:28+00:00

Send her your vagina.

asd1100 · 2015-01-09T12:58:56+00:00

What do you want?

If she wants size she is not compatible with you in the long term. (yes, you can compensate, but why bother? there are a lot of smaller, easier girls)

If you want to get her for at least one night, as incompatible as you may be, hold off on the pics and just get her out of the room, the pick won't do you any favors. You have nothing to win by giving it to her.

If you want to just have fun with it, put some whip cream on it and get another girl to blow on it for the pic. Even small dicks look good in a girls mouth. It's like agree and amplify. She wants x, you give her y squared so she stops thinking about x.

JimmyTheIntern · 2015-01-09T17:29:56+00:00

"My dick is like a rollercoaster. If you want a picture, you need to go on the ride."

RichieFinn · 2015-01-09T10:24:27+00:00

Lord you are a bitch....you send it on and own that 5.5 like a motherfucker cmon man. Its your attitude that is crippling you here not your very normal sized dick.

Perch1 · 2015-01-09T16:35:09+00:00

You haven't met her yet and she's asking for dick pics? It's a fake account, definitely a dude. Bail.

Apanthropos · 2015-01-09T11:27:17+00:00

If you are a white guy, send a picture of a black dick and tell her that its is yours. Have fun with it.

Sadhippo · 2015-01-09T18:17:51+00:00

If a fat girl can use camera angles to look skinny n hot, im sure u can make 5.5 look big.

drallcom3 · 2015-01-09T18:26:29+00:00

It was probably a guy.

redpillspeeddate · 2015-01-09T18:57:00+00:00

I have a nice collection of 'dick' pics I send. The 15' giant blue rooster from trafalger square is a great one. I also got a caulking gun, with white caulk in it, I hold it in the appropriate place and send it. Usually with the tag line : "it's 14", fat, white and fantastic at filling cracks"

Creative pics in this way is always better.

Masonjarteadrinker2 · 2015-01-09T19:48:08+00:00

Just send it anyways, who cares, make it a good veiny looking pic, you gotta work with what you got.

HeadingRed · 2015-01-09T21:38:04+00:00

If you have not met in person then odds are 4:1 you are sending them to a man. My guess is you don't want to be another guys jerk-off material.

baldylocks1976 · 2015-01-11T21:20:05+00:00

Send her a pic of Dick Van Dyke, Dick Clark, or Dick Cheney. You don't have to qualify yourself to a "Curious Tinder slut".

DiscombobulatedCar96 · 2021-12-29T16:36:10+00:00

here’s the thing… this double standard and back and forth crap has gotta stop. Girls trained men by shaming the s*** out of us when we did anything they didn’t like. Most made perfect sense. Most were the result of idiots doing idiotic things. They got labeled misogynists, womanizers, men in general were held accountable and condemned as all being idiots. Until they changed their minds.

Whether it be “if i want a dick pic, I’m a big girl, so send. I wanna see the goods or no way Jose” after even thinking of such a thing got us publically humiliated before.

Or if it’s the issue of casual sex, something REQUIRED now to be experienced enough to be chosen for a relationship… whereas all growing up just to be physically attracted to a girl without knowing her personality meant you were “just after one thing” and a looser.

Or if it’s threads all over Reddit populated by women instructing other women on how “men” behave, how “we” think, and what to assume when dealing with “us”… while for a man to say “girls don’t want a guy with low self-confidence” is labeled a hate speech and will get your account suspended. Not to mention labeled Involuntarily Celibate and shamed for having an opinion.

you’re hurting yourselves with the double standard by crossing out only the guys with hearts for you first. And hurting us because self-esteem and confidence is tied closely to how the opposite sex treats and accepts you.

Seriously, get y’all’s s*** together. You can’t expect men to be confidence drunk enough to date you while rewarding behavior for one guy that’s you’d have another locked up for if you didn’t happen to be into HIM….. and expect decent human being to come out the other side. Only uber confident narcissists that aren’t affected by how they’re treated because your opinion doesn’t matter to him. He’s just there to get laid anyway. (which you like sometimes, not other times, depending on the moon, and the ride…)

[deleted] · 2015-01-09T09:21:55+00:00

Show her what you have. You will either disappoint her on tender or you will disappoint her in real life or she won't care or she will like it. Those are the only outcomes. It doesn't really matter how she feels about it.

pspman354 · 2015-01-09T13:03:35+00:00

Send that shit

Title	What to do when she asks for dick pics?
Author	The_Moorr
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Date	January 9, 2015 8:44 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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