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[–]CompetitionFair7686 70 points71 points72 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Stop caring if you lose the girl and text her random bullshit
[–]Mango-Character 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah girl, say it like it is!
[–]IIRamII 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Aight, gonna try this right now
[–]ImNotMe314 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Help the police are coming.
[–]IIRamII 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll use that one next time. I just said: "wanna go to a Peter Piper Pizza?". Seems super childish but I like to go and play Guitar Hero. She said she lives far, but we are going on a lunch date so it's a win.
[–]stanthemilkman88 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This
[–]comtruise223456 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me laugh
[–]modsRlameIRL 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmmmm “stop caring if you lose her and ask her out on a date”
Fixed it😉
[–]Turbopre2 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't put so much value on appearance. They are just merely normal people like you and I. You might eve have a better chance to take one of tbh because everyone has that same thought process.
[–]hollowpads1 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check if she likes pineapple on pizza
[–]TheOtherSonOfGod 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Humor is , and always has been, a huge way to keep a girl interested. I'd say that if she gets you, don't let her go. I have an unusual sense of humor, and lots of girls don't get me. However the ones who can relate to me, have been the best relationships I've ever had. But never forget to keep your eyes on the prize.
[–]CocoBabeNYC 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Answer: tell you what. Let's go out for a drink. And just to put you at ease that I'm not carrying any weapons, you can perform a full cavity search on me. I will bring the gloves, you bring the lube. Deal?
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
😂thats amazing
[–]CocoBabeNYC 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she agrees, tell her "jokes on you. I usually have to pay extra for that".
[–]modsRlameIRL 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, you can probably end at drink…
[–]Majestic_Meal_5655 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always keep text exiting and fun poking. But always moving towards a date. Try not to get friendzoned as a chatting buddy.
[–]Artist-in-Residence- 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
What a weird conversation, I'd say avoid Hinge lol
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a conversation that works for my humor honestly, that's why I was surprised, I rarely meet people who continue my humor like that
[–]ExpensiveNinja 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
why would you avoid hinge?
[–]Artist-in-Residence- -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Conversations of that type would irritate me more than intrigue me
You can't expect to find brilliance on hookup apps
[–]ExpensiveNinja 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hinge isnt a hookup app... You think every convo goes like that?
[–]Artist-in-Residence- -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every online dating app is essentially a hookup app.
[–]ExpensiveNinja 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or not... ? Do you live under a rock?
[–]adroitus 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Next…
[–]Snoo-20788 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then you tell her: so what time are you free on Saturday?
[–]pferden 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Let me first applaud you on your answers, they are very dry, witty and on point! I wish i wrote them myself.
But how to continue: i would go with „from where?“
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I honestly didn't think she'd respond, that's my type of humor, rarely lands with people, especially girls, so when she kept on going I was like 😟
[–]James_Onion23 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she actually understands your weird type of humor, you should marry her. My humor also doesn't land with people often, so I know this feeling.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you: okay, this restaurant, this time.
Now is the time to escalate.
[–]CowgirlBebop575 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It seems like you were doing fine. Don't stress yourself out thinking about the perfect thing to say. Being bold and just saying what you want to say is underrated. Trust yourself to be able to carry on stimulating conversation.
[–]VARISSTUPID 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow she’s so pretty🥹 you aren’t even worthy right? She probably pisses cranberry juice and shits granola bars. GET A GRIP MATE. there will always be beautiful women, can’t say the same for your self respect
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"mommy, what are you wearing?"
[+]backindis -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
holy shit
you are a big simp lol
just do yourself a favor and unmatch her now
get more girls
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yes I am
[–]backindis -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
are you happy about being a simp though?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey bro, I've never had a gf, im taking whatever I can get at this point haha
[–]backindis -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
are you trying to get laid or get a relationship?
if you want to get laid you can warm yourself up by paying or using sugar baby websites
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm preferably looking for relationship, wouldn't mind getting laid, but im never paying to get paid
[–]Blaphrodite 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just go with the flow.
[–]aonemonkey 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
, let's restart with some drinks at 7. Do you know..... (bar)?
[–]DanishApollon 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You get killed a lot on first dates?"
[–]The_Blackfish_ 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send her a picture of one of those vhs rewind race car things from my childhood. Tell her you drive one of those. Ask if she’s impressed. Boom, I’m assuming she’s my age and has the same sense of humor.
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