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[–]g59fieroboi 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hope this is a joke post
[–]GoldGorilla 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a puzzle that must have a "correct way" to do it. That's the reality.
[–]sudophish 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you’re serious about your career, you do not “spit game” on LinkedIn lol
[+]GoldGorilla -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah because no one has ever dated someone that they first met in a business setting...
[–]OneWorld87 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Please do Not go down that creep road.
[–]GoldGorilla -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ok well how does someone go about this in a non creep way?
[–]OneWorld87 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You don't approach girls on LinkedIn. If you would do it with one of my team members, i would -in all professionalism- break your neck.
[+]GoldGorilla -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Damn bud, that's way overboard...
[–]OneWorld87 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, asking how to approach girls on LinkedIn screams "creep" or is something Harvey Weinstein would do.
[–]No_Fee_5301 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s not overboard - it’s fucking weird you want to invade women’s inboxes and harass them on a professional career page where they’re just trying to focus on their career. That’s not what LinkedIn is for and it’s why so many women are rude when rejecting men - cause they’re sick of so many men constantly trying to offer their dick to them everywhere they go, no matter what they do or don’t do, when they’re just trying to get on with life in peace.
[–]Jtenka 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Stop.
[–]ReverseFlashZoom 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... Get some help
[–]GoldGorilla -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks for contributing, we all benefitted from it
[–]Jtenka 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks. Would appreciate an award.
[–]Hoodrich-- 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Dick pics in an office setting, 98% success rate
[–]GoldGorilla -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That clearly won't work bud. I kinda feel like you're making a mockery of my question. Do you have anything to actually contribute that will help me here?
Your question was just as dumb as doing that - which is their point. Which of course you were too stupid to see.
[–]conker1264 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You don’t, it’s for work connections strictly
[–]GoldGorilla -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well... what if I come across a baddie on there? I just shouldn't connect and reach out?
[–]CorrectPlantain7546 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruhhh! Wth
[–]moomoo2300 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. There’s many baddies in the sea. You can find one in your future work place and build an actual connection and come off genuine. Every time I’ve been hit on on LinkedIn they seemed like they are probably nice people but no matter what it always felt weird or creepy. There’s no “nice” or “non creepy” way to do it. Feels kind of disrespectful too tbh
[–]potatoeswithfries 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First reaction: lmao.
Serious response: I don't.
Go outside, talk to women in real life.
[–]nCRedditor-21 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DO NOT randomly hit up women on LinkedIn unless you want to commit career suicide. LinkedIn is a professional networking platform; if you want to date, stick to dating apps and social situations with an abundance of single women.
[–]rhofire 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do you spit game on LinkedIn?
The closest I can think of is, load it up on your screen, gather as much saliva in your mouth as you can, then forcefully eject it. Try to hit the logo.
[–]ASilverbackGorilla 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmaoooo
[–]sexsex69420irl 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please stop,get some help.
[–]Contango6969 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Linked in is nothing wait till you learn about care.com i got baddies from the community college “baby sitting” my cat whenever I want them. Cheap too
Ew and u just sit there?? That’s mad creepy
[–]Senior-Dot387 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouss what a good idea
[–]spiderSlayerr 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Giga chad just for even thinking to do something like this lmaoo. Never even thought of that before ever. Your down bad arent you
[–]Candid_Tumbleweed1342 points 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Employers heavily inspect those btw. Which game do you wanna spit? Cod black ops? God of War?
[–]Yellow_Squeezer -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't listen to all the naysayers here. Anything is possible, so you can definitely pick up girls over LinkedIn. People meet everywhere.
Build your profile in a professional but attractive way. Cool photo, funny bio etc. Be different.
You can totally just message girls directly and see which ones stick.
Or you can go about it the "bad" way and contact them with something professional, and from there present yourself as an attractive guy.
[–]Rayyyofmoonlight 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I promise, we don't want DMs on LinkedIn. This is so fucking gross.
[–]Rayyyofmoonlight -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude. Just fuckin leave us alone, seriously 😩
Maybe try r/incel 🤮
[–]No_Fee_5301 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men will really use any app to try to get their dick wet. This is why women are getting so sick of men and don’t pursue them.
USE A DATING APP and be honest in your profile that you’re just looking to use women to masturbate with and disappoint them in bed 🙄
Professional women aren’t interested in this garbage. Stop wasting their time.
[–]KimchiAndButtercups 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why not go all the way and put topless selfies on your resume?
[–]Billyjeanisntmylover 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Try it and let us know how it goes
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