Where to have sex when living with parents?

cyndifry · 2021-01-14T05:21:29+00:00

Turn on some tunes and lock the door. Or wait till everyone goes to sleep and keep it quiet. Where there's a will, there's a way!

_dannyvl · 2021-01-14T04:35:56+00:00

Car/ public is your only free choice 💀 good luck ..

TalionTheRanger93 · 2021-01-14T05:47:34+00:00

In the same room with them. Preferably while they watch. It's about traumatizing everyone involved

burner09887655443221 · 2021-01-14T04:55:50+00:00

hotel is 100% worth it

ProCatMasseuse · 2021-01-14T06:05:11+00:00

Sneak her in. Act confident, lead the way and assure her everything will be fine. No one will hear yall. No one will walk in. "Trust me"

ZigZag80D · 2021-01-14T06:36:34+00:00

Motels are pretty cheap especially if you guys split it. Get a movie, buy some booze, smoke some trees, and get down to business. Motel sex is freaky cuz u don't have to wash the sheets yourself.

TTirpitz · 2021-01-14T06:12:32+00:00

My room is enough. Put some music on if you want to mask some of the noises :) works for me.

Yelisopher · 2021-01-14T07:23:42+00:00

Do it in a park or bushes away from civilisation. Never tried before but there’s always a first time right?

Konys-mum · 2021-01-14T08:41:27+00:00

In their bed

plate_mate · 2021-01-14T08:11:44+00:00

Car and motels are literally the only way. Maybe the house if family are away on a trip.

jewishspaceprincess · 2021-01-15T00:52:46+00:00

bro fuck outside in the grass

2021-01-14T09:53:02+00:00

Cheap motel

PianoOwl · 2021-01-14T14:35:36+00:00

Do you have any friends who drive SUVs? Maybe they’d be willing to let you use their car for sex, it’s not too bad in an SUV if you put down the rear seats. I had a friend do this for me in high school.

AdumPiesees · 2021-01-15T10:24:28+00:00

Hotel, motel or a holiday inn

Top-Tap3276 · 2021-01-14T20:23:36+00:00

Idk how old you are but if your folks wouldn’t trip about you having a girlfriend they probably won’t care if you have sex at home just do it when they’re least likely to notice like after they go to bed

set_fire_to_yourmom · 2021-01-14T21:59:37+00:00

Car sex can be great, even in awkward positions.

mountain_moonchild · 2021-01-14T23:36:43+00:00

Find at least a semi secluded area outside (or not), like a trail or park and go for it. If you need to, just bring a blanket to lay down. I mean if it worked in highschool.... and almost getting caught is kinda fun lol

disclaimer: obviously not a park with a bunch of kids around

kingBdot_ · 2021-01-15T01:59:54+00:00

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kind-web-2090 · 2021-01-15T02:52:52+00:00

Public bathrooms, dark parks, dark parking lots. Your car is probably the best place in your situation. If you cant manage to do in these places then you gotta move out bud. Best of luck

Bamilias · 2021-01-15T05:14:54+00:00

Get some damn money

jtmr16 · 2021-01-15T01:26:49+00:00

Motel

lucascp17 · 2021-01-14T13:03:13+00:00

Motel/Hotel

shaker7 · 2021-01-14T14:11:29+00:00

Hotel, motel, holiday inn

pablitosocool · 2021-01-14T15:52:04+00:00

in my humble opinion, if you don’t have privacy don’t have sex.

ArSpams · 2021-01-14T20:34:32+00:00

Being patient for when the day comes when you have open crib or be bold and sneak her in. I took the bold route. I sneaked two girls in my room that had patio and played a movie. Sadly the day never came. When nobody was home so I continued to sneak girls in.

rcreezy · 2021-01-15T02:00:23+00:00

In their room, power play

throwawayadvice102 · 2021-01-15T02:36:13+00:00

In the back of a decrepit local tv news station like I did with that chick five years ago. That was after I picked her up in a Walmart parking lot. Matched on tinder. No kidding.

edbanger52 · 2021-01-15T18:19:09+00:00

Go camping ;)

Cyberfaust11 · 2021-01-14T07:32:13+00:00

Story time:

One time, I saw some cheese on a board. I was like, 'Damn, that cheese look hella good, I gotta get me some of that. Next thing you know, smadadack!, rat trap!

Moral of the story: watch yourselves. They hypnotize you with that ass and them booty shorts twerking for a nigga next thing you know they pregnant. Asking you for money. Man, these hoes are cheese on a board.

fabrepass · 2021-01-14T18:05:26+00:00

On their bed

Anywhere-Solid · 2021-01-14T23:22:29+00:00

Your dad Ali’s bedroom

ShikseWTF · 2021-01-14T06:17:48+00:00

Having sex is a totally normal thing. Just do it at home. No reason to try to hide it, unless your parents still live in 1850

fvckCrosshairs · 2021-01-16T09:07:22+00:00

Car was my only option before I moved out, hated it, but if it's a big car it might be alright

Title	Where to have sex when living with parents?
Author	kingBdot_
Upvotes	41
Comments	63
Date	January 14, 2021 4:34 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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