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[–]cyndifry 68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Turn on some tunes and lock the door. Or wait till everyone goes to sleep and keep it quiet. Where there's a will, there's a way!
[–]ilperfecto 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, I put a movie on/youtube videos/music with the volume high and try to keep the sex quiet. It’s way better than a car.
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Car/ public is your only free choice 💀 good luck ..
[–]TalionTheRanger93 138 points139 points140 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
In the same room with them. Preferably while they watch. It's about traumatizing everyone involved
[–]Katman666 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Maintain eye contact
[–]MrK_HS 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Assert dominance
[–]Deadmau5DH 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Let them join if they want
[–]TheDarknessThat_Is 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that escalated quickly...
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do I need to piss on them to achieve this?
[–]burner09887655443221 66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
hotel is 100% worth it
[–]thenuttyhazlenut 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But how do you suggest going to a hotel? While you're chatting on the dating app or while you're out for a drink?
[–]burner09887655443221 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i would wait until the 3rd date or something and suggest it when you know the mood is right !
[–]ProCatMasseuse 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Sneak her in. Act confident, lead the way and assure her everything will be fine. No one will hear yall. No one will walk in. "Trust me"
[–]kingBdot_ 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago* (10 children) | Copy Link
I wish I could sneak them in but between my bedroom being the last room in the house, my dad being a fucking night owl and our dog who pees herself when people come over there’s no way
[–]ProCatMasseuse 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well you know your obstacles now plan on how to overcome them. Your choices are car, your place, or a hotel and to be honest Hotel isn't really an option.
[–]AsuraDeo 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Have you tried just booking a hotel room and doing it?
[–]kingBdot_ 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Would rather not spend money, tbh I’m not THAT into her
[–]Wermillion 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nothing wrong with your comment. LOL at the simp losers downvoting you
Nothing wrong with a guy or girl wanting to have sex cost free, in fact thats how it should be ideally. Sex for a fee on the other hand is a whole different thing
[–]kingBdot_ 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I don’t get why trying to save money is a bad thing but oh well
[–]Wermillion 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It must be the people who never managed to have sex without wasting money
[–]yurifca 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sex without spending money? This mf trying to bend reality
[–]kuavi 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
? Its totally possible lol
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[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Motels are pretty cheap especially if you guys split it. Get a movie, buy some booze, smoke some trees, and get down to business. Motel sex is freaky cuz u don't have to wash the sheets yourself.
[–]TTirpitz 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My room is enough. Put some music on if you want to mask some of the noises :) works for me.
[–]RaRaKINGRJW 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Setting up my playlist right now😂
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Do it in a park or bushes away from civilisation. Never tried before but there’s always a first time right?
[–]Yelisopher 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A lot better when it’s not cold. I personally am a big fan when the weather permits. Beaches are the best option in my opinion
[–]ProCatMasseuse 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sand?
[–]Yelisopher 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So the problem of sand can be handled a few ways. 1) bring a blanket/towel (size matters depending on how much movement you want to allow yourselves. If you’re doing some lazy missionary a normal sized towel will suffice) 2) Fuck standing up (You may need something for supper). My beach has wonderful lifeguard chairs which you can use as support. 3) In the water. Not to sure the effects of salt water in a Vagina tho
Also just a heads up it should be at night. Unless it’s a remote beach. And if you have a tent also not a bad choice during the day.
[–]Konys-mum 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In their bed
[–]jewishspaceprincess 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bro fuck outside in the grass
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheap motel
[–]PianoOwl 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you have any friends who drive SUVs? Maybe they’d be willing to let you use their car for sex, it’s not too bad in an SUV if you put down the rear seats. I had a friend do this for me in high school.
[–]kingBdot_ 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me and all my friends have more sport type cars 🙄
[–]AdumPiesees 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hotel, motel or a holiday inn
[–]Top-Tap3276 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idk how old you are but if your folks wouldn’t trip about you having a girlfriend they probably won’t care if you have sex at home just do it when they’re least likely to notice like after they go to bed
[–]set_fire_to_yourmom 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Car sex can be great, even in awkward positions.
[–]mountain_moonchild 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Find at least a semi secluded area outside (or not), like a trail or park and go for it. If you need to, just bring a blanket to lay down. I mean if it worked in highschool.... and almost getting caught is kinda fun lol
disclaimer: obviously not a park with a bunch of kids around
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[–]kingBdot_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha I can not imagine having sex to pop smoke
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[–]kingBdot_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Haha I’m just imagining the songs like get back or Dior
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[–]kingBdot_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As everyone should
[–]kind-web-2090 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Public bathrooms, dark parks, dark parking lots. Your car is probably the best place in your situation. If you cant manage to do in these places then you gotta move out bud. Best of luck
[–]Bamilias 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get some damn money
[–]kingBdot_ 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got money
[–]lucascp17 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Motel/Hotel
[–]shaker7 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hotel, motel, holiday inn
[–]pablitosocool 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
in my humble opinion, if you don’t have privacy don’t have sex.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Being patient for when the day comes when you have open crib or be bold and sneak her in. I took the bold route. I sneaked two girls in my room that had patio and played a movie. Sadly the day never came. When nobody was home so I continued to sneak girls in.
[–]rcreezy 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In their room, power play
[–]throwawayadvice102 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the back of a decrepit local tv news station like I did with that chick five years ago. That was after I picked her up in a Walmart parking lot. Matched on tinder. No kidding.
[–]edbanger52 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go camping ;)
[–]Cyberfaust11 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Story time: One time, I saw some cheese on a board. I was like, 'Damn, that cheese look hella good, I gotta get me some of that. Next thing you know, smadadack!, rat trap! Moral of the story: watch yourselves. They hypnotize you with that ass and them booty shorts twerking for a nigga next thing you know they pregnant. Asking you for money. Man, these hoes are cheese on a board.
Story time:
One time, I saw some cheese on a board. I was like, 'Damn, that cheese look hella good, I gotta get me some of that. Next thing you know, smadadack!, rat trap!
Moral of the story: watch yourselves. They hypnotize you with that ass and them booty shorts twerking for a nigga next thing you know they pregnant. Asking you for money. Man, these hoes are cheese on a board.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On their bed
[–]Anywhere-Solid 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your dad Ali’s bedroom
[+]ShikseWTF -11 points-10 points-9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Having sex is a totally normal thing. Just do it at home. No reason to try to hide it, unless your parents still live in 1850
[–]temujin154 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It depends on culture or attitude how normal it is, in some cases it might cause problems.
[–]fvckCrosshairs 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Car was my only option before I moved out, hated it, but if it's a big car it might be alright
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