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[–]impotent_rage 23 points24 points25 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and dumped my gf of 2.5 years after getting sick of her shit.
This line really turned me off. Just something about the way you said it. I can't quite put my finger on what exactly it is, but it suggests to me that you've got something left to work on.
[–]takatori 22 points23 points24 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fucking yellow fever.
[–]MrRisky -2 points-1 points0 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Next time, don't say anything about it being real or not. Remember, you're awesome, of course it is real.
[–]Box-Monkey -2 points-1 points0 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck YEAH
[+]alexryane -30 points-29 points-28 points 15 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Some pro tips for oriental girls (I think that's what you mean by Asian?)
They get drunk very easily!
They're generally pretty horny for non-oriental cock
Don't be put off if you take her to a bar and she insists on paying her way
To get them home you should make it clear that its not for sex, they will then repeat this e.g., "ok we're just going to yours to watch movies right?" but (this has happened 3 times) will jump on you when you take them to your bedroom and start making out again.
Ok so those tips apply to most women, but oriental girls especially. Also they are fucking tight, they don't taste of soy-sauce (who came up with this?) and they have fucking amazing skin!
[–]risingballoon 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
WOW. I'm stunned. This is the most incorrect stereotype I've seen here, except maybe for the "they get drunk very easily" part.
I've never heard of anyone saying that they "taste like soy-sauce" and who the fuck calls Asians orientals?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. No one's ever told me about the stereotype "tasting like soy sauce" and wtf, paying my way?!
Edit: Actually, WTF to all of the above "pro tips"
[–]alexryane -5 points-4 points-3 points 15 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
In in the UK Asian usually means Indian and neighbouring countries, Asian can mean Chinese but oriental is allot more descriptive. Also which one of these stereotypes is false? I make my stereotypes based on nothing more than pure, factual, anecdotal evidence!
[–]jkh77 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
factual, anecdotal
Hmmm.
[–]Box-Monkey 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol. Pretty sure that was intended to be a subtle joke. I enjoyed it
[–]beanpudd 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Rugs are oriental, not people.
[–]Box-Monkey -1 points0 points1 point 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Oriental" is only considered an label impolite in the US. It's as impolite as calling someone Eastern European or Scandinavian.
Oriental is more accurate. Asia is a big place, man.
[–]rankking 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Oriental? Are you being ironic or are you from the 1800s?
[–]IndustrialEngineer -3 points-2 points-1 points 15 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"Oriental" is not a racial slur.
[–]rankking 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Actually, it is. The more you know.
[–]Box-Monkey -1 points0 points1 point 15 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Actually, it is only a racial slur in the states.
[–]rankking 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Since I'm only familiar with the American lexicon I'll just have to concede that I don't know what connotations the word has in other English speaking countries. All I know is that it sounds horrible here in the US.
Alright, can't fault you on that. S'all good.
[–]baby_dino 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yep, it's normal in the UK, where "asian" more accurately means "south-asian"
[–]Nexlon 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's uncomfortably racist.
I can vouch for the great skin. At least with the few that I've been with.
[–]lolbifrons -4 points-3 points-2 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No faith necessary, bro. Tangible results.
[+]Up-The-Butt_Jesus -6 points-5 points-4 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
me love you long time
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