Well hello folks! Let's get right into the action:

I volunteer at this local pub/club that hosts a ton of cultural events. Now, once a year there's a Christmas party (first time in my life I actually do anything with Xmas lol), which gives all volunteers free drinks. Knowing that, I was heading to that party with a good friend of mine with the intention to get completely hammered and stoned and not even try to get laid.

The party starts pretty early, at around 20:00. My friend and I enter at 20:15. We decided to fancy it up, and both came dressed in full suits & ties. For the next 4 hours or so, we do nothing but have fun. Then I go outside for some fresh air. Party is dying off, and I'm completely sober again. Now, here's some background information: I met this girl almost 1 year ago, during New Year's Eve (my friend, who has the hots for her, introduced us), and I tried to seduce her using every single routine I knew. It failed miserably. Ever since then I didn't even try to hit on her even once. For some reason she's discussing shipping my best friend and I.

Her: I want you two to kiss, I'll kiss you if you do!

Me: frowns

Best friend: Ok, I'll do this as no homo as possible.

The dude pecks me on the lips. I shrug it off.

Her: No, I want you two to make out, full on tonguing, and then I'll make out with the both of you!

Friend: Dude, do you wanna do it? I would.

Me: No.

Friend: Ok.

At this point, the girl stands next to me. She touches my arm.

Girl: Why won't you make out with [friend]?

Me: I don't need to give you a reason. grin .

Her: smiles What?

Me: I don't need to give you a reason.

At this point I put my hand on her lower back - she looks me dead in the eye and moves a bit closer to me.

Her: And why's that?

At this point the sexual tension is so thick it's ridiculous and I was almost getting a boner.

Me: Because I fucking say so.

I kiss her on the lips. She takes a moment to process it, then we just start making out. My friend is kinda jelly, but isn't being a hater. All in all, most people don't care.

We sit down, make out another 15 minutes, then she pukes. I'm just happy she didn't puke while we were making out. I stuck around and held her hair up while she puked and my friend got her water. A few minutes later, after she finished puking, I told her that my house is close (which is true) and that I have a spare toothbrush there for her to use (which is also true). Apparently she's sober enough to bike now, so we bike to my place. Get her to brush her teeth, and from there on there was no LMR whatsoever.

After the deed was done, she gave me a huge ego boost: "Why didn't we do this before?" We fuck for most of the night, get a few hours of sleep, have a quickie in the morning and go down to get breakfast. She has to be at work at 10:00. She decides she'd rather spend the rest of the morning with me. So we go back to my room, fuck again, and a few hours later I send her off.

What went well

  • I was there to party

  • I didn't give a shit about getting laid

  • I had enough balls to tell a hot girl 'no'

Points for improvement

  • I need to drink less beer during the parties; it really screws up my weightlifting capacities the following days.

  • The fact she and I got wasted during the party left me with the possible limiting belief of "She was drunk when it happened, so it wasn't really me and her, but rather drunk her and recovering-from-drunkenness me." This is rationally complete and utter bullshit when discussed objectively (if it was really the case, she wouldn't have wanted to stick around after breakfast, let alone have more sex). However, it doesn't invalidate the point that is always better to seduce while 100% sober.