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[–]DrixlRey 40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Can you explain the "shit test" and whether your reaction is what you wanted? Should you have not given her the phone? Was giving her to call Uber correct? Please elaborate.
[–]SmokingBeneathStars 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I wonder as well, the post is tough to read and I don't understand how that was a shit test nor how you succeeded it by saying you can take her home the following day...
[–]DrixlRey 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I know the title was "shit test" and this story's got zero focus on the shit test LOL
[–]BegginerGamer[S] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wanna do a weekly field report with the content I wish I saw here more often. Will improve the writing in the next one
If you don’t understand, the shittest was her saying she wanted to go right before things got heated, and I said “sure you can go” (with my actions), which showed her I wasn’t a needy person
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“A little trickery on my part” hoggle
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[–]Scrollerer 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The "shit test" was her question “Can you call us an Uber?” while they were already cuddling. He did the right thing by answering her yes. Why? Because he showed that he can survive the night without her (abundance) - he doesn't need her. If he was some kind of shmuck, he would have gone with something like - "Oh its ok you can just stay here"- and she would smell the neediness in him like a shark smells blood in the water.
[–]DrixlRey 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get it now, thank you!
[–]CozmicFlare 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I dont understand why that would 100% percent be coming from a place of neediness or insecurity. Why would she not think that he just wanted to have sex since she has him all turned on already if he said that? She would think that he caught feelings or something? He just wants to finish what they started.
I hate this game. Why do I crave pussy.
[–]Scrollerer 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't hate the game. Hate the player.
I have figured out that the more logic you put into a woman's actions- the more logical she responds - so do the opposite.
Sometimes the game doesn't make much of a sense, but you will learn it - just be consistent. It takes time, frustration, confusion and a lot of fails.
Yeah he is turned on and she knows that, and the most logical thing is to finish what is started, but especially at that point(before sex), women tend to test you like almost 95% of the time just as a final test to see if you will break.
If he craves sex that much(neediness), it means he is not doing it that often (scarcity). Neediness and scarcity come hand in hand almost always. However, even if you are a beginner and actually don't have an abundance( other options of women)- you can still fake it.
[–]CozmicFlare 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh dang. It's great that you used the terms "scarcity" and "abundance". I had never heard them being used in this context before but I just watched a video where somebody said almost the exact same thing you did just now.
I definitely am feeling that scarcity. I havent had sex in over 3 years. I've been working on 2nd shift since 2017, and I dont like going to bars. Which mean ls aside from coworkers (who are all 20+ years older than me in their 40s and up) I never really interact with other people much anymore. I've got it bad man
[–]TheIglooBoy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks man. You put the message out here crystal clear.
[–]BegginerGamer[S] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was basically saying “I wanna go” and I said “sure lol” by giving her the phone
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i’m confused, the post was about the shit test but didn’t he fail cause he said yes 🤨
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
Look at it that way and move on.
[–]Soberskate9696 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still beat tho
[+]BegginerGamer[S] -21 points-20 points-19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah it was good. She’s hooked on me said next time she’s in town she’s giving me a call. I just like to look at every experience as a learning experience. Could’ve been better, like every other successful or unsuccessful situation.
[–]Titanruss 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You had a woman twice your age, visiting from out of town randomly come over to fuck... and you think you had to game her? She doesn't even care about your name or what you study or how much money your parents make. She really doesn't care that much about your style. She wanted easy dick.
All you gotta do is not weird her out. You could've opened with "bedrooms this way" and got straight to it. Possibly later half-joke, "your friend is probably bored, she should join"
[–]nudeinmylivingroom 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Her high value man" a 20-something in college fucking a chick at his friends. Ya congrats on getting laid, but come on? No self awareness
[+]BegginerGamer[S] -12 points-11 points-10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was my house she came to not my friends. I have my own business. She could tell I pull girls. That’s high value mate, takes one to know one
[–]1kk1987 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ew, you’re gross. I don’t think you did any seducing. She controlled the situation lol and got what she wanted.
Sure 🤷🏻♂️
[–]Pola_Lita 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't understand. You don't invite her to stay over so she asks for a way to get back to her hotel. You give her the phone and ignore her a bit, then when she sits up to get ready to leave you finally invite her to stay over.
But she's the one who was acting weird? I don't understand it. Why didn't you figure out how to entertain her girlfriend at least for a while (courtesy) and then help her friend get back to the hotel and WHILE you're doing that, invite your friend to stay overnight. You're the host, right?
[–]BegginerGamer[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ehh guess you’re right but I went to parties/clubs for 4 days straight, felt tired but at the same time could check “fuck a milf” off my bucket list
[–]ormagordons[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Something similar happened to me last weekend. I (24M) set a record by hooking up with this woman (32) in the bar on Friday. Experience of a lifetime, I can say. I somehow managed to do a two night stand in large studio airbnb where 3 of her girlfriends stayed as well.
[–]CozmicFlare 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Can someone please explain to me exactly what a shit test is? Do you pass a shit test by just not giving a shit about whatever it is and acting like you dont care? Is it always a test about neediness or insecurity? What the heck is a shit test. I hate this game, why do I crave pussy.
[–]BegginerGamer[S] -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was a neediness shittest where she said “I think we better go. Please get me an Uber” (her friend being alone being the reason), and I responded with “sure” then gave her the phone for her to enter the address, showing I’m not needy. Then giving her an escape a few minutes after she was left biting her nails.
[–]100hourslave 45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago*locked comment (20 children) | Copy Link
The fucks gotta be wrong with a woman who is 38 going after dudes who are 20... JESUS.
EDIT: I edited "someone" to "woman" because of the dudes replying about them banging girls half their age. I wasn't talking about you guys, but you're all still just as creepy.
[–]Siyuen_Tea 72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If I was 38 and she was 20 I'd still fuck her. Don't give a shit what other people think.
[–]AdizzleStarkizzle 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah don’t see the problem, everyone’s old enough and as long as there’s consent, fuck away I say.
[–]ethical_pa 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya I don't think there's anything wrong with it either. 2 consenting adults.
I think though it's become more popular to look at it as empowering for older women, and to shame older men for it. That's a problem.
[–]JimmyTorpedo 41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he isnt diddling little kids or killing people, what the fuck do you care???
[–]BegginerGamer[S] 34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Imagine caring so much about what people think that you’d change your taste in sexual partner for society’s acceptance. This sub disappoints sometimes
[–]phase0223 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey good job
I like seeing stories like yours because they motivate me to try more/harder
Also sadly this sub is mostly crabs in a barrel and doesn't want anyone to make it
Fuck em keep it up and keep posting you never know who needs the motivation
[–]OxleyTheBull 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They have a hard time lettin go of the good ol days. When I was 18 (which I lied and said I was 20) this girl who was who was 31 turned around and checked me out up n down she was super fuckin hot, to this day the baddest I've been with. I was already checking her out cuz i had lightskin milf fantasy at the time and it came true. Now remember 18 me has below zero game I was in the negatives. 95% of the time I would get rejected and friend zoned anyways I hook up with her that night. As a kid I was omg she's a grown woman and it happened like that u thought this shit takes so much time and I'm just so excited that a dream girl of mine came that easy so around 5 or 6 we finish and I ask if she wanted to stay the night and smoke then she hit me with a she's a got a son coming home from his friends and cant smell like that. That's when I almost shit my pants. I'd see her walk around the area with her son first couple of times she said nothin then I saw her round again and I was jokingly like "I think I've seen you before at that Walgreens you live a couple house from me right and she acted completely different like her maturity went way up, like she was in a loving marriage, like a mother, shit like the person she actually is. That's when I realized a lot ab older women chasing younger guys.
[–]theconcentrated 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro that’s bonkers
[+]BegginerGamer[S] -10 points-9 points-8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I didn’t need game to get with this milf, but I needed to use my game to fuck her. Left the club, found a bunch of people from my country outside speaking our language, talked with all of them (a girl that’s 24 gave me her number without me asking even), and then my friend pulled up in my car (he’s the designated driver).
The milf that I fucked hops on the back, her friend in the front. I jumped in the car without even noticing it wasnt just me and my friends, looked to my left, saw her and started making out. Fingered her a little, played with her tits, she gave me her insta. Ran some text game on her, she came over, etc.
She told me she hadn’t had sex in three months. So I wouldn’t say I was just a ‘I want a younger hot guy’(my friend is much more handsome than me, but zero game), my game played a huge part. Especially just social game, talking to people, preselection. Then the shittest I talked about.
[–]frickin_icarus 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you sound like you don't have any game at all but you think you do. kind of like trump lol
[–]Moderatorrecyclablebanthas[M] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's absolutely nothing wrong with anyone getting with whoever the hell they want to get with, regardless of age. As long as everyone's legal.
[–]SpanishIntuition 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you think she brought her friend over to discuss politics? C'mon dude :( Older women are WOMEN they're not girls. Why do you even slightly suppose her friend came with her?
High value men don't give women the cold shoulder.
[–]BegginerGamer[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her friend was uggo I would’ve gotten a threesome if she was hot
[–]NixieNik99 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay . Thanks for the info 😆🎭
[–]ikidyounottt 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It depends on the person I’m talking to and the situation. Sometimes I’ll see if they can pick something up for me, sub I’ll change the location or just something. Most of the time it’s on a second or third date where I’m testing their boundaries to see if I like where they put their boundaries at. It helps me understand if they respect me as a woman. Usually it’s something small they will be asked to change in the plan.
[–]Tae215 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice
[–]theosamabahama -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nice
[+]Bcurious2020 -13 points-12 points-11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bro if you didnt eat that ass and pussy thats just rude. Aldo once she decides she wants more D she'll do till your tired so get some blie pills for round 5,6, and 7
I did wonders to her pussy. But I last 30-40 minutes during sex. Typically by the end we’re both tired. We drank some water, and then she said she was exhausted overall, slept, I woke up at 6 and fucked her, back to sleep. Then got up and just played around.
[+]ikidyounottt -9 points-8 points-7 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That’s funny. I (20F) do that shit all the time. The “shit test”
[–]SmokingBeneathStars 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do you pull this one in particular?
[–]Funkydirigidoo 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is it like this guy said to see if there's neediness?
[–]yblikeapattymelt 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(19F) What is it and what do you do it for?
I passed with flying colors I’d say
[–]LakersAreTerrible25 -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well she's a milf. She doesnt have the same sexual drive or energy like in her prime. No matter what age really, having a kid takes the energy out of most girls I know
Fair point :) thanks and good luck out there
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