Need witty answers for basic questions

epimpstyle · 2024-07-24T19:35:58+00:00

Where are you from?

Let's see if you can guess from three tries, If you guess .... (enter something funny) I give you a beer/liquor/, I take you on a date... (if she doesn't guess : "I'm from xyz, and since you didn't guess, I won't give you a beer, but I'll take you for a coffee/water/smoothie".)

What do you do for a living?

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut/doctor/policeman .... but now I'm [answer what you do for a living] however because I'm not happy with the salary I'm learning from internet [something funny] how to make massage, give me your hand to show you .... / how to be a stripper, turn off the light because I'm shy...

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Apart from that I [what do you do] .... I also try to make new friends and I socialize with cute girls who are dressed [describe her].

McPigg · 2024-07-24T20:25:52+00:00

Where you from? -I live right upstairs, my mom owns this place -I live in the bushes over there in a tent -Im from ghana (if your white)

What do you do? -Onlyfans -McDonalds toilet security -Freestyle rapper

What hobbies? -Im gay -I collect old screws -I sleep a lot

Western-Month-3877 · 2024-07-24T12:07:19+00:00

where are you from?

Why you asking? Is it because of my accent? (Even tho you’re white)
Do I look familiar to you? Tell me, people keep telling me I look like someone they know
Why? Wanna visit where I’m from together with me? Such a beautiful place oh my god you wouldn’t believe it..[then show her your skills in short stories]

what do you do for a living?

If i tell you i have to kill you [smile].. no seriously — but this is kinda overused
Promise you won’t laugh? I’m a doctor. (She’d say good, why would I laugh?) then you say, no I’m kidding…. i’m actually a janitor/ a clown (self deprecation humor, see if she laughs). In the end tell her what you actually do. But i remember in the past I had a job with unique position/job desk, I usually told women “you wouldn’t understand even if I explain it like you’re 5.” That would make her intrigued and say something like “try me.”

what do you do in spare time?

I make dildos and fleshlights. You know Johnny Sinns? Never mind. [Then change the topic if she’s totally clueless, this line only works if she’s open minded/into sex].
What kinda question is this? You’re so boring. What is this, a job interview? [then laugh] — negging.
Are we dating now? Sounds like you wanna spend time together with me. It’s a long line girl take a number. [then give her your number]

zebekias · 2024-07-24T18:45:38+00:00

You don't need anything cute and witty. When you get good with game, you can just answer, and then cut to the chase and tell her "you are so cute"... follow with a couple similar questions to her, and come back to how cute she is "my god, you are even cuter the more I talk to you, I definitely want to take you out". Get her # and take her out. You can bypass years of learning "game" by cutting to the chase and quickly expressing your desires. You will get many dates.

ModernAlphaAnswers · 2024-07-25T08:58:02+00:00

I attract women very easily and Im not witty. They're attracted to my cool, calm and collected demeanor. Stop thinking about being witty for basic questions, this is literally not how to get girls.

Fix your demeanor, it's not attractive.

Title	Need witty answers for basic questions
Author	McLeafy_Greens
Upvotes	6
Comments	24
Date	July 24, 2024 11:01 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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