We've messaged back and forth about 8 times now. The last message she sent me was about the worst date she's ever been on. It was some dude who talked about his cats all day. Turns out they were imaginary. This is how I started the IM conversation:

me: sup

me: Do you actually use this IM feature?

her: no

her: first time

me: i didn't think so

her: hi sweetie

her: im usually on my phone on here, so i never even seen the im feature. but im on my computer so i see it now

me: are you getting like 500 messages all at once from less cute guys?

me: that's how I imagine it works once you turn it on

her: haha.

her: i didnt know you can turn it off. like i said ive never logged on using my computer. its laways on my phone

me: i see

me: btw, that worst date you had was epic

me: in a weird way I'm jealous. Like I feel I'll never have a date that bad in my life

me: and his mom saying that is super creepy

her: haha look at you all cocky. my dates are pretty much fucking awesome, because im awesome. ill never have a bad date

her: ya it was really creepy when he told me that

me: that explains why you're messaging me ;)

me: I also liked how in the end, the cats weren't even real. It was like the 6th sense but scarier

her: lols. yeah, they were fucking... ugh shudder

me: alright I don't want you to associate that date with me so lets change the topic

her: haha

me: back to awesome dates

her: bc youve had oh so many of them right?

me: well compared to you, yeah

me: wait did you mean good or bad? I meant good

me: speaking of awesome first dates, we're going to _______ for ours

her: you have this all planned dont you sweetie

me: I think fast on my feet. I just thought of that now

her: riight

her: you take all your girls there im sure sweeetie

me: dude, I'm a virgin

me: why else would I be on this site? ;)

her: dude...

her: ok

me: i haven't even gone on a date before

me: i was planning on talking about my cats the whole time

me: btw, I'm kidding

me: i'm a dog person

radio silence. The fucked up thing is that I actually did think of that on the spot and I'm totally not a virgin