This will not be a FR but just some regular shit tests that has been thrown at me lately and how I handled them. Some with more finesse than others. I need to hit bed soon, so I'll just be writing this roughly.

She is constantly checking her phone.

Me mid sentence: Are you addicted to your phone?

Her: No, it's just my friend.

Me: You call your phone a friend?

Her: Haha no I mean I'm texting with a friend.

Me: I think that you are just scared.

Her: Scared of what?

Me: Scared that if you put away that phone for five whole minutes, you gonna miss out on something that your friend is doing right now.

That got her full attention. I got her to put away the phone for the rest of our conversation and I could always go back to tease her about it.

Her: I'm sorry but I'm seeing someone.

Me: That's fine with me, cute girls can have two.

Her: I've heard that one before...

Me: Ah it must be true then.

I never go after girls that are taken, but some girls are just shit testing. Nothing more to say about that.

Her: I have to go meet up with my friends.

Me: Why?

Her: Because they told me to come.

Me: Stay.

Her: Heh I can't.

Me: Give me your phone.

Her: Why, what are you going to do?

Me: I'm gonna tell them that you'll be there in 15 minutes. And give myself a misscall while I'm at it.

Her: No, but I can take your number.

Me: Eh nevermind you're no fun.

While I failed miserable at this one I ejected with some ego still intact. I felt that it was a lost cause and that last neg might give me better odds in the future.

Her: What do you want?

Me: Specifically in this world? Be 16 again, be carefree, be skateboarding with my old friends. What do you want?

Her: What, I don't know.

Me: Let us say this was a dream and you could control it. What would you be doing.

This girl was really no fun, because she wasn't interesting or creative enough to talk to, but I remember passing that shit test and it felt so good. Just thought I could share some randoms.