Text gaming old numbers

dats_faptastic · 2013-05-01T05:24:16+00:00

Try this one: "So are we broken up? If so I want my cd's (or some classic breakup material) back;)" they always giggle. Also acting as if no time has passed works well. Just text her "Wednesday night lets get beers at _____"

bl1y · 2013-05-01T12:23:43+00:00

"I just got out of a coma, and I'm trying to remember where we left off."

Though really, I wouldn't put too much time or effort into this. Numbers are generally wood, and old numbers are just old wood. Send them all a text, but don't spend any more time trying to figure out what to say, just pick something, go with it, and move on.

kingcal · 2013-05-01T04:42:25+00:00

I've actually F-closed a girl a year after I met her twice. I honestly just sent her a message like "Did you get a new phone?" or something because she popped up on an app I had. We chatted a little. A week later, she told me she broke up with her boyfriend and needed "help". We met that Saturday and banged. It was pretty righteous.

Just yesterday I texted a girl I hadn't talked to in... Nine months. I ran into her once after we initially met and she was bartending. We saw each other and she recognized me, but she was busy so we didn't really talk. I went to the same bar a couple months later this past weekend and she wasn't there, so I just asked her if she quit. We shot the shit for a little and made tentative plans to meet up this weekend.

Blackbody_Radiation · 2013-04-30T22:45:46+00:00

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KissTheBridesmaid · 2013-05-01T15:29:10+00:00

'Jesus woman, would you back off? I need my space!'

notaPUAthrowaway · 2013-04-30T23:58:40+00:00

"I swear I saw you at H&M today. Except you looked a little off. Was that you?"

Then follow up with how the girl at H&M was with a douchy guy and that you didn't think it was har because you assumed she had better taste than that, on account of her giving you her number and all.

I just made this up but you get the idea.

2013-05-01T04:14:01+00:00

"how goes it"

2013-05-01T04:35:18+00:00

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Title	Text gaming old numbers
Author	CptConfused
Upvotes	19
Comments	17
Date	April 30, 2013 9:20 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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