A little about me: I'm an AFC, but I've always been pretty funny. The problem is that I've always been able to make girls laugh from acting goofy. I've been throwing cockiness and teasing in there, and the results have been amazing thus far. This is just with girls in my classes/at work by the way.

Yesterday in art class, I tested out a few theories with some girls. The one i'll focus on today is an HB7. I'm usually very friendly, so it probably helped that I'd talked to them a bit beforehand.

We were standing around in class doing a critique, and she was standing beside me. I looked over to her and stared at her face with a goofy expression until she started laughing.

HB7: What?

Me: (Smiling) You're in my personal space, and it's making me uncomfortable. Scoot over.

I touched her shoulder and pretended to push her away. I didn't expect her to react the way she did.

She gave me a defiant playful look and scooted closer to me, asking me if I was more uncomfortable. She just kept scooting until she was pressed against me, and in my mind I was going "Holy shit, this is gold."

I teased her a bit throughout class, and later on pulled the move again by telling her she was in my way. Once again, she slowed down to block me and I guided around by the shoulders for a bit.

This was an a-ha moment for me. With the right girl, teasing and using false annoyance works really fucking well. Try these other things too (They're field tested and work if you sell them right) for instant laughs and confidence

-Tell them they're in your way

-Divorce and break up with them as much as possible. Girls LOVE roleplaying

-Play hangman or word games with girls, but don't tell them the right answers

-Draw a really awful portrait of them with lopsided breasts or a hook nose (Make sure the girl likes you first)

-Take any opportunity to misinterpret what they say.

HB: I love Pizza Hut.

You: What? You work at Pizza Hut? What's it like?

HB: Noo, I said I LOVE Pizza Hut.

You: You should make me a pepperoni pizza later. With mushrooms.

They'll be laughing at this point. Keep insisting that they work at Pizza Hut until they start playing along. They'll remember these moments and enjoy them more than you do, because most guys don't do this sort of stuff. I can't tell you how many times people remind me of ridiculous things that I've said that made them laugh. I can't remember a fraction of them because I do this stuff to girls all the time. It goes to show you that it leaves an impression on them, though.

-Mock them (Learn how to do a high-pitched whiny girl voice, gentlemen. It comes in handy and will make your lamest joke seem funnier)

-My favorite: Whenever they try and remember ANYTHING and you know the answer, steer them wrong

HB: What's the name of that movie?

You: Which one?

HB: The one with Natalie Portman when she plays a ballerina? Ahh, it's on the tip of my tongue.

You: (After making sure she can't remember it, with a straight face) Ohh, you mean Inception.

Keep it going for as long as possible. I urge you to test these. Girls love this sort of banter. Don't make anything easy for them, it'll distinguish you from the last guy who simply blurted out "BLACK SWAN, can I please fuck you now?"

-Combine these as often as possible for fascinating results. You're not a PUA, you're a scientist. So go test your theories and report back to me when girls can't get enough of your humor.