What are some good 'canned' openers?

puaCurveBall · 2012-10-26T14:49:05+00:00

"Hi, my name is Curveball!"

I think far too many guys discount this approach, which honestly works the same as any opener and is so simple you don't even have to think about it.

Go approach with this line until it is second nature, and never worry about an opener again!

2012-10-26T18:38:28+00:00

If you're in a store, you can approach a cute employee/customer and ask about a product that definitely doesn't exist, or a combination of items that don't make sense.

"hi im looking for a hulk hogan poster, do you have a wrestling section?"

"I need a turtleneck, some WD40 and a pair of those giant hulk hands." "Umm....." "I have a hornet problem."

Controels · 2012-10-26T14:02:16+00:00

Hey you! why do you keep staring at me... (even though she isnt)...
Hey you! who the F*** are you (sounds a little less harsh in my language)
And last but not least: the allways amazing "my little sister is about to tatoo her boyfriends name on her arm, how do i convince her not to"

caulking · 2012-10-26T16:45:21+00:00

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itsmevichet · 2012-10-26T14:38:33+00:00

"Hi."

There are no good canned openers.

If you aren't clever enough to make a joke, just say hello.

If you lack confidence, get some hobbies or important stuff in your life so you're not so invested in these unimportant details.

You need to learn how to fly, not how to auto-pilot.

h0rsec0ck · 2012-10-26T15:49:14+00:00

wow thanks for that link

thebayway · 2012-10-26T21:56:10+00:00

"How're you today?" Said with some bass in your voice, the right volume, and a big smile. I consistently get a sheepish "Good.", and a smile in return. Very high success rate. Easy to remember ;)

Evolve_GS · 2012-10-26T22:26:32+00:00

This article has a links to a number of fully explained canned openers at the end of it:

How to Open: Direct and Indirect

Headstaffmember · 2012-10-26T22:55:35+00:00

I tried an experiment with using Style's openers and negs just so that the chick would tell me how to do it differently, now I end up just saying things like "Where did all my peeps go?" ("Uhhh, why are you asking me?". "Good question. How are you?") or "How did you know I was gonna walk up to you saying 'this now'?" ("I didn't". "What do you do now?"...). Things that if they don't work you can get good at not giving a shit and moving on, but I've found that later on in conversation I can talk to her about my friends or even about reading the power of now

xLittleP · 2012-10-26T23:00:14+00:00

"What are you drinking?" always worked for me.

bl1y · 2012-10-26T16:53:38+00:00

You: "Why didn't I see you at the meeting last week?"

Her: "Uh ...what meeting?"/"What are you talking about?"

You: "The Society of Really Ridiculously Good Looking People."

If she says something about you not being good looking enough: "Right now? Fuck, no. But you should see my post-coital face."

Title	What are some good 'canned' openers?
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Date	October 26, 2012 1:43 PM UTC (13 years ago)
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