Does it really surprise anyone?

somuchluv2give · 2018-04-17T21:12:07+00:00

Was she on: a.) Twitter b.) Snapchat c.) Instagram

RK21001 · 2018-04-17T21:00:21+00:00

I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that.

VinnieMatch69 · 2018-04-17T20:58:37+00:00

I'm surprised there isn't a man there that she'd try to blame it on.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-04-17T21:50:20+00:00

Honey, the light pole literally came out of nowhere. I took defensive maneuvers to avoid it but it came straight at me.

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-04-17T23:04:19+00:00

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mohnjack · 2018-04-17T21:11:49+00:00

Hit the wall, I guess literally in this case. Well, the pole, same thing.

ArchonofLights · 2018-04-17T23:32:24+00:00

Women need to stop oppressing cars. smh. #autolivesmatter

Chadattack10 · 2018-04-18T00:10:29+00:00

But but..women are better drivers...thats why the lower insurance premiums..Get used to this cause it's gonna happen more often. I hope the God I won't get hit by one of those idiots. I noticed younger males are doing it as well. Checking their phones alot while they drive but not as much as women.

ichabodalucard · 2018-04-17T23:41:30+00:00

HAHAHAHA How is that even possible

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-04-18T00:04:04+00:00

A few weeks ago some teen cunt hit a stationary vehicle parked on my street. A wide street. With a speed limit of 20. With no traffic around. In the middle of a bright, sunny afternoon. Like, she fucking plowed into that thing. I was standing right there when it happened. I swear to holy FUCK I am not making this up.

I used to think it was a joke, but the legends are true... women drivers are the work of the devil.

2018-04-17T20:59:01+00:00

Yeah, something's wrong with your car, honey.

Awful-Cleric · 2018-04-18T01:29:51+00:00

It's not my fault. Somebody put a pole in my way.

JohnQPubliq · 2018-04-18T01:30:58+00:00

How do you fuck that up? HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP!?!?

monster797 · 2018-04-18T02:53:28+00:00

When I was a kid, I used to live in an apartment complex. It was huge, there were around 200 families in there, all sorts of communal facilities etc. We had a badminton court that eveyone loved and almost everyone from 12-65 yrs old play there at different times of the day.

One of the older girls turned 16 and borrowed her parents car to drive. Bitch thought it would be a good idea to drive in the area around the court. A group of us boys witnessed first hand how she ramped the car straight into one of the poles used to tie the net. Mind you, she'd been taking driving classes, this was the 1st time she rode solo.

Anyway, the pole was bent out of shape, she quickly parked the car back, did some crying etc and went back home. She, her mom and her A-hole dad then convinced the caretaker that the court was unnecesaary and was in an unsafe space. 2 weeks later, they removed both poles, painted over the lines and we lost our beloved court.

Not only was she a shit driver (like most women), she did not own up to her fault and admit her lack of driving skills, instead chose to play the victim card.

hodltaco · 2018-04-18T02:53:24+00:00

Hell no. My first wife had the same accident except the pole was a single lonely car parked in an otherwise vacant parking lot. Guarantee you she was texting.

toxic_masculine_guy · 2018-04-18T00:48:31+00:00

The military has female fighter pilots. Think that for a second.

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-04-18T00:13:24+00:00

At least she tried.

Israfelll · 2018-04-18T00:29:55+00:00

That light pole came out of nowhere and jumped in front of the car.

Tom_Doniphan · 2018-04-18T01:41:09+00:00

Came across this one twat who had a small fender bender between her and a guardrail with no one else around, and she was on her cellphone. I wound my window down and asked if there were any injuries. She said no and asked for my help. I asked if her phone was working and if she called 911. She said yes. Then I aaked what she would like me to do to help her. She said she has no idea and that I am the man, apparently insinuating that all women are far inferior to all men and women can think-of and do nothing without men except sit, cry, nag, bitch and die. I told her that the police and fire department will be here soon if she called them and that there really was nothing I could do for her unless she could tell me exactly what help she needed. I wished her luck and bid her a fond farewell and drove off. As I drove away she muttered something to the effect of men being worthless. I'll never stop to help another one again until they start becoming decent women again, though I'll probably still call 911 for them on the cell (beat me up).

Wise2TheLies · 2018-04-18T04:59:32+00:00

Fucking sexist lamp post!

WhistlingAlong · 2018-04-18T05:07:52+00:00

Picture is worth a thousand words so let me take a crack at a few of those words.

She's wearing work out gear, probably went to the gym where she did not work out but take photos of her self and while driving she was uploading them to social media. Her next destination was mostly likely starbucks to check on likes and praises.

Her beta simp and/or family will be paying the vehicle damages.

She's done nothing wrong.

treble-n-bass · 2018-04-18T01:42:27+00:00

Nope, no surprise at all. My buddies ex wife crashed FIVE of their cars over a 12 year period. One of them was into a brick wall, at 40 mph - which resulted in her brand new shiny DUI. Oops.

RoundEarthMatters · 2018-04-18T01:00:03+00:00

We all know it’s the post fault.

Inferno-_ · 2018-04-18T00:16:16+00:00

Street lamps and cars that don't automatically stop are the patriarchy and she is clearly the victim here. Also, the lamp didn't get consent, so it should go to jail for rape.

heyheyitsdatboi · 2018-04-18T02:58:27+00:00

Women drivers, if you don’t like the way they drive then get off the sidewalk!

PerfectNemesis · 2018-04-18T05:04:06+00:00

Hope it didn't get damaged, light poles are very useful!

alreadydark · 2018-04-18T05:12:35+00:00

Why is a subreddit dedicated to men's attempt at independence so focused on how dumb women are?

2018-04-18T01:58:23+00:00

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2018-04-18T03:47:37+00:00

I watched this happen about 25ft in front of me once. This fat ass chick was fighting with her soy boy boyfriend in the passenger seat. She drives straight into a light pole at about 10 miles per hour. He jumped his scrawny ass out to grab the front plastic bumper and threw it in the trunk. He got back in and she drove out of parking lot like a bat out of hell, obviously cussing him for “making her hit the light pole”. Worst part is the back seat had a baby carrier, dude is probably stuck with her.

SirNecroKnight · 2018-04-18T04:01:01+00:00

Dumbass bitch. I'm sure her independent femoid privilege will rescue her ass.

kayfab · 2018-04-18T04:09:41+00:00

must have been texting 5 guys at the same time.

MonochroRainbo · 2018-04-18T04:34:19+00:00

Tina no!

NotMyWomen · 2018-04-18T05:07:13+00:00

Dad? I need a new car.

You got it honey!

tungsten_needle · 2018-04-18T04:16:48+00:00

In my history of driving, I've discovered that both men and women can be bad drivers. Bad male drivers tend to be more reckless "I thought I could beat the red light" drivers. Bad female drivers are just plain oblivious. I've almost rear-ended several people because they changed lanes when I was coming up behind them, and all of them have been women. Pay attention dumbass, we all want to come home with the fenders we left with.

SirChoGath · 2018-04-18T03:08:11+00:00

Plot twist, the pole came out of nowhere and hit her

DanTheMGTOW · 2018-04-18T03:14:33+00:00

It scares me.

Yehoshua_Benaiah · 2018-04-18T04:15:38+00:00

Well of course. I'm sorry, but wymyn can't drive for shit. I get scared whenever I'm in a car with a female driver. I always have to recite a small prayer before and after the journey.

balancedben · 2018-04-18T04:52:07+00:00

she's unworthy of our sympathy.

oldrunnerguy · 2018-04-18T06:02:39+00:00

That light pole stepped out in front of her from nowhere. Poor gal, he said extremely facetiously. Begs to ask the question, how the hell do you have an accident in such an empty parking lot? Maybe she got sent a dick pic.

AK47_David · 2018-04-18T06:04:49+00:00

I'm surprised that she didn't destroyed the whole lamppost

niggawiggachigga · 2018-04-18T06:13:59+00:00

all that free space and she still manages to ram into the fucking pole, brilliant

AshyBoneVR4 · 2018-04-18T06:20:55+00:00

I mean, there's a possibility that she was learning how to drive stick and then something freaked her out. That, or she was trying to drift a front wheel drive car. Either way, this is fuckin hilarious.

notbot7789 · 2018-04-18T07:04:34+00:00

I thought women were good drivers 😒

Zevren_LT · 2018-04-18T08:05:08+00:00

That evil phallic object attacked her car... Everyone saw that!!!

juankixd · 2018-04-18T08:06:43+00:00

nonehere222 · 2018-04-18T08:35:56+00:00

LOLOL.

hk_hs_newbieslut · 2018-04-18T08:38:29+00:00

cleats4u · 2018-04-18T08:50:53+00:00

It was light poles fault, a bird, a plane, train ad infintum. Rest assured it wasn't her fault. Thinking otherwise, is re-victimzing the victim.

Ketsa · 2018-04-18T10:41:22+00:00

So, a woman took the picture ?

MrMagtow · 2018-04-18T10:52:49+00:00

Her: “But it came out of nowhere!”
Cuck Orbiter: “Don’t worry! I’ll take care of it!” (hangs up)
Her: (thinking) Hmmm maybe I can get some dick whilst I’m waiting...?

foolishghost · 2018-04-18T12:51:19+00:00

No. It doesn’t.

SmigSays · 2018-04-18T13:46:05+00:00

I saw this big pole and because I'm such a misandrist I had to kill that large upright erect monument to men.

Daddy, send me money! I need another car to destroy the one next to it.

Steve_Only · 2018-04-18T13:47:23+00:00

She's naturally drawn to phallic shapes.

Afab67 · 2018-04-18T13:57:13+00:00

She also gets to vote.

DOWNHOOK · 2018-04-18T14:46:26+00:00

This is what happens when you do makeup during driving.

Snowhey01 · 2018-04-18T16:40:28+00:00

That ought-ta keep her off the road for a day or two.

TryDoingSomethingNew · 2018-04-18T17:47:21+00:00

I remember an episode of Cheaters where the "other women" was trying to leave after the Mexican woman caught her husband with her.

She backed into a power pole and it was in the episode. Wow!

Talk about awkward situations.

shit-zen-giggles · 2018-04-18T18:09:38+00:00

pretty bad rendering algorithm. There's tons of AI that can create better/more realistic images than this fake.

Dank_Meems · 2018-04-18T19:14:24+00:00

Story time: I used to live in an apt that was above a small business in the middle of a parking lot, surrounded by other businesses. It was "off the beaten path" and it was pretty awesome for that time in my life. On Sundays almost all business are closed, and there are maybe one or two cars in the lot, including mine.
One nice Sunday, I was relaxing in my living room when I heard a bang and literally felt the building move. I was slightly nervous so I went outside just to find that a woman (in her husbands car, obviously. god forbid a woman doesn't drive a free car for once) had tried to park in between my car and another woman who worked at one of the businesses in the lot. when she attempted her 27 point turn into one of the most difficult spots in the lot, she forgot to put her car in reverse, and smashed into the other woman's car, pushing it up onto the curb and into the building. She then tried to back out, striking my car in the process.
The best part was when the cop showed up, he was talking to her like a fucking child, because that's basically what she was at that point. Also her husband had to show up to amend the situation because she's just a small woman who can't handle anything. I'm sure she tells everyone how empowered she is whens he's on facebook at night....
This also ended up costing me a few hundred dollars because of a mixup with my insurance and rental car. She didn't even apologize.......

ZcytheP · 2018-04-18T08:48:53+00:00

women

Title	Does it really surprise anyone?
Author	300C
Upvotes	733
Comments	155
Date	April 17, 2018 8:56 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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